Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴☠️🐢⚔️
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& expletives. Rock on man.
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⚡️READING⚡️
I would prefer just a Monday, Monday without the manic while also being situated in
Precedented times.
I would prefer just a Monday, Monday without the manic while also being situated in
Precedented times.
People always ask me
“Is it the carbs before the work out?”
And I always tell them
“Actually it’s illicitly sourced sacrificial unicorn blood consumed through slaughter, a delicacy only embraced”
“Of course”
“With the trade off of surrounding community welfare”
“Is it the carbs before the work out?”
And I always tell them
“Actually it’s illicitly sourced sacrificial unicorn blood consumed through slaughter, a delicacy only embraced”
“Of course”
“With the trade off of surrounding community welfare”
December 16, 2025 at 4:39 AM
People always ask me
“Is it the carbs before the work out?”
And I always tell them
“Actually it’s illicitly sourced sacrificial unicorn blood consumed through slaughter, a delicacy only embraced”
“Of course”
“With the trade off of surrounding community welfare”
“Is it the carbs before the work out?”
And I always tell them
“Actually it’s illicitly sourced sacrificial unicorn blood consumed through slaughter, a delicacy only embraced”
“Of course”
“With the trade off of surrounding community welfare”
How about pesto is a global delicacy, sweetie.
Look it up.
Look it up.
December 16, 2025 at 4:06 AM
How about pesto is a global delicacy, sweetie.
Look it up.
Look it up.
We will also work hard, for that money.
KIt Harrington.
Hashtag Donna Summers is also a Christmas song
KIt Harrington.
Hashtag Donna Summers is also a Christmas song
December 16, 2025 at 4:01 AM
We will also work hard, for that money.
KIt Harrington.
Hashtag Donna Summers is also a Christmas song
KIt Harrington.
Hashtag Donna Summers is also a Christmas song
We will require a top notch shower sonnet for that one.
December 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
We will require a top notch shower sonnet for that one.
I would like to clarify that while I did say the
✌️Old Kit Harrington✌️
Yesterday what I have come to realize is that we share the same birth year. As such, and in a similar form, this would remind me of my own state of aging and
To pass the buck to Kit again, this revelation DEEPLY
👀
✌️Old Kit Harrington✌️
Yesterday what I have come to realize is that we share the same birth year. As such, and in a similar form, this would remind me of my own state of aging and
To pass the buck to Kit again, this revelation DEEPLY
👀
December 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I would like to clarify that while I did say the
✌️Old Kit Harrington✌️
Yesterday what I have come to realize is that we share the same birth year. As such, and in a similar form, this would remind me of my own state of aging and
To pass the buck to Kit again, this revelation DEEPLY
👀
✌️Old Kit Harrington✌️
Yesterday what I have come to realize is that we share the same birth year. As such, and in a similar form, this would remind me of my own state of aging and
To pass the buck to Kit again, this revelation DEEPLY
👀
Sto Linguiners is as festive as I’ll get at the moment. In the background, however, the subtle accents of a red chilli invigorate the imagination.
December 16, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Sto Linguiners is as festive as I’ll get at the moment. In the background, however, the subtle accents of a red chilli invigorate the imagination.
As for the honk du jour yesterday you could say
👴 didn’t want ta do SHIT
(Had guests to entertain)
👴 so you can’t make me do Jane Doddly if I’m fucken not in the mood for DICK
👴 wait…
👴 like for getting sweaty and exer…
👴 PUMPIN PECS BOYS
👴 didn’t want ta do SHIT
(Had guests to entertain)
👴 so you can’t make me do Jane Doddly if I’m fucken not in the mood for DICK
👴 wait…
👴 like for getting sweaty and exer…
👴 PUMPIN PECS BOYS
December 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
As for the honk du jour yesterday you could say
👴 didn’t want ta do SHIT
(Had guests to entertain)
👴 so you can’t make me do Jane Doddly if I’m fucken not in the mood for DICK
👴 wait…
👴 like for getting sweaty and exer…
👴 PUMPIN PECS BOYS
👴 didn’t want ta do SHIT
(Had guests to entertain)
👴 so you can’t make me do Jane Doddly if I’m fucken not in the mood for DICK
👴 wait…
👴 like for getting sweaty and exer…
👴 PUMPIN PECS BOYS
I, too, would like to stay inverted.
December 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I, too, would like to stay inverted.
