These are lies Chicago is southeast of Wisconsin
February 2, 2026 at 12:33 AM
These are lies Chicago is southeast of Wisconsin
Kids can’t buy houses because they flush their piss. Pissing away liquid gold. Makes me sick
January 28, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Kids can’t buy houses because they flush their piss. Pissing away liquid gold. Makes me sick
Santa Claus broke into my house pissed and left. Didn’t flush
December 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Santa Claus broke into my house pissed and left. Didn’t flush
Glad we can say Christmas again god dammit
December 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Glad we can say Christmas again god dammit
All I want for Christmas is a frothy glass of piss
December 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
All I want for Christmas is a frothy glass of piss
I wake up to a cup of piss that has incredibly high vitamin content for the amount of piss in the cup.
Then I take a vitamin so I can get ready to make tomorrows cup
Then I take a vitamin so I can get ready to make tomorrows cup
December 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I wake up to a cup of piss that has incredibly high vitamin content for the amount of piss in the cup.
Then I take a vitamin so I can get ready to make tomorrows cup
Then I take a vitamin so I can get ready to make tomorrows cup
Midi chlorians? More like mini chlorines in my piss
December 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Midi chlorians? More like mini chlorines in my piss
My favorite bible verse. “And so my disciples, to bestow glory upon my day of birth thine shall increase shareholder value at levels never therefore seen and show the world the power of the lord”
December 15, 2025 at 1:44 PM
My favorite bible verse. “And so my disciples, to bestow glory upon my day of birth thine shall increase shareholder value at levels never therefore seen and show the world the power of the lord”
I just also put an air fryer in my ass. I think it helps
November 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I just also put an air fryer in my ass. I think it helps
I just shove it in my ass to speed up the defrosting. My ass is way warmer than the air.
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I just shove it in my ass to speed up the defrosting. My ass is way warmer than the air.
THIS IS HOW SLIWA CAN STILL WIN
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
THIS IS HOW SLIWA CAN STILL WIN
Imagine not knowing dr topper
November 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Imagine not knowing dr topper
Sometimes life is great. When the sun hits the porch just right while you sit and gaze upon the earth we all share. A crisp breeze tickles your skin. You piss into a glass of ice and sip it while the traffic hums on.
November 2, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Sometimes life is great. When the sun hits the porch just right while you sit and gaze upon the earth we all share. A crisp breeze tickles your skin. You piss into a glass of ice and sip it while the traffic hums on.
About to start streaming. Steaming piss out my pisshole
July 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
About to start streaming. Steaming piss out my pisshole
Pissed in a glass. It’s like a smaller toilet. If you think about it
July 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Pissed in a glass. It’s like a smaller toilet. If you think about it
Or pushed back on the baby killing machine and actually tried to improve Americans lives so the democrats wouldn’t lose in the first place
June 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Or pushed back on the baby killing machine and actually tried to improve Americans lives so the democrats wouldn’t lose in the first place
peeing out my wang. classic sunday shit
May 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
peeing out my wang. classic sunday shit
Crazy how the cock just hangs there. All that gravity and it stays grippin. God is good.
May 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Crazy how the cock just hangs there. All that gravity and it stays grippin. God is good.
New pope is the new hot topic? I make new piss every day and nobody says boo. Figures.
May 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
New pope is the new hot topic? I make new piss every day and nobody says boo. Figures.
I was in the “going viral” mood
April 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I was in the “going viral” mood
at ten seconds in you can clearly see the grinch
April 26, 2025 at 4:48 AM
at ten seconds in you can clearly see the grinch
Jacking off: crass. patriarchal.
Having a little cum: cute. whimsical.
Having a little cum: cute. whimsical.
April 26, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Jacking off: crass. patriarchal.
Having a little cum: cute. whimsical.
Having a little cum: cute. whimsical.