mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈
@moonklutz.bsky.social
Your little meow meow, a twice Hugo-nominated nobody, top-ten globally ranked VR speedrunner, and sometimes podcast personality. mklutz @ ao3/tumblr, moonklutz elsewhere. (she/they)
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mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈
@moonklutz.bsky.social
· Jul 20
Courtney: your autism is WEAPONIZED
You know I'm sick because Sherlock does her bed routine of herding me to bed on time, supervising set up, and sitting on the pillow but she's so offended by the noises and movement from me that she immediately leaves the room to sleep on the couch.
sorry, princess, my breathing is bad right now
sorry, princess, my breathing is bad right now
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 AM
You know I'm sick because Sherlock does her bed routine of herding me to bed on time, supervising set up, and sitting on the pillow but she's so offended by the noises and movement from me that she immediately leaves the room to sleep on the couch.
sorry, princess, my breathing is bad right now
sorry, princess, my breathing is bad right now
The problem is I’m not hungry but should eat. There is a subway nearby but I don’t want to stand there ordering and I don’t trust online ordering to not give me my allergens after they fucked up their menu. There is no winning!!
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The problem is I’m not hungry but should eat. There is a subway nearby but I don’t want to stand there ordering and I don’t trust online ordering to not give me my allergens after they fucked up their menu. There is no winning!!
went to the pharmacy at lunch and got more meds and an overpriced bottle of gatorade. I am working, and people seem very happy with today's results even though I sound (and feel) like lucas in burrow's end
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
went to the pharmacy at lunch and got more meds and an overpriced bottle of gatorade. I am working, and people seem very happy with today's results even though I sound (and feel) like lucas in burrow's end
Me: i hope my colleagues will believe I am sick because on-camera I think I look normal
Someone's boss: morning, MK!
Me: Borbing!
Everyone: OH NO
Someone's boss: morning, MK!
Me: Borbing!
Everyone: OH NO
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Me: i hope my colleagues will believe I am sick because on-camera I think I look normal
Someone's boss: morning, MK!
Me: Borbing!
Everyone: OH NO
Someone's boss: morning, MK!
Me: Borbing!
Everyone: OH NO
(muffled curse of "bai sibuses!" to the apartment)
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 AM
(muffled curse of "bai sibuses!" to the apartment)
sherlock is meowing and wants me to chase her but I am still afflicted by the plague and can't even really meow at her because I sound like a gremlin
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
sherlock is meowing and wants me to chase her but I am still afflicted by the plague and can't even really meow at her because I sound like a gremlin
is there anything AI _can_ do? Other than ruin things (I doubt it)
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
is there anything AI _can_ do? Other than ruin things (I doubt it)
Definitely less sick after sleeping most of yesterday. I put the chairs down, emptied and loaded and ran the dishwasher, and am on the couch until vet fluids time. Definitely gonna wfh tomorrow and or take a half day.
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Definitely less sick after sleeping most of yesterday. I put the chairs down, emptied and loaded and ran the dishwasher, and am on the couch until vet fluids time. Definitely gonna wfh tomorrow and or take a half day.
chugging soup and tea and then being surprised i have to pee a lot
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
chugging soup and tea and then being surprised i have to pee a lot
sometimes connections is wrong, actually
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 AM
sometimes connections is wrong, actually
cats: the guests are gone!? YEAH
cats: you have a fever? HELL YEAH
two super cuddly babies, two reasons
cats: you have a fever? HELL YEAH
two super cuddly babies, two reasons
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
cats: the guests are gone!? YEAH
cats: you have a fever? HELL YEAH
two super cuddly babies, two reasons
cats: you have a fever? HELL YEAH
two super cuddly babies, two reasons
Me: I'm not even that sick! I can run the vac/mop robot and wash and dry these linens and towels!
Also me, many hours later, bright red with a fever and having slept most of the day: ...but the chairs will stay sat on the tables and I am not putting anything AWAY, that's way too much
Also me, many hours later, bright red with a fever and having slept most of the day: ...but the chairs will stay sat on the tables and I am not putting anything AWAY, that's way too much
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Me: I'm not even that sick! I can run the vac/mop robot and wash and dry these linens and towels!
Also me, many hours later, bright red with a fever and having slept most of the day: ...but the chairs will stay sat on the tables and I am not putting anything AWAY, that's way too much
Also me, many hours later, bright red with a fever and having slept most of the day: ...but the chairs will stay sat on the tables and I am not putting anything AWAY, that's way too much
I got sick which is the perfect time to explain why Ni no Kuni II sucks to my house guests before they leave the country
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I got sick which is the perfect time to explain why Ni no Kuni II sucks to my house guests before they leave the country
Reposted by mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈
List for copy and paste is here: www.tumblr.com/modmad/80085.... Related: dammit, Firefox.
November 24, 2025 at 12:12 PM
List for copy and paste is here: www.tumblr.com/modmad/80085.... Related: dammit, Firefox.
