YourDrunkAuntie
@morewildones.bsky.social
I repair houses for elderly/disabled populations
A bit of cats/gardening/wildlife
A bit of politics 💙
she/her
With the patience of menopause, I wantonly block assholes
A bit of cats/gardening/wildlife
A bit of politics 💙
she/her
With the patience of menopause, I wantonly block assholes
There’s A LOT of food recalls going on
November 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
There’s A LOT of food recalls going on
Andrew was joined by his siblings and then I really couldn’t move
#catsofbluesky
#catsofbluesky
November 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Andrew was joined by his siblings and then I really couldn’t move
#catsofbluesky
#catsofbluesky
The tabby guy in the middle is Andrew and he’s the wildest of the littles and he just decided to hang out on the bed with me. Obviously I can’t move
November 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
The tabby guy in the middle is Andrew and he’s the wildest of the littles and he just decided to hang out on the bed with me. Obviously I can’t move
Turkey pot pie filling and French onion soup fresh out of the canner
November 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Turkey pot pie filling and French onion soup fresh out of the canner
I’ve had my phone on DND since Thursday morning and now I’m a little afraid to take it off. Will my phone just scream and die?
November 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I’ve had my phone on DND since Thursday morning and now I’m a little afraid to take it off. Will my phone just scream and die?
Get a honeynut squash, roast it, make a pie
#pieforbreakfast
#pieforbreakfast
November 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Get a honeynut squash, roast it, make a pie
#pieforbreakfast
#pieforbreakfast
I didn’t make pie yesterday and outsourced the sweet potato casserole. The casserole was disappointing so now I’m making a pie. All of you posting #pieforbreakfast are to blame
November 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I didn’t make pie yesterday and outsourced the sweet potato casserole. The casserole was disappointing so now I’m making a pie. All of you posting #pieforbreakfast are to blame
I’m canning French onion soup and turkey pot pie filling tomorrow so I’m sautéing the onions today. Never let a recipe tell you onions cook in 15 minutes, lol
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I’m canning French onion soup and turkey pot pie filling tomorrow so I’m sautéing the onions today. Never let a recipe tell you onions cook in 15 minutes, lol
Now the turkey is really done. Three quarts of turkey stock
November 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Now the turkey is really done. Three quarts of turkey stock
Having a cat named Earl sometimes means you’re yelling “Earrrlllll” like a chain smoking old whackadoodle in a trailer park
November 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Having a cat named Earl sometimes means you’re yelling “Earrrlllll” like a chain smoking old whackadoodle in a trailer park
Here’s my controversial holiday opinion: your dessert only needs about half the cinnamon called for. Sweet potatoes, pumpkin, apples actually have flavor on their own and too much cinnamon drowns it
November 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Here’s my controversial holiday opinion: your dessert only needs about half the cinnamon called for. Sweet potatoes, pumpkin, apples actually have flavor on their own and too much cinnamon drowns it
Dinner is over, leftovers are divided up, kitchen is clean, turkey carcass is in the crockpot to simmer overnight. I’m showered and drinking wine.
I’m estranged from my maga family and having some feelings about it but I’m able to cook, work, have a home, and my cats. It’s enough
I’m estranged from my maga family and having some feelings about it but I’m able to cook, work, have a home, and my cats. It’s enough
November 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Dinner is over, leftovers are divided up, kitchen is clean, turkey carcass is in the crockpot to simmer overnight. I’m showered and drinking wine.
I’m estranged from my maga family and having some feelings about it but I’m able to cook, work, have a home, and my cats. It’s enough
I’m estranged from my maga family and having some feelings about it but I’m able to cook, work, have a home, and my cats. It’s enough
They hassled Marilyn, ffs. Fuck Ice
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
Native American actress gave ICE agents her tribal ID. They called it 'fake,' she says
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
They hassled Marilyn, ffs. Fuck Ice
Oh, the humanity!
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Oh, the humanity!
A holiday tip from Ina
November 27, 2025 at 12:19 PM
A holiday tip from Ina
Deep frying a turkey is the only fancy I’ll allow
Thanksgiving is the sole Food Oriented Holiday for which I have no interest in culinary creativity or novelty. I want turkey and stuffing and potatoes and green bean casserole and I want gravy on all of it.
“Liven up your stuffing with persimmons” no, fuck that, I will liven it up with gravy.
“Liven up your stuffing with persimmons” no, fuck that, I will liven it up with gravy.
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Deep frying a turkey is the only fancy I’ll allow
Prepping for the menu:
Turkey and gravy
Mashed potatoes
Mac and cheese
Stuffing balls
Deviled Eggs
Sweet Potato casserole
Rolls
It’s for two people but its genetically impossible for me to cook any other way
Turkey and gravy
Mashed potatoes
Mac and cheese
Stuffing balls
Deviled Eggs
Sweet Potato casserole
Rolls
It’s for two people but its genetically impossible for me to cook any other way
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Prepping for the menu:
Turkey and gravy
Mashed potatoes
Mac and cheese
Stuffing balls
Deviled Eggs
Sweet Potato casserole
Rolls
It’s for two people but its genetically impossible for me to cook any other way
Turkey and gravy
Mashed potatoes
Mac and cheese
Stuffing balls
Deviled Eggs
Sweet Potato casserole
Rolls
It’s for two people but its genetically impossible for me to cook any other way
Maybe we’ll all get lucky and he’ll choke on some dry turkey
Trump on the turkeys he's about to pardon: "I shouldn't say this. I was gonna call them Chuck and Nancy. But then I realized I wouldn't be pardoning them. I would never pardon those two people. I wouldn't pardon them. I wouldn't care what Melania told me."
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Maybe we’ll all get lucky and he’ll choke on some dry turkey
There is a bug. We haven’t decided where. There is great concern.
#catsofbluesky
#catsofbluesky
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
There is a bug. We haven’t decided where. There is great concern.
#catsofbluesky
#catsofbluesky
It’s five minutes until dinner. Do you know where your cats are?
#catsofbluesky
#catsofbluesky
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
It’s five minutes until dinner. Do you know where your cats are?
#catsofbluesky
#catsofbluesky
Lawn obsessed people are fascinating (and kind of annoying). The petty old man across from me is blowing half his leaves to his neighbors and blowing the other half to the vacant lot across from me (a lot of those will blow into my driveway).
I mulch some of mine for the garden and leave the rest.
I mulch some of mine for the garden and leave the rest.
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Lawn obsessed people are fascinating (and kind of annoying). The petty old man across from me is blowing half his leaves to his neighbors and blowing the other half to the vacant lot across from me (a lot of those will blow into my driveway).
I mulch some of mine for the garden and leave the rest.
I mulch some of mine for the garden and leave the rest.
Leaky Pete’s getting way over his skis
The Department of Defense announces it's considering "court-martial proceedings or administrative measures" against Democratic Senator Mark Kelly.
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Leaky Pete’s getting way over his skis
The garden is officially mulched and put to bed for the year. I still have kale and lettuce for some greens into the winter but time to rest
November 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The garden is officially mulched and put to bed for the year. I still have kale and lettuce for some greens into the winter but time to rest
If you’re in charge of the turkey, this chart is for you. It’s go time 🚨
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
If you’re in charge of the turkey, this chart is for you. It’s go time 🚨
If anyone is in charge of the turkey this year, you might start considering your fridge space situation about now 🚨
November 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
If anyone is in charge of the turkey this year, you might start considering your fridge space situation about now 🚨