May your mince pies be warm, your mulled wine strong, and any naughty behaviour be firmly dealt with before the stockings are hung.
May your mince pies be warm, your mulled wine strong, and any naughty behaviour be firmly dealt with before the stockings are hung.
You’re not in trouble, but you are being bratty, and you know what that earns. One more little whatever and my hand is going to spell out the lesson across your backside before you even finish the word.
You’re not in trouble, but you are being bratty, and you know what that earns. One more little whatever and my hand is going to spell out the lesson across your backside before you even finish the word.
I’m asking because many of us grew up seeing (or experiencing) the very real, everyday hairbrush being used, and that history can shape how we relate to the implement now.
I’m asking because many of us grew up seeing (or experiencing) the very real, everyday hairbrush being used, and that history can shape how we relate to the implement now.
What should the consequences be for a girl who can’t keep her foot off the accelerator?
What should the consequences be for a girl who can’t keep her foot off the accelerator?
If you wriggle, I’ll hold you tighter.
If you whine, I’ll go slower.
If you try to act brave, I’ll break that act spank by spank.
Say yes, and be good.
Or I’ll make you be good.
If you wriggle, I’ll hold you tighter.
If you whine, I’ll go slower.
If you try to act brave, I’ll break that act spank by spank.
Say yes, and be good.
Or I’ll make you be good.
Don’t pretend you don’t want that.
Don’t pretend you don’t want that.
Then I put you over my knee.
Then I put you over my knee.
Arms forward. Fingers clutching the sheets you’ll be bunching tighter with every swat.
Back arched. Legs apart.
Bottom perfectly presented, because I’ll be positioning you myself, until you’re still and silent and ready.
Arms forward. Fingers clutching the sheets you’ll be bunching tighter with every swat.
Back arched. Legs apart.
Bottom perfectly presented, because I’ll be positioning you myself, until you’re still and silent and ready.
Or better yet, what haven’t you done?
Speak.
Before I decide what tone your morning deserves.
*taps hairbrush*
Or better yet, what haven’t you done?
Speak.
Before I decide what tone your morning deserves.
*taps hairbrush*
“I’m sorry I was cheeky. I got carried away and I didn’t mean to challenge you. I’ll behave now.”
Was that so hard? No. But you wanted to test me, didn’t you? Guess what happens now…
“I’m sorry I was cheeky. I got carried away and I didn’t mean to challenge you. I’ll behave now.”
Was that so hard? No. But you wanted to test me, didn’t you? Guess what happens now…
Do you want me to come over there and tip your chin up until you remember your manners?
Do you want me to come over there and tip your chin up until you remember your manners?
Then don’t be surprised if I pull you up by the wrist, swat that sleepy backside hard enough to wake the neighbours, and plant you in front of the mirror until you remember you’re not some defeated little thing.
Then don’t be surprised if I pull you up by the wrist, swat that sleepy backside hard enough to wake the neighbours, and plant you in front of the mirror until you remember you’re not some defeated little thing.
If you half ass it, I’ll put you over my knee, spank that apology out of you syllable by syllable, and make sure you can’t sit still long enough to mumble another word without wincing.
If you half ass it, I’ll put you over my knee, spank that apology out of you syllable by syllable, and make sure you can’t sit still long enough to mumble another word without wincing.