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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️
@morchellandmath.bsky.social
Readin' books and just RIPPING math equations. Cookin. Differentiation, dad jokes,
& expletives. Rock on man.
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December 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
🎤 mmHMM

Having lived, loved, and embellished regional accents within my own journey of life, I would like to acknowledge how this Tri State destination prose really jumped off the page for me.
December 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Um best wave ever.
December 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I would like to point out to my friends abroad that while I was feeling experimental about the dish, back in the days of Ava, I did not myself have access to the quote proper pottery.
December 16, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
CHAPTER ELEVEN
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As the closing water tunnel propelled me forward with jet like vigour I proceeded to let out a banshee scream and then looked at the woman and said

“holy mole”

And then she nodded in approval saying

“That was indeed the whole enchilada” and then I did a floating shimmy.
December 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
December 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
READING
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Incidental Dawn Patrol.
December 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Because if you hold it in the right spot, it looks like you are wearing a tie.

Sometimes it is not even the proverbial *you* who has to be enough, but the it

To get the point across.
December 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
People always ask me

“Is it the carbs before the work out?”

And I always tell them

“Actually it’s illicitly sourced sacrificial unicorn blood consumed through slaughter, a delicacy only embraced”

“Of course”

“With the trade off of surrounding community welfare”
December 16, 2025 at 4:39 AM
How about pesto is a global delicacy, sweetie.

Look it up.
December 16, 2025 at 4:06 AM
We will also work hard, for that money.

KIt Harrington.

Hashtag Donna Summers is also a Christmas song
December 16, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I would like to clarify that while I did say the

✌️Old Kit Harrington✌️

Yesterday what I have come to realize is that we share the same birth year. As such, and in a similar form, this would remind me of my own state of aging and

To pass the buck to Kit again, this revelation DEEPLY

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December 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Sto Linguiners is as festive as I’ll get at the moment. In the background, however, the subtle accents of a red chilli invigorate the imagination.
December 16, 2025 at 3:54 AM
As for the honk du jour yesterday you could say

👴 didn’t want ta do SHIT

(Had guests to entertain)

👴 so you can’t make me do Jane Doddly if I’m fucken not in the mood for DICK

👴 wait…

👴 like for getting sweaty and exer…

👴 PUMPIN PECS BOYS
December 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I, too, would like to stay inverted.
December 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It seemed to unusual, at first, to put cocoa beans into a spicy taco augmentations ground together inside of a volcanic stone bowl, but after trying it I was transported into another dimension….
December 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
But we were in pursuit of something bigger. A holy mole

If you will. And if we did not time out the correct storm system, threats included shark metabolism or being chest penetrated by an Aztec warriors spear.
December 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Go on …
December 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
CHAPTER TEN
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“Why don’t you drop knee and grab rail to get into the green room as opposed to doddling around looking like an orangutang wearing stilts and I will go and do a floater” she said to me as the wave crest felt like the ocean sprayed a tinkle onto my face.
December 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
⚡️READING⚡️

I would prefer just a Monday, Monday without the manic while also being situated in

Precedented times.
December 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I know that morning times can present appearances that include one having dry eyes, but I want to assure you that in no way am I out here committing an illegal marijuana violation.
December 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Excellent. Next wiz break only leaves me with 3 minutes of overage.
December 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Got Guests here and have been more social as of late. As such, a nine minute preemptive as

I crank out a legendary wee wee.
December 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Ooooh the nautical home of Siobhan O’Cranksmturns wouldn’t ya know
December 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM