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linds@y
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hip hop surgeon of the mindless eye
i can think of one microblogging site that doesn't crash after a super bowl halftime show!
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
some day i will be a homeowner. and i will have a flower garden, and there will be lots of butterflies and bees.
February 8, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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I know one election the president can’t nationalize. Turn in your Bibles to Ephesians 1.
February 7, 2026 at 2:18 PM
my chud cat needs to chill tf out
February 6, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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Hard truth time: Shorty can get a bit too flaccid in the cut when we all ought to go turgid in the paint
February 6, 2026 at 9:07 AM
February 5, 2026 at 4:03 PM
is it happening?
February 5, 2026 at 3:52 PM
The haves have not a clue. The immenseness of suffering and the art of negotiation is a rarity with onionskin plausibility of life and a keyboard reaffirmation.
February 5, 2026 at 1:10 AM
i want a brita filter but it adds more fluoride to the water.
February 5, 2026 at 12:21 AM
sometimes i wish i had D&D friends again. but i have to remind myself that all they will do is reply "i'm busy, sorry" an hour after the session was supposed to start.

rule number one of power: don't be a tool!
February 4, 2026 at 8:48 PM
i hate that i can't share stuff that i'm working on here bc it'll just get hit by LLM scrapers! badda bing badda boom say goodbye to intellectual property!
February 3, 2026 at 11:31 PM
new pfp new me
February 3, 2026 at 10:38 PM
February 3, 2026 at 8:50 PM
deviated septum and tinnitus were made for each other
February 3, 2026 at 7:10 PM
February 2, 2026 at 5:37 PM
punxsutawney phil has done no wrong. you people just can't handle the Truthe.
February 2, 2026 at 2:31 PM
it's screed time
February 1, 2026 at 6:57 PM
hate to say it, but i might be a bit of a blogposter.
January 31, 2026 at 11:02 PM
dyadic earthwork mounds show great promise
January 31, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I pity my professors who, at the insistence of higher ups, have to include narrowly defined permitted uses of LLMs for their students, i.e. spell checking, brainstorming, etc., and then every assignment except mine is undistilled gpt. It must be insulting & my degree will be worthless because of it.
January 31, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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Let's not put it past Shorty to friendzone a sugar daddy papa bear
January 30, 2026 at 8:08 AM
turns out search engines are simply not able to index my question about which gibbon spends the most time on the ground.

so i caved and asked a LLM "of all the species of gibbon, which gibbon species is the most terrestrial, that is, the least arboreal?" and what happened? it lied! wow! shocker!
January 30, 2026 at 1:41 AM
this summer, i will REFUSE to be a shut-in
January 29, 2026 at 8:34 PM
i am proud of my book. it is un-publishable, however. too smart to sell, you see.
January 28, 2026 at 3:52 PM
ok pop off noted internet personality "hank green" yas~
Placing a layer of algorithmic recommendation on speech does not make speech less free, but it does pervert it.

Algorithmic mediation turns speech into a resource extracted from human behavior.

Platforms do not value speech because it is protected, they value the service it provides them.
January 28, 2026 at 3:32 PM