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👻Colonel Mister Spooky Pants👻

@morchellandmath.bsky.social

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Readin' books and just RIPPING math equations. Cookin. Differentiation, dad jokes, & expletives. Rock on man.

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👻Colonel Mister Spooky Pants👻 @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 1d

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Reminded of the day I did a “create station” after a long Saturday night for a catchy electronic dance number only to find myself in the throws of all things bagpipe music, sprinkled in with some dance, making it a questionable therapeutic for a long night and the terrors that follow.

👻Colonel Mister Spooky Pants👻 @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 45m

Adding to the maritimer phrasebook, we can never forget

“Jill’s world famous apple cobbler”.

👻Colonel Mister Spooky Pants👻 @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 10h

Goodbye.

👻Colonel Mister Spooky Pants👻 @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 10h

Can you remember the name of the reincarnated gorilla?

👻Colonel Mister Spooky Pants👻 @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 10h

As for critical point analysis in trigonometric series, the day over day oscillation of modulating intensity such that one can accelerate it over the MEAN is its own barrel of monkeys, one acutely pronounced by the ordinary nature of social obligations.

Is what it is.

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Mine O' Mine

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👻Colonel Mister Spooky Pants👻 @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 11h

Squad commentary for the sitch includes:

Bro my knockers and tris are on fire tonight for real though, how u doin

👻Colonel Mister Spooky Pants👻 @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 11h

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Dr Karen Pinder 🇨🇦 🔬 @drkarenpinder.bsky.social · 11h

Regardless of who wins the World Series, we need to thank every team member of the Blue Jays and the Dodgers for providing this much needed distraction. 💫

👻Colonel Mister Spooky Pants👻 @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 11h

Errday.

This road warrior mush has been wrought with complications, he explains from the hosts’ child bedroom he’s been put up in.

👻Colonel Mister Spooky Pants👻 @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 12h

Life jacket with uniformly sized water proof holsters for assorted pepperoni stick flavours.

👻Colonel Mister Spooky Pants👻 @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 12h

Magic unsheathed:

I believe that was a strike out.

👻Colonel Mister Spooky Pants👻 @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 12h

A glass calm lake. A board built for two.

A trip manifest, and a cooler pouch that’s not only vacuum sealed but also buoyant.

5-7 simple sandwiches. A thermos of iced tea.

The woman of my dreams, and a thirst for danger.

👻Colonel Mister Spooky Pants👻 @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 12h

What do you think those boys on the pitch are dreaming about in the offseason?

Because it’s not calculus, and most certainly not more baseball.

No, I think I can speak for an entire continental Nordic space that dreams go far beyond the familiar.

Mm mm mm.

👻Colonel Mister Spooky Pants👻 @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 12h

Then the question of “then what is the world’s most exceptional honk” emerges.

That would be tandem stand up paddle boarding, buckaroo.

👻Colonel Mister Spooky Pants👻 @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 12h

So far not the world’s most exceptional honk.

👻Colonel Mister Spooky Pants👻 @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 13h

You know in these parts that Schneider’s is a hot dog vendor.

*hand goes up*

Big ol’ juicy footloooongs

👻Colonel Mister Spooky Pants👻 @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 15h

How about *these* nuts?

Hashtag low key mix and mingling

Multiple flavours of nuts in a bowl, including peanuts and almonds.

👻Colonel Mister Spooky Pants👻 @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 15h

Honk status tba.

👻Colonel Mister Spooky Pants👻 @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 15h

🥸 perhaps, then, it is worth reissuing the idea that

Contrary to popular conjecture

Not all those who wander are, indeed,

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Lost in the Universe

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👻Colonel Mister Spooky Pants👻 @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 15h

And then 🪄

Protractor with pi radians and a woman duck diving upside down

Burrito with Kurt Vonnegut quote altered saying everything was burritos and nothing hurt

👻Colonel Mister Spooky Pants👻 @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 18h

Target lock.

👻Colonel Mister Spooky Pants👻 @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 18h

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Elephant - Todd Rundgren Remix

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👻Colonel Mister Spooky Pants👻 @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 18h

I see life in angles, and lines of perspective.

The remainder of the timer using a protractor.

👻Colonel Mister Spooky Pants👻 @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 18h

See? The facetious use of cool story bro is ABSOLUTELY appropriate 👍

👻Colonel Mister Spooky Pants👻 @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 18h

Then there’s impressions, of course.

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The Simpsons - Purple monkey dishwasher

YouTube video by Funny Simpsons Clips

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👻Colonel Mister Spooky Pants👻 @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 18h

If you want to touch a sensitive bone on a non sexual layer my advice is to

“Just say that to their face”, and listen to responses.

👻Colonel Mister Spooky Pants👻 @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 18h

This suggests one cannot “stop” such, as much as they want to believe a he-man or Rambo costume would help, and infers the way to address this is through “managing it”.

Which is great because this is how they explain themselves as professionals. As in good at that.