NATO's next savior:
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January 12, 2026 at 10:03 PM
NATO's next savior:
He's a little runt with a complex.
January 8, 2026 at 4:14 PM
He's a little runt with a complex.
Yes. We need to agree to mutually de-escelate.
January 7, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Yes. We need to agree to mutually de-escelate.
Obviously the government is adjusting vaccine recommendations so as to not interfere with your god-given right to die from the disease of your choice (or whatever tags your ass first).
January 6, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Obviously the government is adjusting vaccine recommendations so as to not interfere with your god-given right to die from the disease of your choice (or whatever tags your ass first).
You jinxed it. Your fault.
January 4, 2026 at 6:12 AM
You jinxed it. Your fault.
So you're saying Taskmaster > X Files? 🤔
January 4, 2026 at 4:48 AM
So you're saying Taskmaster > X Files? 🤔
Did you do something dumb like talk about it with an Alexa present?
January 3, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Did you do something dumb like talk about it with an Alexa present?
People were saying abolish ICE long before Trump, and I didn't get it. Trump/Miller made me get it. Adios, ICE.
January 3, 2026 at 12:25 AM
People were saying abolish ICE long before Trump, and I didn't get it. Trump/Miller made me get it. Adios, ICE.
Calling him a J6er is an admission he's covered by Trump's blanket pardon, IMO.
January 2, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Calling him a J6er is an admission he's covered by Trump's blanket pardon, IMO.
I fully support Trump's decision to take control of his own medical care.
January 2, 2026 at 10:30 PM
I fully support Trump's decision to take control of his own medical care.
I wonder if it has 4WD and they don't know how to engage 4WD.
January 2, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I wonder if it has 4WD and they don't know how to engage 4WD.
April 14th would make sense... he'd do anything to not pay his taxes.
January 2, 2026 at 4:28 AM
April 14th would make sense... he'd do anything to not pay his taxes.
Pretty dope if your city councilman can shape shift into a frog or lizard.
December 31, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Pretty dope if your city councilman can shape shift into a frog or lizard.
It was a hit, peaking at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 in December 1989. It was a hit list as well.
December 31, 2025 at 5:23 AM
It was a hit, peaking at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 in December 1989. It was a hit list as well.
Trump says "surprising" which means in two weeks we're going to find out he came up with the idea and had been demanding it for months.
December 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Trump says "surprising" which means in two weeks we're going to find out he came up with the idea and had been demanding it for months.
Shingles has entered the chat.
December 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Shingles has entered the chat.
No cup. I mean no cap.
December 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
No cup. I mean no cap.
What are they gonna do next year when they are all out of MAGA celebrities anyone normal even recognizes?
December 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
What are they gonna do next year when they are all out of MAGA celebrities anyone normal even recognizes?
