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Santa Paws
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🔞Monstera -they/them - queer furry trash and creepy crawly cozy stuff enjoyer

Minors dni, please
A visitor threw a ‘stick’ at me when I told him to be more mindful around the mobilityaid people so he stops knocking us down

It wasn’t a stick. It was a bone.

It’s a real bone. It’s a real fresh bone, he got arrested and is being held while the sheriff finds someone to find what species it’s from
January 21, 2026 at 10:33 PM
I wasn’t able to do much today and it’s only seven evenin’ time but something’s making me so sluggish and exhausted. Will see if I can take a day to reset so I’m not sending a handful of ‘asfgh’ at anyone.
January 17, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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The 3rd prompt of Creepmas is Ice Skating. The Fresno Nightcrawlers are taking a night off for some skating fun!

#7daysofcreepmas25 #7daysofcreepmas
December 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Am I the Goatman? No.

Did I baa loudly at the tiktokers who were live-streaming screaming Buzzfeed Unsolved Goatman memes within earshot of my outside pt?

Yes. Yes I did.

Got quiet for a sec and realized it was a person making sheep sounds but they seemed so happy a stranger got the references.
January 17, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Dog mentor: as a more urgent backup to ‘come’ we need to find you a word you can shout for emergencies that strangers wouldn’t commonly say

Me: Mothman.

Dog mentor: but that’s a creature-

Me: You said it needs to be a recall word with urgency, who wouldn’t flee from an 100mph flying giant insect?
January 13, 2026 at 11:01 PM
What a beautiful pyrography piece, ✨the Jackalope✨

Came timely, packaged with care, thank you @gatorpond.bsky.social 🦊🫶
January 13, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Finally recovered my tumblr so I can continue drinking in my beloved queer vampire content from The Wayhaven Chronicles
a cartoon of spongebob squarepants standing in the ocean
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob squarepants standing in the ocean
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 11:21 PM
I did scary adult responsibility things today and I’m letting myself have something with actual sugar in it

In the moment being responsible freaking sucked so I deserve this little treat and I’m gonna enjoy my……probably a bowl of pudding with granola but moderation so I’m enjoying it anyways
January 11, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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Heh-Heh
January 4, 2026 at 5:15 AM
my first Aussie was left in her breeder’s home when she went to Vegas to gamble and left her there, never came back. Found her in my school playground, a senior, named her Scarlet(scarlet witch)

second, Marvel, was a rescue who became my service dog, protected me like I was her pup

Miss them a lot
January 6, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Mobility has increased, far better than when I woke up after my accident and surgeries so many I forgot how I was put back together

A cane will be necessary for the remainder of my life and I need a walker or a wheelchair until around February but I will be home and out of inpatient soon

Soon😖
January 6, 2026 at 6:53 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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✷ Cerberus ✷
December 30, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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Moonlight Highland
December 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Spent some time in the sketchbook last week :)

#art #illustration#sketchbook #humanart
December 23, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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favorite commissions of 2025
December 31, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Favorite sketchbook moments from last year :)

#sketchbook #art #traditionalart
January 2, 2026 at 9:50 AM
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evolution of my dainsleif and baizhu clones

#oc
October 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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it takes a real man to be babygirl
#oc #trans
October 29, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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pencil sketches from memory
December 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Motivational mothman
January 2, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 6:30 AM
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Happy new year!!! 🐎🥳🎉
#art #horses #sharks
January 2, 2026 at 3:42 AM
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Year of the horse
January 2, 2026 at 6:13 PM