God has entered the chat.
January 16, 2026 at 6:21 AM
God has entered the chat.
Diarrhea in space is no fun, take it from me.
January 16, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Diarrhea in space is no fun, take it from me.
When he does It? The kids will probably sell it off for cash (easier to split than shared custody) so she can buy it back at auction.
January 16, 2026 at 4:37 AM
When he does It? The kids will probably sell it off for cash (easier to split than shared custody) so she can buy it back at auction.
By the power vested in me, I call a snap election for next Tuesday.
January 16, 2026 at 2:04 AM
By the power vested in me, I call a snap election for next Tuesday.
God's plan. He showed protesters the way.
January 16, 2026 at 1:53 AM
God's plan. He showed protesters the way.
The 'one other thing' is a glass of room temperature tap water.
January 15, 2026 at 3:32 PM
The 'one other thing' is a glass of room temperature tap water.
But would we really prefer to be governed by the Nobel Committee? Yes. That sounds good.
January 15, 2026 at 12:16 AM
But would we really prefer to be governed by the Nobel Committee? Yes. That sounds good.
I was planning this for dinner already but my salad will be mixed greens with feta and balsamic vinaigrette, my spaghetti will be microwaved with store-bought jarred sauce, and my diet cola will be store brand refilling my McDonald's iced coffee cup from earlier in the day.
January 14, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I was planning this for dinner already but my salad will be mixed greens with feta and balsamic vinaigrette, my spaghetti will be microwaved with store-bought jarred sauce, and my diet cola will be store brand refilling my McDonald's iced coffee cup from earlier in the day.
A socks escaping the drum inside the washing machine moment.
January 14, 2026 at 3:59 PM
A socks escaping the drum inside the washing machine moment.
Freeze it and use it when you want to make French toast. That's all it is good for.
January 14, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Freeze it and use it when you want to make French toast. That's all it is good for.
He's going to seize and bankrupt the Panama Canal.
January 13, 2026 at 7:25 PM
He's going to seize and bankrupt the Panama Canal.
NATO's next savior:
a grim reaper is holding a scythe in a black and white photo in front of a tree .
ALT: a grim reaper is holding a scythe in a black and white photo in front of a tree .
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2026 at 10:03 PM
NATO's next savior:
He's a little runt with a complex.
January 8, 2026 at 4:14 PM
He's a little runt with a complex.
Yes. We need to agree to mutually de-escelate.
January 7, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Yes. We need to agree to mutually de-escelate.
Obviously the government is adjusting vaccine recommendations so as to not interfere with your god-given right to die from the disease of your choice (or whatever tags your ass first).
January 6, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Obviously the government is adjusting vaccine recommendations so as to not interfere with your god-given right to die from the disease of your choice (or whatever tags your ass first).
You jinxed it. Your fault.
January 4, 2026 at 6:12 AM
You jinxed it. Your fault.
So you're saying Taskmaster > X Files? 🤔
January 4, 2026 at 4:48 AM
So you're saying Taskmaster > X Files? 🤔
Did you do something dumb like talk about it with an Alexa present?
January 3, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Did you do something dumb like talk about it with an Alexa present?
People were saying abolish ICE long before Trump, and I didn't get it. Trump/Miller made me get it. Adios, ICE.
January 3, 2026 at 12:25 AM
People were saying abolish ICE long before Trump, and I didn't get it. Trump/Miller made me get it. Adios, ICE.
Calling him a J6er is an admission he's covered by Trump's blanket pardon, IMO.
January 2, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Calling him a J6er is an admission he's covered by Trump's blanket pardon, IMO.
I fully support Trump's decision to take control of his own medical care.
January 2, 2026 at 10:30 PM
I fully support Trump's decision to take control of his own medical care.
I wonder if it has 4WD and they don't know how to engage 4WD.
January 2, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I wonder if it has 4WD and they don't know how to engage 4WD.