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Mike Bischoff
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At least it's an actual musical.
January 12, 2026 at 4:33 AM
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That was one of the most intense quarters of "breaking the quarterback in two" action I have ever seen
January 12, 2026 at 4:02 AM
They need to make picking a guy up and carrying him illegal again.
January 11, 2026 at 9:00 PM
While neither confirming nor denying any previous implications...

We're having a whole lot of fun over here despite everything else.
January 11, 2026 at 7:45 AM
What are you, a cop?
January 11, 2026 at 6:27 AM
My phone is so fucking big. These drugs are GOOD.
January 11, 2026 at 5:55 AM
I just liked my own fuckin' joke because I took drugs and forgot I said it
January 11, 2026 at 5:10 AM
No, it's me, I 1000% feel the worst for me, and fuck everyone else.
January 11, 2026 at 4:42 AM
You know who I feel the worst for? The jokes I wasn't able to get off.
January 11, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Tie Brandon McManus to Rich Bisaccia and lay them down on the train tracks.
January 11, 2026 at 4:38 AM
It was always going to take one more touchdown.
January 11, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Brandon fucking McManus. Imagine hanging your goddamn season on him.
January 11, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Havrisek makes at least two of the three misses.
January 11, 2026 at 4:16 AM
It's hard to stay in the moment when you're live-calculating your prop bets.
January 11, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Reposted by Mike Bischoff
Lmao Al was so blase on that Golden touchdown that it took my brain a second to register how incredible it was
January 11, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Ideal fuckin' time to score your first career TD, bud.
January 11, 2026 at 3:57 AM
MATTHEW GOLDEN WILL NOT LET THAT HAPPEN
January 11, 2026 at 3:56 AM
The Bears fans next to me are real fuckin' happy for being down 5 in the 4th quarter.
January 11, 2026 at 3:46 AM
He was throwing to Brooks, who was open, and hit his lineman. It should have been illegal touching, not intentional grounding.
January 11, 2026 at 3:40 AM
0 seconds. I was aiming for the "O" which is more embarrassing than actually hitting the "I," lmao
January 11, 2026 at 3:36 AM
The Packers had trailed for 0 minutes and I seconds to the Bears entering this game. That's up to about the length of Green Bay's first scoring drive tonight.
January 11, 2026 at 3:35 AM
It's "AI." Which is also why it's pointless and irrelevant. Worst part of the broadcast.
January 11, 2026 at 3:34 AM