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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 12h
Donald Trump, supposedly:
a man in a cape is flying through the air
ALT: a man in a cape is flying through the air
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 12h
I watched some of Celebrity Apprentice, and the parts where Trump was on the screen were the boring parts. I'd rather watch Meatloaf have a meltdown and accuse Gary Busey of stealing his art supplies, making Busey look like the balanced one, and I did get that.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 17h
Yeah, but you see the difference is they're not asking for misinformation to be removed, just information.
donald trump is giving a speech at a debate and says `` true '' .
ALT: donald trump is giving a speech at a debate and says `` true '' .
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 18h
The GOP is the party of hypocrite ✌️Christians✌️.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 1d
Be careful! Don't hurt yourself making the next music video, Duckie.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 1d
They are likely lying about the gun and knife. And the criminal history. Presumption of irregularity.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 1d
Even if they are granted the order, if they were going to disappear they still will.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 1d
He knows where to get all the good shit.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 2d
Don't tell him he can just go to Catholic confession, the priest will have him say twelve million Our Fathers and twenty-seven billion Hail Marys and, and all his sins will be absolved.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 2d
a black and white photo of two men standing next to each other .
ALT: a black and white photo of two men standing next to each other .
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 2d
Nothing to show for my ✌️work✌️
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 2d
And the camera person keeping pace with them. 😂
a group of runners are running on a track and one of them is wearing a number 241 shirt
ALT: a group of runners are running on a track and one of them is wearing a number 241 shirt
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 2d
Too late, bud.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 2d
He said he'd be an asshole, and he's really great at it. We can give him that.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 2d
a man wearing a shirt with watermelons on it stands in front of a microphone
ALT: a man wearing a shirt with watermelons on it stands in front of a microphone
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 3d
The fed government calling him a "career criminal" is ridiculous. Donald Trump is a career criminal, not this guy.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 3d
I imagine you sitting in a chair at the gate using your star trek communicator to skeet this.
a man in a striped shirt is standing in front of a window and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a striped shirt is standing in front of a window and looking at the camera .
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 3d
*alleged loss
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 4d
Only Donald "Humility" Trump
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 4d
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 4d
I deserve it for maintaining my peace.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 5d
I imagine Fred Armisen is inside one of those costumes.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 5d
He'll probably get fired for not staying at a Trump hotel.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 5d
It's like if you gave Bozo the Clown all the nukes.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 5d
Even if the Trump admin were to actually broker some peace deal, Trump himself would have nothing to do with it. Imagine Jared Kushner getting the Nobel Peace Prize. I bet Donald would love that.
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