Mordant Muppetry
@mordantmuppetry.bsky.social
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We’re days away from ICE shooting one of those crazy inflatable arm guys thinking it’s Antifa.
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You don’t need people like that in your life Marie.
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At first I thought this was blasphemy, but it is actually really good
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My theory is any job where you can spend far too much time online breeds some sort of brain worm. Doubly so where the time online is not driven by a work/research need (ie. checking news which is probably how most of us ended up here having used the bird site to get breaking news).
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Someone needs to explain when, how, and why all gym instructors became conspiracy theorists.
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Some sunflowers in conversation
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Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of real ale drinkers. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.
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This morning the office cleaner is listening to what I can only describe as a loop of someone shouting “WHERES THE RIOT?” into a 1980’s dictaphone. There is nothing musical happening. No beat, nothing but the voice.
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Guy on the train opening a can of lager at 5:45
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Who the fuck is the guy in dungarees?
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I sense a business opportunity selling it to fellow commuters.
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Guy on the train opening a can of lager at 5:45
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Muted a word here as I had my fill of seeing barbarism. Now it’s all over my Insta.

Might have to log off for my own sanity.
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Mandatory to ‘Basic Instinct’ in the morning after meeting with HR.