Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan
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nikkiophan.bsky.social
BREAKING: feddy fivebear killed my fat white ass
a five nights at Freddy's standee featuring all the animatronics staring down at a blonde woman doing the peter griffin death pose
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toadally.bsky.social
You never know what will wash up on the shore in a storm
a mammalian embryo growing in a clump of frogspawn
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nerdjpg.com
Liberal politicians aren’t betraying you they are agents of fascism

If you believe they are your allies you will get fucked
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nikkiophan.bsky.social
senator fetterman realizes helping trump at every turn is his best chance to play the role he was made for, vile ogre chained up in a warlord's throne room who gets thrown prisoners to devour
theintercept.com
Republican Senators, with an assist from Sen. John Fetterman, voted down an attempt to block the Trump administration’s missile strikes on alleged Venezuelan drug boats. interc.pt/4o9CBur
A photo of Sen. John Fetterman, D-Pa., sits on the steps of the U.S. Capitol on Oct. 1, 2025, in Washington, overlaid with the headline, "Fetterman Is Sole Democrat to Vote Against Blocking Caribbean Drug Boat Attacks," and the DEK, "It was the first time members of Congress were put on record about whether they supported or opposed the president’s war in the Caribbean."
nikkiophan.bsky.social
oh you regularly demand that the faithful go kill undesirables? you rape kids at an unimaginable scale? you dream of the day when society collapses so you can own slaves? all in the name of christ?

fed 2 a lion, sorry, i dont make the rules, caesar does, and you gotta render what is his unto him
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griffonatrix.bsky.social
I think telling his parishioners that they need to commit violence against some unspecified enemy is a bigger headline than flagging people with an empty gun!!! The presence of the gun is also pretty wild, really makes explicit what he means by violence
julietterihl.bsky.social
I don’t usually cover breaking news, but this story is truly wild.

A pastor in central PA brought an AR-15 to church and pointed it at people during his sermon. Gun safety experts and internet commentators are, predictably, not happy!

(Paywall free link below)

www.pennlive.com/news/2025/10...
Dauphin County pastor under fire for pointing assault-style rifle during sermon
In a move experts called a serious safety violation, he pointed the unloaded weapon at churchgoers, while asking for a 'violent action of faith.'
www.pennlive.com
nikkiophan.bsky.social
i for one think it's funny that romans misinterpreted early christian beliefs and went "these are murderous, cannibalistic, incestuous monsters" and then several thousand years later american christianity is based wholely on being a murderous cannibalistic incestuous monster
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proletkvlt.bsky.social
Mainstream American Protestantism is basically a bronze age-esque civic religion where the purpose of the faith and community is, expressly, to justify and reinforce state authority
julietterihl.bsky.social
I don’t usually cover breaking news, but this story is truly wild.

A pastor in central PA brought an AR-15 to church and pointed it at people during his sermon. Gun safety experts and internet commentators are, predictably, not happy!

(Paywall free link below)

www.pennlive.com/news/2025/10...
Dauphin County pastor under fire for pointing assault-style rifle during sermon
In a move experts called a serious safety violation, he pointed the unloaded weapon at churchgoers, while asking for a 'violent action of faith.'
www.pennlive.com
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ela-bambust.bsky.social
I didn't make it through the article, I'm just so fucking frustrated and disappointed
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leaftilde.bsky.social
The American version of Christianity is so cool it's like a post apocalyptic cult that grew out of half-remembered Bible stories syncretized with TV shows, with firearms as totems of deathbringing and lifesaving in equal measure. WWIII hasn't even started yet folks and they're already streets ahead.
julietterihl.bsky.social
I don’t usually cover breaking news, but this story is truly wild.

A pastor in central PA brought an AR-15 to church and pointed it at people during his sermon. Gun safety experts and internet commentators are, predictably, not happy!

(Paywall free link below)

www.pennlive.com/news/2025/10...
Dauphin County pastor under fire for pointing assault-style rifle during sermon
In a move experts called a serious safety violation, he pointed the unloaded weapon at churchgoers, while asking for a 'violent action of faith.'
www.pennlive.com
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enraptored.bsky.social
G’morning! The eyes have it! 👀 And this cute #CACondor chick at #BitterCreekNWR seems to be looking at us through ancient dino eyes. (Screen grab from Cornell Lab’s Condor Cam on YT)
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voicesbyzane.bsky.social
Sure is fun listening to the government be like "SUPPORT ISRAEL OR YOURE AN ANTISEMITE" only to turn around and then say "by the way ancient Jewish Rituals are making your kids autistic"
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rem.bsjky.team
concrabulations ! you have evolved into : a crab
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shuchancellor.online
white people need to get their communities in order
julietterihl.bsky.social
I don’t usually cover breaking news, but this story is truly wild.

A pastor in central PA brought an AR-15 to church and pointed it at people during his sermon. Gun safety experts and internet commentators are, predictably, not happy!

(Paywall free link below)

www.pennlive.com/news/2025/10...
Dauphin County pastor under fire for pointing assault-style rifle during sermon
In a move experts called a serious safety violation, he pointed the unloaded weapon at churchgoers, while asking for a 'violent action of faith.'
www.pennlive.com
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davidjroth.bsky.social
The "somebody showed me a TikTok" era of American government is going pretty much exactly how you'd expect.
atrupar.com
RFK Jr: "Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta. The level of Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a pathology."
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seancasten.bsky.social
This is really important. I was recently talking to folks in Chicago who said that much as they fear ICE detaining children without due process, they worry even more that child traffickers will don their same masks and do even worse.
chrisgeidner.bsky.social
Lots of folks talking about this. This was one of the most heavily discussed parts of the TRO request, and I covered some of that on Monday.

tl;dr: Read Law Dork; be informed.

www.lawdork.com/p/illinois-l...
It is further ORDERED that all Federal Agents, excepting those who do not wear a
uniform or other distinguishing clothing or equipment in the regular performance of their official
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Case: 1:25-cv-12173 Document #: 42 Filed: 10/09/25 Page 5 of 6 PagelD #:839
duties or are engaged in undercover operations in the regular performance of their official duties, must have visible identification (for which a unique recognizable alphanumeric identifier sequence
will suffice) affixed to their uniforms or helmets and prominently displayed, including when
wearing riot gear.
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nikkiophan.bsky.social
for most of the right it's for bizarre racial reasons and fear of being cucked, for some it's obsessive transphobia, now that anti-circ activism has entered the ring too, you can go mad over penises in so many different ways now
nikkiophan.bsky.social
unfortunately they're all obsessed with penises :/
nikkiophan.bsky.social
Evil Dipshit Zone Forever unmatched as political analysis

only things allowed to happen are those that are Evil, Dumb or Both
nikkiophan.bsky.social
GIVE US OUR FORE SKINS BACK
justinbaragona.bsky.social
Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
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rachelholliday.bsky.social
sat down next to this perfect creature today!!!!!! his name is winston!!!!
a small black dog with lots of white on his face and a pink tongue sticking all the way out. he is sitting on a lap on the subway