Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan
@nikkiophan.bsky.social
🔞 Oh wondrous future,
Please do not be cruel to me
Please do not be cruel to me
every time I really wanna kms i just remember play touys on da carpet
November 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
every time I really wanna kms i just remember play touys on da carpet
unstoppable robot with guns that looks like a bug? baby nikki was absolutely fucking enamored with these things
I got so mad when they sucked to play as in lego star wars when I unlocked one as a character
I got so mad when they sucked to play as in lego star wars when I unlocked one as a character
November 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
unstoppable robot with guns that looks like a bug? baby nikki was absolutely fucking enamored with these things
I got so mad when they sucked to play as in lego star wars when I unlocked one as a character
I got so mad when they sucked to play as in lego star wars when I unlocked one as a character
as we get closer to the holiday season, it's gonna happen again, for the fifth year in a row... I may not have the reach I used to, but at least SEVERAL of you WILL be forced to watch FAY'S 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS with me. I don't understand why everyone says it's creepy, its an xmas tradition!
November 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
as we get closer to the holiday season, it's gonna happen again, for the fifth year in a row... I may not have the reach I used to, but at least SEVERAL of you WILL be forced to watch FAY'S 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS with me. I don't understand why everyone says it's creepy, its an xmas tradition!
lil man slonkin down a kong
(it is his favorite part of the day)
(it is his favorite part of the day)
November 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
lil man slonkin down a kong
(it is his favorite part of the day)
(it is his favorite part of the day)
me when I see grubs and larvae
November 20, 2025 at 5:05 AM
me when I see grubs and larvae
YES I HAVE OMG
thats also the name of a 21 and a half year old dog i keep seeing online
thats also the name of a 21 and a half year old dog i keep seeing online
November 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
YES I HAVE OMG
thats also the name of a 21 and a half year old dog i keep seeing online
thats also the name of a 21 and a half year old dog i keep seeing online
thinking about the type of woman who wears a satin gir bonnet to bed and getting so aroused i need to go lay down
November 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
thinking about the type of woman who wears a satin gir bonnet to bed and getting so aroused i need to go lay down
harry potter branded penis organisms available in orlando
November 17, 2025 at 5:03 AM
harry potter branded penis organisms available in orlando
consuming the cum chalice
November 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
consuming the cum chalice
awful little lemonhound
November 16, 2025 at 12:25 AM
awful little lemonhound
I love miller pedes :)
November 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I love miller pedes :)
I don't remember making whatsapp thing last night while my sleep meds were kicking in, but here he is on my phone anyway
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I don't remember making whatsapp thing last night while my sleep meds were kicking in, but here he is on my phone anyway
FUCKKKK MY BOSS JUST CALLED ME IN FOR ANOTHER GOD DAMN 12 HOUR SHIFT AT THE DRINKING A LOT OF BEERS FACTORY, FUCKKK I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OFF 4 DAYS
THIS IS THE LOAD THEYVE GOT ME ON TODAY??? BRUH YOU CANT BE SERIOUS!!!!
THIS IS THE LOAD THEYVE GOT ME ON TODAY??? BRUH YOU CANT BE SERIOUS!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
FUCKKKK MY BOSS JUST CALLED ME IN FOR ANOTHER GOD DAMN 12 HOUR SHIFT AT THE DRINKING A LOT OF BEERS FACTORY, FUCKKK I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OFF 4 DAYS
THIS IS THE LOAD THEYVE GOT ME ON TODAY??? BRUH YOU CANT BE SERIOUS!!!!
THIS IS THE LOAD THEYVE GOT ME ON TODAY??? BRUH YOU CANT BE SERIOUS!!!!
woah it's the pingas
November 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
woah it's the pingas
slimer from ghostbuster was this thing when it was alive ⬇️
November 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
slimer from ghostbuster was this thing when it was alive ⬇️
its happening
November 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
its happening
the white house today
November 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
the white house today
EVERYTHING SOMEHOW ALWAYS GOES BACK TO THE MAN SHOW
November 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
EVERYTHING SOMEHOW ALWAYS GOES BACK TO THE MAN SHOW
i can't fucking believe it man, homestuck was right again
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
i can't fucking believe it man, homestuck was right again
my sweet little boy, he was shaking uncontrollably, panting really shallow and looking terrified, trying desperately to curl up in my lap, he had me so scared
until he burped really big and stopped shaking, completely fine
until he burped really big and stopped shaking, completely fine
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
my sweet little boy, he was shaking uncontrollably, panting really shallow and looking terrified, trying desperately to curl up in my lap, he had me so scared
until he burped really big and stopped shaking, completely fine
until he burped really big and stopped shaking, completely fine