Reposted by mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈
Anyone invoking Death of the Author as an excuse should be aware that Rowling and her TERF friends sharply disagree with you. Rowling has even explicitly claimed that the popularity of her properties is itself a ratification of her transphobic beliefs
November 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Anyone invoking Death of the Author as an excuse should be aware that Rowling and her TERF friends sharply disagree with you. Rowling has even explicitly claimed that the popularity of her properties is itself a ratification of her transphobic beliefs
Reposted by mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈
“It's both possible, and even necessary, to simultaneously enjoy media while also being critical of its more problematic or pernicious aspects" was such a simple message that was so thoroughly and viciously rejected, but i think many of you still need to learn it
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
“It's both possible, and even necessary, to simultaneously enjoy media while also being critical of its more problematic or pernicious aspects" was such a simple message that was so thoroughly and viciously rejected, but i think many of you still need to learn it
(video games on a shelf fall over alone)
Courtney: HAUNTED
Me: I honestly thought the cats had been doing that the whole time
Me: someone call shane and ryan
(don't, I don't want them in my apartment probably and don't believe in ghosts)
(they're great)
Courtney: HAUNTED
Me: I honestly thought the cats had been doing that the whole time
Me: someone call shane and ryan
(don't, I don't want them in my apartment probably and don't believe in ghosts)
(they're great)
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 AM
(video games on a shelf fall over alone)
Courtney: HAUNTED
Me: I honestly thought the cats had been doing that the whole time
Me: someone call shane and ryan
(don't, I don't want them in my apartment probably and don't believe in ghosts)
(they're great)
Courtney: HAUNTED
Me: I honestly thought the cats had been doing that the whole time
Me: someone call shane and ryan
(don't, I don't want them in my apartment probably and don't believe in ghosts)
(they're great)
I had so many people over tonight (we used almost every chair) and at one point I was like "hey friend, can you get the step ladder from the hall closet and then kill that spider for me" and pointed at a tiny black speck on the join of the ceiling and the wall.
Other friend: is it even a spider?
Other friend: is it even a spider?
November 22, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I had so many people over tonight (we used almost every chair) and at one point I was like "hey friend, can you get the step ladder from the hall closet and then kill that spider for me" and pointed at a tiny black speck on the join of the ceiling and the wall.
Other friend: is it even a spider?
Other friend: is it even a spider?
I watched Demi's standup special on Dropout, and if you liked the Chris Grace one I think you will like this one too! Strong narrative structure, lots of absurdism, surprise Canada.
November 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I watched Demi's standup special on Dropout, and if you liked the Chris Grace one I think you will like this one too! Strong narrative structure, lots of absurdism, surprise Canada.
🚨🚨 josephmallozzi.com/2025/11/19/s... 🚨🚨 this could fix me (if it's good) (if rodney is in it)
Stargate Returns! - Joseph Mallozzi's Weblog
AMAZONG GREENLIGHTS A NEW STARGATE SERIES Yes, it’s true. 14 years after the franchise aired its last episode (SGU’s “Gauntlet”), a new Stargate series has been greenlit by Amazon. And it’s not a re...
josephmallozzi.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
🚨🚨 josephmallozzi.com/2025/11/19/s... 🚨🚨 this could fix me (if it's good) (if rodney is in it)
I have spent the whole day putting out other people's fires and then I had the audacity to step into a bowl of wet cat food in compression stockings. Really nailing it today.
November 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I have spent the whole day putting out other people's fires and then I had the audacity to step into a bowl of wet cat food in compression stockings. Really nailing it today.
Boss agreed to let me wfh today and sherlock is so happy that I am ahead of schedule. Purring up a storm. Meeting me in my office. Rolling around in delight at the schedule adherence.
November 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Boss agreed to let me wfh today and sherlock is so happy that I am ahead of schedule. Purring up a storm. Meeting me in my office. Rolling around in delight at the schedule adherence.
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Gonna imagine all my T cells with little butt cheeks now
November 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Gonna imagine all my T cells with little butt cheeks now
Just watching a cooking video and asking earnestly why on earth someone would put a layer of cheese and bacon inside a latke when a latke is already perfect.
Then realizing that’s an autism thought actually. (Potato and salt? Sour cream later? Perfect. Don’t change a thing.)
Then realizing that’s an autism thought actually. (Potato and salt? Sour cream later? Perfect. Don’t change a thing.)
November 19, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Just watching a cooking video and asking earnestly why on earth someone would put a layer of cheese and bacon inside a latke when a latke is already perfect.
Then realizing that’s an autism thought actually. (Potato and salt? Sour cream later? Perfect. Don’t change a thing.)
Then realizing that’s an autism thought actually. (Potato and salt? Sour cream later? Perfect. Don’t change a thing.)
Me: hi IT, we used (x) software to do (y) task and it failed miserably in these specific ways. Can you suggest an approved alternative?
IT: give us three weeks
(three weeks pass)
IT: we recommend (x) software
Me:
Me:
Me:
IT: give us three weeks
(three weeks pass)
IT: we recommend (x) software
Me:
Me:
Me:
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Me: hi IT, we used (x) software to do (y) task and it failed miserably in these specific ways. Can you suggest an approved alternative?
IT: give us three weeks
(three weeks pass)
IT: we recommend (x) software
Me:
Me:
Me:
IT: give us three weeks
(three weeks pass)
IT: we recommend (x) software
Me:
Me:
Me: