Mr Brainz
@mrbrainz.bsky.social
I don't have this name because I think I'm smart. It's just that my brother was the tall, skinny one so he was more fitting to Pinky🐭
With it being this close to Valentine's Day, it's important to remember that after AIDS there was NRS, and after NRS there was UBT. Also, never trust your thermocheck.
February 13, 2026 at 9:22 AM
With it being this close to Valentine's Day, it's important to remember that after AIDS there was NRS, and after NRS there was UBT. Also, never trust your thermocheck.
Literally uncorrected Word's autocomplete switching my hyphen to an emdash because I dont want anyone reading my document to think I used AI. Weird times.
February 10, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Literally uncorrected Word's autocomplete switching my hyphen to an emdash because I dont want anyone reading my document to think I used AI. Weird times.
Just uploaded: Epstein's Spotify Playlist. Sorry I mean my latest radio show
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...
Garage n Bass To Get Lit To – Episode 445 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ
Features tracks from Amber Jay, Resident, DixonBeats, Lupole, Meroman, Avh, pitch_adj, Isaiah Dreads, Zdot, Reece Rose, MJ Cole, PinkPantheress, Clarcq, Jazsanidk, kailnoa, Tripleset, Vulture Theory,
soundcloud.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Just uploaded: Epstein's Spotify Playlist. Sorry I mean my latest radio show
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...
This is one of the only things keeping me positive about the state of the world right now. I really hope the GOP are stopped from preventing the midterms.
January 26, 2026 at 12:46 PM
This is one of the only things keeping me positive about the state of the world right now. I really hope the GOP are stopped from preventing the midterms.
Just uploaded: Expired food party ends in multiple chronicle bathroom disasters [AUDIO].... Sorry, I mean my latest radio show
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...
Garage n Bass That's Da Bomb – Episode 444 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ
Features track from Elektrikk, Urbanstep, Mr Jazz Step, Angie Silva, Marc Baigant, mizt, Mr Sparkle, Marealto, Hoober, Vibe Chemistry, Elro, Local, Jayahadadream, Essbee, Nico Amore, 2Step Assembly, h
soundcloud.com
January 26, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Just uploaded: Expired food party ends in multiple chronicle bathroom disasters [AUDIO].... Sorry, I mean my latest radio show
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...
Out here trying to hit my protein with 52 bombabloodclartpussywagon chicken nuggets.
January 12, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Out here trying to hit my protein with 52 bombabloodclartpussywagon chicken nuggets.
What's normally there? Pubes, sweat and a foul odour I guess? Weird question.
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...
Garage n Bass On The Christmas Gooch – Episode 443 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ
Peaked over a decade ago. Continuing a slow decline held together by OCD and an absence of childhood parental attention.
Send music / dick pics to [email protected]
soundcloud.com
December 29, 2025 at 11:58 AM
What's normally there? Pubes, sweat and a foul odour I guess? Weird question.
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...
The Fragrance Shop are the final boss of dark patterns today. Spend over £75 and they give you a "free" £15 membership that gives 25% off. It's cheaper to get the membership than not at that price. Catch is it's reoccurring. Sign into their app and you need to call to cancel. 155 in the queue rn 📞💩
December 23, 2025 at 12:02 PM
The Fragrance Shop are the final boss of dark patterns today. Spend over £75 and they give you a "free" £15 membership that gives 25% off. It's cheaper to get the membership than not at that price. Catch is it's reoccurring. Sign into their app and you need to call to cancel. 155 in the queue rn 📞💩
Very satisfying to keep seeing clips on the reddit front page of whichever Paul it is getting the shit knocked out off him by Joshua. The last one I saw had Sonic's rings flying out if him.
December 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Very satisfying to keep seeing clips on the reddit front page of whichever Paul it is getting the shit knocked out off him by Joshua. The last one I saw had Sonic's rings flying out if him.
New notification algorithm is in full swing and bang on the money. How does it know I like to dress my victims as ballerinas?
December 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
New notification algorithm is in full swing and bang on the money. How does it know I like to dress my victims as ballerinas?
Sending this one out to all the Clarts - bumba, batty, blood and Newport
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/win...
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/win...
Winter Warmer Garage n Bass – Episode 442 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ
Peaked over a decade ago. Continuing a slow decline held together by OCD and an absence of childhood parental attention.
Send music / dick pics to [email protected]
soundcloud.com
December 15, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Sending this one out to all the Clarts - bumba, batty, blood and Newport
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/win...
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/win...
Every winter when I'm in the garden handling my dog's expulsions with rubber gloves, this image always flies into my head without fail
December 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Every winter when I'm in the garden handling my dog's expulsions with rubber gloves, this image always flies into my head without fail
The egregious algorithm manipulation I think has finally reached a tipping point for me and I want to be here. Main problem is I'll miss my favourite shitposting accounts. Recommendations for brainrot only Blueskiers gladly taken.
December 3, 2025 at 11:23 AM
The egregious algorithm manipulation I think has finally reached a tipping point for me and I want to be here. Main problem is I'll miss my favourite shitposting accounts. Recommendations for brainrot only Blueskiers gladly taken.
Just uploaded: Uncovering the true German fascist origins of Italian Brainrot names - Tralalero Tralala will shock you... sorry, I mean my latest radio show
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/a-w...
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/a-w...
A Warm Garage n Bass Hug – Episode 439 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ
Features tracks from Hutcher & Jamie Rose, Rippy, Mssingno, Mr Sparkle, Disperto Certain & GOVERNADE, AMD, KAKUREONI, Oppidan & Hans Glader, hiRobbie, Atønal, Ray Foxx, G-Double-E (NL), Thornz, Algo 2
soundcloud.com
October 20, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Just uploaded: Uncovering the true German fascist origins of Italian Brainrot names - Tralalero Tralala will shock you... sorry, I mean my latest radio show
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/a-w...
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/a-w...
Just uploaded: Runny dump sizzles on a hot tin roof... Sorry, I mean my latest radio show
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/han...
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/han...
Hands Up! Garage n Bass! – Episode 438 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ Brainz
Features tracks from Rohaan, Disperto Certain & GOVERNADE, AMD, Swoush, Flipper, Danny Phr3ntic, MC Cobra & Baker, Honey T, MPH, Alias, Phonetix, Japha, Baker, G-Double-E (NL), MVTT x notminimal. x Wi
soundcloud.com
October 9, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Just uploaded: Runny dump sizzles on a hot tin roof... Sorry, I mean my latest radio show
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/han...
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/han...
Just uploaded: Tweenwave tear up - 2 hours of the wettest skidmarks on record
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/sho...
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/sho...
Shorty Got Garage n Bass – Episode 435 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ
Features track from @itsgrls & @izatkm, @mid_nite_life, @jeremysylvester, @zedbiasakamaddslinky, @g_double_e_official, @zerofg, @arcticskull, @cortescomusic, @broeybeats, @enigmadubz, @d_fast_beats, @
soundcloud.com
August 28, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Just uploaded: Tweenwave tear up - 2 hours of the wettest skidmarks on record
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/sho...
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/sho...
Just uploaded: ball-clamped gimp screams to completion... sorry, I mean my latest radio show
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...
Garage n Bass In Yo Face – Episode 429 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it [90s 56k modem connecting sound]
B
-------------
Support the ting! Ҩ REPOST ♥ LIKE » COMMENT ► FOLLOW
Support me on Patreon and get 320KB HD Episodes via podcast o
soundcloud.com
June 2, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Just uploaded: ball-clamped gimp screams to completion... sorry, I mean my latest radio show
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...
Just uploaded: Garage n Bass Dirtier That A Diddler – Episode 426 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...
Garage n Bass Dirtier That A Diddler – Episode 426 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ
Unmarketable earbleed material.
Send music / dick pics to [email protected]
soundcloud.com
April 22, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Just uploaded: Garage n Bass Dirtier That A Diddler – Episode 426 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...
Just uploaded: Garage n Bass Makes Me Go Crazy – Episode 421 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...
Garage n Bass Makes Me Go Crazy – Episode 421 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ
Come my lady.
That's all I got.
B
-------------
Support the ting! Ҩ REPOST ♥ LIKE » COMMENT ► FOLLOW
Support me on Patreon and get 320KB HD Episodes via podcast or download!
► patreon.com/mrbrai
soundcloud.com
February 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Just uploaded: Garage n Bass Makes Me Go Crazy – Episode 421 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...
Sup bussy'oles. I've been playing other people's music again and taking the credit for it.
Just uploaded: Get A Cracking Start With Some Garage n Bass – Episode 418 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/get...
Just uploaded: Get A Cracking Start With Some Garage n Bass – Episode 418 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/get...
Get A Cracking Start With Some Garage n Bass – Episode 418 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ
WE BACK!
Survived into 2025. Did you know that in October this year it will be 15 years on Sub.FM for me? I've spent longer on Sub than I did in school. Explains a lot.
Keep it livid.
B
----------
soundcloud.com
January 13, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Sup bussy'oles. I've been playing other people's music again and taking the credit for it.
Just uploaded: Get A Cracking Start With Some Garage n Bass – Episode 418 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/get...
Just uploaded: Get A Cracking Start With Some Garage n Bass – Episode 418 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/get...
Reposted by Mr Brainz
This was the reason HR issued Batman a formal warning
December 8, 2024 at 9:10 PM
This was the reason HR issued Batman a formal warning
Just uploaded: Garage n Bass Said You're A Lotion Man – Episode 416 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...
Garage n Bass Said You're A Lotion Man – Episode 416 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ
You dun know I played a tune called Lotion today and ended up going down a PhoneShop rabbit hole.
Don't be a pH-DEEKHEAD, fam!
A owl.
B
-----------
Support the ting! Ҩ REPOST ♥ LIKE » COMMENT ► F
soundcloud.com
December 2, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Just uploaded: Garage n Bass Said You're A Lotion Man – Episode 416 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...
Just uploaded: Empowering Garage n Bass – Episode 405 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ
brainfartz.co.uk/2024/07/empo...
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/emp...
brainfartz.co.uk/2024/07/empo...
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/emp...
July 1, 2024 at 9:41 AM
Just uploaded: Empowering Garage n Bass – Episode 405 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ
brainfartz.co.uk/2024/07/empo...
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/emp...
brainfartz.co.uk/2024/07/empo...
soundcloud.com/djbrainz/emp...