There’s a few ways they teach you how to hold your gun at ICE basic training. Sling, of course. Elbow cradle is fine, but basic. This is an advanced technique they like to call “The Accidental Orchiectomy”

this portion of zohrans victory speech genuinely brought tears to my eyes

i know in my heart deep down that alexander the great would've loved injecting estrogen weekly while on her campaigns

GEORGE: I'm thinking of letting my trauma and rage form a tulpa

JERRY: everyones got a tulpa these days. and you know why? people love to say TUL-pah. 'oh that was my TUL-pah,' 'how could you do that with my TUL-pah' 'oh god not my TUL-pah!!!'

THE DARK KRAMER: HROOOOOOAAAA

Reminder

every trans woman faces a moment in her life where if she isn't careful she'll suddenly be a journalist or an author

does anyone have a copy of the trotula

nekonečno jesko

hour long train is perfect time bc you have enough time to leave reality but also you don’t get stinky

the new magic set should let me use a lead pipe in real life

Wild dog wednesday

george Costanza