Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan
@nikkiophan.bsky.social
🔞 Oh wondrous future,
Please do not be cruel to me
Please do not be cruel to me
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America will forever mourn "That Time President Donald Trump Popped A Few Bluechew Male Enhancement Tablets And Flew A Mario Kart Into The White House At Mach Fuck"
truly the 9/11 of our time... fly high donnie, love and light ❤️
truly the 9/11 of our time... fly high donnie, love and light ❤️
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Tech 20 years ago: check this out, you can put the internet in your pocket. It has games on it!
Tech now: check this out, we're sewing you into the middle of a human centipede between Joe Rogan and Adolf Hitler. You'll have no mouth!
Tech now: check this out, we're sewing you into the middle of a human centipede between Joe Rogan and Adolf Hitler. You'll have no mouth!
November 23, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Tech 20 years ago: check this out, you can put the internet in your pocket. It has games on it!
Tech now: check this out, we're sewing you into the middle of a human centipede between Joe Rogan and Adolf Hitler. You'll have no mouth!
Tech now: check this out, we're sewing you into the middle of a human centipede between Joe Rogan and Adolf Hitler. You'll have no mouth!
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always remember that the median elected Dem thinks ICE is peachy-keen and just wants them to do what they're doing politely and unobtrusively
they hate the part that looks like the SS storming somebody's house but they like the SS disappearing the untermenschen
they hate the part that looks like the SS storming somebody's house but they like the SS disappearing the untermenschen
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 6:22 AM
always remember that the median elected Dem thinks ICE is peachy-keen and just wants them to do what they're doing politely and unobtrusively
they hate the part that looks like the SS storming somebody's house but they like the SS disappearing the untermenschen
they hate the part that looks like the SS storming somebody's house but they like the SS disappearing the untermenschen
she throwing it back on me in the backseat of the wiggles' big red car
November 24, 2025 at 5:42 AM
she throwing it back on me in the backseat of the wiggles' big red car
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mom: "we have Lydia Voss at home"
the Lydia Voss at home:
the Lydia Voss at home:
![Rolling Stone
Everything We Know About the Alcohol Abuse Allegations Against Pete Hegseth
Nikki McCann Ramirez
December 5, 2024 6 min read
[Photograph of Pete Hegseth at a party, red plastic cup in hand, novelty sunglasses hanging from his suit's pocket, standing in front of a man wearing a black top hat and tee-shirt]
Pete Hegseth’s nomination to head the Department of Defense is in dire straits. On top of allegations of sexual assault, the former Fox News hosts confirmation prospects are being derailed by reports of alcohol abuse that affected his workplace conduct across large swaths of his career.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kd34m6rnpgvfwetxr37leyso/bafkreicubmawqmd6i3uj3wclnsl2ojvcabxtgy7p6zzktxcosmbp4ti2du@jpeg)
December 19, 2024 at 7:21 PM
mom: "we have Lydia Voss at home"
the Lydia Voss at home:
the Lydia Voss at home:
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Ian Miles Cheong: Everyone must go back to the country where they are born. Please don't tell people I'm living in Malaysia, where I was born, but spend my entire life complaining about America.
Ian Miles Cheong: *has been secretly living in Dubai this whole time*
Ian Miles Cheong: *has been secretly living in Dubai this whole time*
Someone is having concerns about Twitter privacy all of a sudden
November 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Ian Miles Cheong: Everyone must go back to the country where they are born. Please don't tell people I'm living in Malaysia, where I was born, but spend my entire life complaining about America.
Ian Miles Cheong: *has been secretly living in Dubai this whole time*
Ian Miles Cheong: *has been secretly living in Dubai this whole time*
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UK politics is insane to me because every time I tune in even 1% to keep appraised of what's happening there the headlines are all like "GOVERNMENT MAKES IT ILLEGAL TO WATCH KISSING VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE TO PROTECT WOMEN AND GIRLS" and then in tiny font underneath "NHS budget cut by 75% next year"
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
UK politics is insane to me because every time I tune in even 1% to keep appraised of what's happening there the headlines are all like "GOVERNMENT MAKES IT ILLEGAL TO WATCH KISSING VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE TO PROTECT WOMEN AND GIRLS" and then in tiny font underneath "NHS budget cut by 75% next year"
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The discussion of the 3I/ATLAS comet here on Bluesky vs Twitter shows exactly how bad Twitter has become, especially for science.
Here, it's enthusiasts and astronomers.
There, it is disinfo accounts with millions of likes swearing it's aliens and that NASA is covering it up.
Here, it's enthusiasts and astronomers.
There, it is disinfo accounts with millions of likes swearing it's aliens and that NASA is covering it up.
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The discussion of the 3I/ATLAS comet here on Bluesky vs Twitter shows exactly how bad Twitter has become, especially for science.
Here, it's enthusiasts and astronomers.
There, it is disinfo accounts with millions of likes swearing it's aliens and that NASA is covering it up.
Here, it's enthusiasts and astronomers.
There, it is disinfo accounts with millions of likes swearing it's aliens and that NASA is covering it up.
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please look at tubercle burrowing crayfish with me. photo by Jo Khan
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
please look at tubercle burrowing crayfish with me. photo by Jo Khan
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November 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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I will die for you, A 4-Hour Long Video Essay on A Theme Park.
March 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I will die for you, A 4-Hour Long Video Essay on A Theme Park.
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tonight I'm drawing my panther trans gal Luna
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
tonight I'm drawing my panther trans gal Luna
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as we get closer to the holiday season, it's gonna happen again, for the fifth year in a row... I may not have the reach I used to, but at least SEVERAL of you WILL be forced to watch FAY'S 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS with me. I don't understand why everyone says it's creepy, its an xmas tradition!
November 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
as we get closer to the holiday season, it's gonna happen again, for the fifth year in a row... I may not have the reach I used to, but at least SEVERAL of you WILL be forced to watch FAY'S 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS with me. I don't understand why everyone says it's creepy, its an xmas tradition!
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Thinking of the Helmand Culture woman from Shahr-e Sukhteh in Iran with the sick ass golden artificial eye again.
November 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Thinking of the Helmand Culture woman from Shahr-e Sukhteh in Iran with the sick ass golden artificial eye again.
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I will say there's something undeniably lib about this game's politics. Like the game takes time to show you that these are some of the worst fantasy cops in all of fiction and then is like "but ooohh if you kill the fantasy cops the world's evil meter will go up" like shut up lib ass 2012 game
November 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I will say there's something undeniably lib about this game's politics. Like the game takes time to show you that these are some of the worst fantasy cops in all of fiction and then is like "but ooohh if you kill the fantasy cops the world's evil meter will go up" like shut up lib ass 2012 game
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Damn like some kind of End of the Han Dynasty #ChristmasCrash 🤡📉
“.. Any speculator who bought Trump’s memecoin at its peak after it was announced inauguration weekend .. would have lost almost the entire value of their investment by this month.”
@bloomberg.com $DJT $WLFI
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
@bloomberg.com $DJT $WLFI
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
November 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Damn like some kind of End of the Han Dynasty #ChristmasCrash 🤡📉
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cup unstacking lvl 99
November 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
cup unstacking lvl 99
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babyfur thats a maggot and or grub
November 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
babyfur thats a maggot and or grub