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mostlybeans.bsky.social
fifteen sunlight echoing amongst pillars
@mostlybeans.bsky.social
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Doing my best to be that girl that's one of the boys. Pro-beetle.
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fifteen sunlight echoing amongst pillars @mostlybeans.bsky.social · Aug 2
Life might sort of be an ocean of harm in which we all swim but I did eat a pint of fresh cherry tomatoes today so I am immortal and unkillable
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fifteen sunlight echoing amongst pillars @mostlybeans.bsky.social · 1d
how many angels can dance on the head of a penis
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fifteen sunlight echoing amongst pillars @mostlybeans.bsky.social · 2d
I couldn't have been older than 10 when I first watched Princess Mononoke. If that movie can be reduced to an aesthetic, it's the frame that imprinted on my childhood brain:

San spitting Moro's blood into the river; healing can look like pain.

fucked me up forever [positive]
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fifteen sunlight echoing amongst pillars @mostlybeans.bsky.social · 2d
everyone loves mutual masturbation but the moment I start talking about wanting to union bust suddenly I'm the bad guy
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 8d
One Piece of Trivia
a comic that looks like a retro back of a magazine ad that says "do you have one piece of trivia that you love to whip out in conversations?" A floating young man's head says "Did you know Roger Ebert wrote Beyond The Valley of The Dolls?" A floating young woman's head responds "the drummer from Fall Out Boy is an 'anarcho-primativist'" Big text says "EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS! It's not interesting! Gain real knowledge today!" Even bigger text says "Descend into your city's sewers!" Slightly smaller text says "enter a world of esoteric truths while you wind your way through a labyrinth of forgotten catacombs!" A second young man, sticking out of a manhole, covered in gloop and smoking a pipe gives testimony: "I've seen things down here you people wouldn't believe! Beneath our feet, a world beyond your comprehension. The secrets shared with me by the mole people are worth more than 100 years of schooling!" Finally, text at the bottom says "Impress your friends! Terrify your neighbors! You'll be the life of every party!"
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fifteen sunlight echoing amongst pillars @mostlybeans.bsky.social · 18d
[pedantic, condescending]
Um, actually, that's Melkor's perineum.
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Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 18d
fun fact! the rapture did happen! several unusually pious species of beetles have now ascended! that's it! better luck next time!
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mostlybeans.bsky.social
fifteen sunlight echoing amongst pillars @mostlybeans.bsky.social · 22d
"Now get back to work polishing my tungsten gauntlets til I can see your watering eyes reflected in them."
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rin ⚧️ @rin-and-tonic.bsky.social · 22d
"Oh you can tell the brass if you like. We both know exactly how that'll go. Awwwh, did you think you were special? A hero-to-be? No, dog, you're just like all the others. Warm, wet cannon fodder. Whether it's the empire who gets you first, or me on a bad day, makes no difference to the officers."
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vampM1-R @hovermyr.bsky.social · 22d
You're a bottom rung ensign from some shitworld no-one's heard of. She's a Valkyrie from Earth. You joined up to put food on your family's table. She was on the recruitment posters.

Being coerced into spitshining her armor is the greatest honor your bloodline will ever receive. Show some gratitude.
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fifteen sunlight echoing amongst pillars @mostlybeans.bsky.social · 22d
average T4T couple
A phone picture of a polaroid photo hanging in a cafe. The polaroid shows two dogs, likely husky mutts, on leashes.
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fifteen sunlight echoing amongst pillars @mostlybeans.bsky.social · Sep 11
Gonna get out ahead of this one by saying that if I get famous and am inevitably ragdolled across the stage from 200 yards, the one who Posts Best about it gets beers on me in heaven
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fifteen sunlight echoing amongst pillars @mostlybeans.bsky.social · Sep 7
i'm SO fucking brillig right now dude
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fifteen sunlight echoing amongst pillars @mostlybeans.bsky.social · Sep 7
she vorpal on my sword til i snicker-snack
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fifteen sunlight echoing amongst pillars @mostlybeans.bsky.social · Sep 7
who up jabbering their wock
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fifteen sunlight echoing amongst pillars @mostlybeans.bsky.social · Sep 6
we need our best & brightest to invent Nightshade for books
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fifteen sunlight echoing amongst pillars @mostlybeans.bsky.social · Sep 4
It might see play once Polukranos rotates
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fifteen sunlight echoing amongst pillars @mostlybeans.bsky.social · Sep 2
Anyway, Don't Do This, Dudes On The Street
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fifteen sunlight echoing amongst pillars @mostlybeans.bsky.social · Sep 2
God I love the once-over of "I thought you were a hot lady but now I think you're a dude who could fuck me up" because lemme tell ya brother you're right on both counts
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fifteen sunlight echoing amongst pillars @mostlybeans.bsky.social · Aug 28
this is fucking me up about as good as when I realized that "despise" literally means "to look down on"
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compost is the ghosts of food @compostwitch.bsky.social · Aug 28
relatedly, all birdwatching is auspicious because that's literally what it means (ave - spex - ious) (meaning, a good omen was interpreted from the flight of birds)
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compost is the ghosts of food @compostwitch.bsky.social · Aug 28
let's bring back reading the will of the gods by examining the entrails of humanely sacrificed animals

instead of saying stuff is auspicious we can say it's haruspicious
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fifteen sunlight echoing amongst pillars @mostlybeans.bsky.social · Aug 26
My pussy is keto it can't be bread
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fifteen sunlight echoing amongst pillars @mostlybeans.bsky.social · Aug 19
If you were a nonlegendary creature, which would you be?

Invaluable skills from one side of a divide serve me better on the other.
The Magic: the Gathering card Humble Defector. The art shows a Mardu-clan warrior sitting peacefully while a Jeskai-clan instructor shaves their head. Tap: draw two, target opponent gains control of Humble Defector.
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fifteen sunlight echoing amongst pillars @mostlybeans.bsky.social · Aug 18
the bottom surgery that makes you clockier
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Tailsteak @tailsteak.bsky.social · Aug 16
If you do something to a cop and the cop arrests you for it, but you know that if someone did the same thing to you and you called the cops about it, they wouldn't even show up, let alone make any arrests, then what is being enforced is something other than a law.
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fifteen sunlight echoing amongst pillars @mostlybeans.bsky.social · Aug 12
I'm pro-beetle and this is a Pro Beetle
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · Aug 12
wrestler
a stylized downshot 3d render of a man wrestling a stag beetle
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fifteen sunlight echoing amongst pillars @mostlybeans.bsky.social · Aug 10
*getting purred at by a failgirl twelve years my senior*

Not now kitten, Mommy needs to crash out
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fifteen sunlight echoing amongst pillars @mostlybeans.bsky.social · Aug 9
Mentally ill sleep deprived train wrecks in their thirties love to be dommed by 25 year old trans women who already acquired and quit a nicotine habit
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fifteen sunlight echoing amongst pillars @mostlybeans.bsky.social · Aug 5
definitely read that as FF:mpreg script and anyway Cloud will make such a proud dad!
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