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Board of Peace
A.K.A.
Coalition of the Shilling
A.K.A.
Coalition of the Shilling
January 24, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Board of Peace
A.K.A.
Coalition of the Shilling
A.K.A.
Coalition of the Shilling
January 22, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Board of Peace. Brought to you by the same people as "Department of War" and "We will take Greenland by force if necessary"
January 20, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Board of Peace. Brought to you by the same people as "Department of War" and "We will take Greenland by force if necessary"
Never forget that Trump is a one-trick pony, in two steps:
1. Threaten
2. Wait for the other side to beg for mercy or make a mistake
#Minnesota #Greenland
1. Threaten
2. Wait for the other side to beg for mercy or make a mistake
#Minnesota #Greenland
January 20, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Never forget that Trump is a one-trick pony, in two steps:
1. Threaten
2. Wait for the other side to beg for mercy or make a mistake
#Minnesota #Greenland
1. Threaten
2. Wait for the other side to beg for mercy or make a mistake
#Minnesota #Greenland
Dear @governorwalz.mn.gov
#Minnesota and its citizens shouldn't be calling on the National Guard to for protection from your federal government. Yet here you are.
Let's be frank, you're all practically Canadians. Minnesotans are polite, kind, and can handle cold weather.
Let's talk.
#Minnesota and its citizens shouldn't be calling on the National Guard to for protection from your federal government. Yet here you are.
Let's be frank, you're all practically Canadians. Minnesotans are polite, kind, and can handle cold weather.
Let's talk.
January 13, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Dear @governorwalz.mn.gov
#Minnesota and its citizens shouldn't be calling on the National Guard to for protection from your federal government. Yet here you are.
Let's be frank, you're all practically Canadians. Minnesotans are polite, kind, and can handle cold weather.
Let's talk.
#Minnesota and its citizens shouldn't be calling on the National Guard to for protection from your federal government. Yet here you are.
Let's be frank, you're all practically Canadians. Minnesotans are polite, kind, and can handle cold weather.
Let's talk.
This could get ugly and historical very quickly.
BREAKING: Tim Walz:
"I've issued a warning order to prepare the Minnesota National Guard… these National Guard troops are our National Guard troops. Minnesota will not allow our community to be used as a prop in a national political fight."
"I've issued a warning order to prepare the Minnesota National Guard… these National Guard troops are our National Guard troops. Minnesota will not allow our community to be used as a prop in a national political fight."
January 9, 2026 at 9:19 PM
This could get ugly and historical very quickly.
We will gladly accept Minnesota as the 11th province. Seems like a good plan to get rid of ICE, Kash Patel's biased FBI, and Trump. #TimWalz #Minnesota
January 8, 2026 at 7:05 PM
We will gladly accept Minnesota as the 11th province. Seems like a good plan to get rid of ICE, Kash Patel's biased FBI, and Trump. #TimWalz #Minnesota
It's been an interesting 48 hours for Walz and his timing on not seeking a reelection could not have been worse.
I am so glad that Tim Walz is governor of Minnesota now.
January 8, 2026 at 7:02 PM
It's been an interesting 48 hours for Walz and his timing on not seeking a reelection could not have been worse.
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À cause de l'histoire de l'aide sociale? Qu'il n'a pas faites mais qui se sont faites dans son état? Ce n'est même pas le quart du tiers de la moitié de ce que Trump peut faire au quotidien.
Ou bien encore il laisse la place libre à Newsome.
Ou bien encore il laisse la place libre à Newsome.
January 7, 2026 at 2:20 PM
À cause de l'histoire de l'aide sociale? Qu'il n'a pas faites mais qui se sont faites dans son état? Ce n'est même pas le quart du tiers de la moitié de ce que Trump peut faire au quotidien.
Ou bien encore il laisse la place libre à Newsome.
Ou bien encore il laisse la place libre à Newsome.
If enough world leaders keep tut-tutting at #Trump for his actions against #Venezuela, maybe he will notice?
January 6, 2026 at 12:21 AM
If enough world leaders keep tut-tutting at #Trump for his actions against #Venezuela, maybe he will notice?
The "drugs excuse" was brought up first for Canada, with fentanyl.
Then it was Venezuela with cocaine. It happened practically overnight. The US just moved in and grabbed Maduro over the holidays.
So the good news is Canada won't become the 51st state, because that spot is now practically taken.
Then it was Venezuela with cocaine. It happened practically overnight. The US just moved in and grabbed Maduro over the holidays.
So the good news is Canada won't become the 51st state, because that spot is now practically taken.
January 5, 2026 at 4:24 PM
The "drugs excuse" was brought up first for Canada, with fentanyl.
Then it was Venezuela with cocaine. It happened practically overnight. The US just moved in and grabbed Maduro over the holidays.
So the good news is Canada won't become the 51st state, because that spot is now practically taken.
Then it was Venezuela with cocaine. It happened practically overnight. The US just moved in and grabbed Maduro over the holidays.
So the good news is Canada won't become the 51st state, because that spot is now practically taken.
It's only January but 2026 has its crowned champion in the "Weird Flex But Ok" category.
