May this year keep you cheeky, accountable, and just disciplined enough to stay out of troubleβ¦ or at least accept the consequences with a grin. Hereβs to fresh starts, bold intentions, and the occasional well-earned reminder to stay in line.
May this year keep you cheeky, accountable, and just disciplined enough to stay out of troubleβ¦ or at least accept the consequences with a grin. Hereβs to fresh starts, bold intentions, and the occasional well-earned reminder to stay in line.
Careful what you ask for... I always deliver
Careful what you ask for... I always deliver
May your mince pies be warm, your mulled wine strong, and any naughty behaviour be firmly dealt with before the stockings are hung.
May your mince pies be warm, your mulled wine strong, and any naughty behaviour be firmly dealt with before the stockings are hung.
Youβre not in trouble, but you are being bratty, and you know what that earns. One more little whatever and my hand is going to spell out the lesson across your backside before you even finish the word.
Youβre not in trouble, but you are being bratty, and you know what that earns. One more little whatever and my hand is going to spell out the lesson across your backside before you even finish the word.
Does it make it more grounding, more nostalgic, more uncomfortable, or does it not matter to you at all?
Does it make it more grounding, more nostalgic, more uncomfortable, or does it not matter to you at all?
Iβm asking because many of us grew up seeing (or experiencing) the very real, everyday hairbrush being used, and that history can shape how we relate to the implement now.
Iβm asking because many of us grew up seeing (or experiencing) the very real, everyday hairbrush being used, and that history can shape how we relate to the implement now.
What should the consequences be for a girl who canβt keep her foot off the accelerator?
What should the consequences be for a girl who canβt keep her foot off the accelerator?
If you wriggle, Iβll hold you tighter.
If you whine, Iβll go slower.
If you try to act brave, Iβll break that act spank by spank.
Say yes, and be good.
Or Iβll make you be good.
If you wriggle, Iβll hold you tighter.
If you whine, Iβll go slower.
If you try to act brave, Iβll break that act spank by spank.
Say yes, and be good.
Or Iβll make you be good.
Donβt pretend you donβt want that.
Donβt pretend you donβt want that.
Then I put you over my knee.
Then I put you over my knee.
Arms forward. Fingers clutching the sheets youβll be bunching tighter with every swat.
Back arched. Legs apart.
Bottom perfectly presented, because Iβll be positioning you myself, until youβre still and silent and ready.
Arms forward. Fingers clutching the sheets youβll be bunching tighter with every swat.
Back arched. Legs apart.
Bottom perfectly presented, because Iβll be positioning you myself, until youβre still and silent and ready.
Or better yet, what havenβt you done?
Speak.
Before I decide what tone your morning deserves.
*taps hairbrush*
Or better yet, what havenβt you done?
Speak.
Before I decide what tone your morning deserves.
*taps hairbrush*