✌️
December 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
✌️
Perhaps complimentary home brew to start off the activity today, as opposed to
✌️deep bass✌️
and all of the embellishments that come along with the negative reciprocals of quote soft techno.
open.spotify.com/track/6ozww8...
✌️deep bass✌️
and all of the embellishments that come along with the negative reciprocals of quote soft techno.
open.spotify.com/track/6ozww8...
Pacific Theme
open.spotify.com
December 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Perhaps complimentary home brew to start off the activity today, as opposed to
✌️deep bass✌️
and all of the embellishments that come along with the negative reciprocals of quote soft techno.
open.spotify.com/track/6ozww8...
✌️deep bass✌️
and all of the embellishments that come along with the negative reciprocals of quote soft techno.
open.spotify.com/track/6ozww8...
⚡️READING⚡️
I would prefer just a Monday, Monday without the manic while also being situated in
Precedented times.
I would prefer just a Monday, Monday without the manic while also being situated in
Precedented times.
December 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
⚡️READING⚡️
I would prefer just a Monday, Monday without the manic while also being situated in
Precedented times.
I would prefer just a Monday, Monday without the manic while also being situated in
Precedented times.
Funny posts encountered in the past week:
(To the tune of)
Mycologist: um here’s an idea. Instead of not knowing anything about what’s going on and winging it in the wilderness why don’t you try and go to the grocery store..
(To the tune of)
Mycologist: um here’s an idea. Instead of not knowing anything about what’s going on and winging it in the wilderness why don’t you try and go to the grocery store..
December 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Funny posts encountered in the past week:
(To the tune of)
Mycologist: um here’s an idea. Instead of not knowing anything about what’s going on and winging it in the wilderness why don’t you try and go to the grocery store..
(To the tune of)
Mycologist: um here’s an idea. Instead of not knowing anything about what’s going on and winging it in the wilderness why don’t you try and go to the grocery store..
I know that morning times can present appearances that include one having dry eyes, but I want to assure you that in no way am I out here committing an illegal marijuana violation.
December 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I know that morning times can present appearances that include one having dry eyes, but I want to assure you that in no way am I out here committing an illegal marijuana violation.
Excellent. Next wiz break only leaves me with 3 minutes of overage.
December 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Excellent. Next wiz break only leaves me with 3 minutes of overage.
Got Guests here and have been more social as of late. As such, a nine minute preemptive as
I crank out a legendary wee wee.
I crank out a legendary wee wee.
December 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Got Guests here and have been more social as of late. As such, a nine minute preemptive as
I crank out a legendary wee wee.
I crank out a legendary wee wee.
Now trying to muster the juice but need a moment of repose
December 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Now trying to muster the juice but need a moment of repose
READING
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On the flip side small talk a deown undah friend, upon hearing that lake surfing was a possibility in
🥸 Toronto Ontario
Not only scoped out the sitch, one winter day, but simultaneously actually got shacked which
For those familiar
Is practically unheard of and now lives here with
-
On the flip side small talk a deown undah friend, upon hearing that lake surfing was a possibility in
🥸 Toronto Ontario
Not only scoped out the sitch, one winter day, but simultaneously actually got shacked which
For those familiar
Is practically unheard of and now lives here with
December 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
READING
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On the flip side small talk a deown undah friend, upon hearing that lake surfing was a possibility in
🥸 Toronto Ontario
Not only scoped out the sitch, one winter day, but simultaneously actually got shacked which
For those familiar
Is practically unheard of and now lives here with
-
On the flip side small talk a deown undah friend, upon hearing that lake surfing was a possibility in
🥸 Toronto Ontario
Not only scoped out the sitch, one winter day, but simultaneously actually got shacked which
For those familiar
Is practically unheard of and now lives here with
🤔
Bird murmurations are complex collective behaviors.
Each bird coordinates its movement based solely on the actions of its approximately 7 closest neighbours.
The flock maintains a delicate balance between order and chaos. If it becomes too rigid or too chaotic, the formation breaks apart.
Each bird coordinates its movement based solely on the actions of its approximately 7 closest neighbours.
The flock maintains a delicate balance between order and chaos. If it becomes too rigid or too chaotic, the formation breaks apart.
December 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
🤔
The you are not alone part of the entire weekends debacle is not easy to acknowledge, and yet from my own memory the things that did help was the humanization of the circumstance via recognition.
Serenity
open.spotify.com
December 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The you are not alone part of the entire weekends debacle is not easy to acknowledge, and yet from my own memory the things that did help was the humanization of the circumstance via recognition.