Nick Shirley, who just got day care funding canceled for families across 🇺🇸 with a misleading viral video in Minnesota, says “they” won’t be able to get him because he doesn’t drink or do drugs and he’s a virgin
January 5, 2026 at 2:00 PM
It's only January but 2026 has its crowned champion in the "Weird Flex But Ok" category.
For its unwarranted and illegal invasion of Ukraine, Russia was given economic sanctions.
For its unwarranted and illegal invasion of Venezuela, will the USA also be given economic sanctions?
For its unwarranted and illegal invasion of Venezuela, will the USA also be given economic sanctions?
January 5, 2026 at 2:58 AM
For its unwarranted and illegal invasion of Ukraine, Russia was given economic sanctions.
For its unwarranted and illegal invasion of Venezuela, will the USA also be given economic sanctions?
For its unwarranted and illegal invasion of Venezuela, will the USA also be given economic sanctions?
Ah, yes, good old fear mongering based on things pulled out of that guy's ass.
The alternative of giving away Ukraine to Russia, enabling Israel's expansion, and suddenly caring about drugs to invade Venezuela is so much more wholesome.
The alternative of giving away Ukraine to Russia, enabling Israel's expansion, and suddenly caring about drugs to invade Venezuela is so much more wholesome.
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Ah, yes, good old fear mongering based on things pulled out of that guy's ass.
The alternative of giving away Ukraine to Russia, enabling Israel's expansion, and suddenly caring about drugs to invade Venezuela is so much more wholesome.
The alternative of giving away Ukraine to Russia, enabling Israel's expansion, and suddenly caring about drugs to invade Venezuela is so much more wholesome.
Totally not guilty guy is against the release of proof that would absolutely incriminate other people but not him, apparently.
Trump wants no more Epstein files released, and the whole Epstein story to go away. Why could that be?
December 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Totally not guilty guy is against the release of proof that would absolutely incriminate other people but not him, apparently.
Make a Bond movie casual
Leaf Raker
Leaf Raker
Make a Bond movie casual
Casino Online
Casino Online
Make a Bond movie casual
Live and Let Live
Live and Let Live
December 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Make a Bond movie casual
Leaf Raker
Leaf Raker
Make a Bond movie casual
Her Majesty's Tea Service
Her Majesty's Tea Service
Make a Bond movie casual
Casino Online
Casino Online
Make a Bond movie casual
Live and Let Live
Live and Let Live
December 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Make a Bond movie casual
Her Majesty's Tea Service
Her Majesty's Tea Service
The list of clients is on Bondi's desk.
But there's no list.
It's a hoax.
But releasing it would hurt too many people.
At some point one would think they would pick a lie and stick with it.
But there's no list.
It's a hoax.
But releasing it would hurt too many people.
At some point one would think they would pick a lie and stick with it.
Trump says the Epstein Files are a Democrat hoax, but only Democrats were guilty of crimes with Epstein.
He says the DOJ should stop releasing files and everyone should stop talking about it, but also the DOJ should charge Democrats with crimes.
This is how you talk when you’re guilty as hell.
He says the DOJ should stop releasing files and everyone should stop talking about it, but also the DOJ should charge Democrats with crimes.
This is how you talk when you’re guilty as hell.
December 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The list of clients is on Bondi's desk.
But there's no list.
It's a hoax.
But releasing it would hurt too many people.
At some point one would think they would pick a lie and stick with it.
But there's no list.
It's a hoax.
But releasing it would hurt too many people.
At some point one would think they would pick a lie and stick with it.
You’ve just opened a Star Trek themed restaurant. What are you calling it?
The Wrap of Khan
The Wrap of Khan
You’ve just opened a Star Trek themed restaurant. What are you calling it?
The Undiscovered Country Buffet
The Undiscovered Country Buffet
You’ve just opened a Star Trek themed restaurant. What are you calling it?
Saavik’s
Saavik’s
December 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
You’ve just opened a Star Trek themed restaurant. What are you calling it?
The Wrap of Khan
The Wrap of Khan
You've just opened a Star Trek themed restaurant. What are you calling it?
The Voyage Homestyle Cuisine
The Voyage Homestyle Cuisine
You’ve just opened a Star Trek themed restaurant. What are you calling it?
The Undiscovered Country Buffet
The Undiscovered Country Buffet
You’ve just opened a Star Trek themed restaurant. What are you calling it?
Saavik’s
Saavik’s
December 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
You've just opened a Star Trek themed restaurant. What are you calling it?
The Voyage Homestyle Cuisine
The Voyage Homestyle Cuisine
If Trump is so gung ho on being a historical president who reshapes America, instead of annexing Greenland, how about Canada annexes some states? Maine. Vermont, Michigan Peninsula, Oregon, I'm looking at you.
December 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
If Trump is so gung ho on being a historical president who reshapes America, instead of annexing Greenland, how about Canada annexes some states? Maine. Vermont, Michigan Peninsula, Oregon, I'm looking at you.
I really, really want to know if someone created this backronym about AI by hand.
December 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I really, really want to know if someone created this backronym about AI by hand.