I wake up to a cup of piss that has incredibly high vitamin content for the amount of piss in the cup.

Then I take a vitamin so I can get ready to make tomorrows cup

My favorite bible verse. “And so my disciples, to bestow glory upon my day of birth thine shall increase shareholder value at levels never therefore seen and show the world the power of the lord”

I just also put an air fryer in my ass. I think it helps

I just shove it in my ass to speed up the defrosting. My ass is way warmer than the air.

Imagine not knowing dr topper

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Or pushed back on the baby killing machine and actually tried to improve Americans lives so the democrats wouldn’t lose in the first place

Come and take it

I was in the “going viral” mood