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Marcus Shugel-Shen | Monkey Prince

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Marcus Shugel-Shen | Monkey Prince @monkeyprince.bsky.social · Feb 2

“𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑-𝐅𝐋𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐘 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐄!

𝐈 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐎𝐑 𝐀𝐍𝐘 𝐎𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐃𝐎𝐎𝐅𝐘 𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐍𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐘!”

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Marcus Shugel-Shen | Monkey Prince @monkeyprince.bsky.social · Aug 22

I love whimsy.

I’m against the terms of goblins and gnomes.

That’s something they’d say while tiptoeing through my garden.

𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘, @the-speedster.bsky.social · Aug 22

Yeah, and? You against a bit of whimsy?

Marcus Shugel-Shen | Monkey Prince @monkeyprince.bsky.social · Aug 22

Bro really said teehee

Marcus Shugel-Shen | Monkey Prince @monkeyprince.bsky.social · Aug 22

Bro really said teehee

Marcus Shugel-Shen | Monkey Prince @monkeyprince.bsky.social · Aug 22

I have plenty of great ideas. Let me know if you ever need any of them.

٠ ࣪⭑ —— 𝓑𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐁𝐎𝐘. @transmuting.bsky.social · Aug 22

Y'know. You're right.

Marcus Shugel-Shen | Monkey Prince @monkeyprince.bsky.social · Aug 22

Why not do both?

Marcus Shugel-Shen | Monkey Prince @monkeyprince.bsky.social · Aug 22

Why not do both?

٠ ࣪⭑ —— 𝓑𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐁𝐎𝐘. @transmuting.bsky.social · Aug 22

Why make breakfast when you can steal Wally's snacks

Reposted by Marcus Shugel-Shen | Monkey Prince

٠ ࣪⭑ —— 𝓑𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐁𝐎𝐘. @transmuting.bsky.social · Aug 21

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Marcus Shugel-Shen | Monkey Prince @monkeyprince.bsky.social · Aug 17

“Call me the Band Prince cause I’m so instrumental.”

He grinned, arms crossing over his chest.

Marcus Shugel-Shen | Monkey Prince @monkeyprince.bsky.social · Aug 17

“Oh! Yeah, crystal clear. Got any demons you want me to bop with my staff?”

Marcus Shugel-Shen | Monkey Prince @monkeyprince.bsky.social · Aug 17

“…I probably won’t…”

Marcus Shugel-Shen | Monkey Prince @monkeyprince.bsky.social · Aug 17

“Uh, in English?”

Marcus Shugel-Shen | Monkey Prince @monkeyprince.bsky.social · Aug 15

………. Why do you say that like you have experience?

٠࣪⭑ —— 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐍𝐀𝐏𝐈𝐄𝐑. @amelioratinq.bsky.social · Aug 15

Don't have sex with the clown—

It does not lead to good things.

Marcus Shugel-Shen | Monkey Prince @monkeyprince.bsky.social · Aug 15

Congrats. You’ve beaten the incel allegations.

Clown Prince of Cringe.

🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · Aug 15

Why, I'm the Clown Prince of Crime. Annnnnd I fuck!

Quite often. You'd be surprised what people would do for a clown~! Hah!

Marcus Shugel-Shen | Monkey Prince @monkeyprince.bsky.social · Aug 15

The handsomest monkey on this planet aaaaand a prince.

Beat that, chucklefuck.

Marcus Shugel-Shen | Monkey Prince @monkeyprince.bsky.social · Aug 15

I don’t think anyone is coming to the suckiest party.

Get it? Suckiest.

Marcus Shugel-Shen | Monkey Prince @monkeyprince.bsky.social · Aug 15

The handsomest monkey on this planet aaaaand a prince.

Beat that, chucklefuck.

🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · Aug 15

You're literally an ugly monkey?

Marcus Shugel-Shen | Monkey Prince @monkeyprince.bsky.social · Aug 15

I didn’t say that.

I’m just saying that your special sock doesn’t count.

Marcus Shugel-Shen | Monkey Prince @monkeyprince.bsky.social · Aug 15

I didn’t say that.

I’m just saying that your special sock doesn’t count.

🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · Aug 15

Do you— think I don't have sex? Is that it?

Marcus Shugel-Shen | Monkey Prince @monkeyprince.bsky.social · Aug 15

Good luck with the second. You’ll need it with a face like that.

Marcus Shugel-Shen | Monkey Prince @monkeyprince.bsky.social · Aug 15

Good luck with the second. You’ll need it with a face like that.

🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · Aug 15

Yes.

Marcus Shugel-Shen | Monkey Prince @monkeyprince.bsky.social · Aug 15

Is this like a ‘I will corrupt someone else’

or

is this a ‘I’m gonna make babies’

Marcus Shugel-Shen | Monkey Prince @monkeyprince.bsky.social · Aug 15

Is this like a ‘I will corrupt someone else’

or

is this a ‘I’m gonna make babies’

🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · Aug 15

There is one Joker.

For now.

I will make another.

Marcus Shugel-Shen | Monkey Prince @monkeyprince.bsky.social · Aug 15

Superbitch is CRAAAAZY

Marcus Shugel-Shen | Monkey Prince @monkeyprince.bsky.social · Aug 12

Marcus currently, was explaining to a legion of his hair clones, how to properly dangle a criminal upside to make them look ridiculous and, frustratingly enough, no one was paying any attention.

@gothamshadow.bsky.social

Marcus Shugel-Shen | Monkey Prince @monkeyprince.bsky.social · Aug 11

(Using his tail to snag some.)

Marcus Shugel-Shen | Monkey Prince @monkeyprince.bsky.social · Aug 11

You got popcorn?

Marcus Shugel-Shen | Monkey Prince @monkeyprince.bsky.social · Aug 10

“Good day to not have an alien invasion!”

☺️

Marcus Shugel-Shen | Monkey Prince @monkeyprince.bsky.social · Aug 10

If you come to my island, I only have two villagers.

• Tiansheng
• Rasher

Marcus Shugel-Shen | Monkey Prince @monkeyprince.bsky.social · Aug 9

…. God, I hope that’s a metaphor or I’m gonna have to report some stuff.

Marcus Shugel-Shen | Monkey Prince @monkeyprince.bsky.social · Aug 9

He—.. come again?

Marcus Shugel-Shen | Monkey Prince @monkeyprince.bsky.social · Aug 9

You’ll be imagining for a long time, red head.

Jason. @robinwashere.bsky.social · Aug 9

Imagine dating.