Montrith
@montrith.bsky.social
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Too online for my family, too real for my online.
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This is the stuff I see in my nightmares instead of normal stuff like being chased by an axe murderer or something.
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You'd probably like the new menthol and citrus salmiakki from Sisu.
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Weird reminder of how Scatman was super popular in Japan.
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I rejected the typical energy ball standard. All energy balls are unique and beautiful.
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I've never had a road trip song because I've never been allowed to pick the music on a road trip after I was like 4.

So I guess that makes my favorite road trip song Damiana the Little Dog by default.
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I'm very sorry for your loss. He was such a kind looking, sweet boy.
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An entire planet exploding behind a cute cat that's distracting me.
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They couldn't have picked a funnier lineup if they were trying to cast parody young Tories for a new sketch comedy show.

"This last one we just call 'The Woman'"
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Women in this show should never love a man, there's only one way that will end for them.
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Pangzi is too good for...well, everyone else in this show.
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Ingrid providing a valuable service with these screenshots.
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I once wrote a book report for my sister having only read the first and last chapters of the book. She paid me an entire chocolate bar for it.
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Happy birthday a day late because I'm always behind on checking my feed.
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Don't be silly zombies don't exist. They're probably just dead people piloted by some kind of parasitic shrimp inside their eyeballs.
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Honestly with everything he's got going on, life can't be looking all that tempting to WX right now.
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I assume the scary thing is the reveal that koalas aren't actually bears.
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It always blows my mind when I remember that the first movie based on the works of Jalmari Finne was made by... Jalmari Finne.

With an obligatory appearance by Joel Rinne.
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One of my all time favorite movies.
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Hopefully they'll find this information in time to save her!
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The Trump administration has ordered FBI employees in Washington, DC, to immediately search their workstations and digital media for any records pertaining to the disappearance of Amelia Earhart, a law enforcement source told CNN.
FBI employees ordered to immediately search for records related to Amelia Earhart, source says | CNN Politics
The Trump administration has ordered FBI employees in Washington, DC, to immediately search their workstations and digital media for any records pertaining to the disappearance of Amelia Earhart, a la...
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Looking forward to seeing how he will manage to make an exploding video game.
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Somehow it's very funny to me to call someone a "drug vendor". I imagine a cop trying to go undercover calling himself that and immediately being discovered.