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Mr Brainz
@mrbrainz.bsky.social
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I don't have this name because I think I'm smart. It's just that my brother was the tall, skinny one so he was more fitting to Pinky🐭
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The Fragrance Shop are the final boss of dark patterns today. Spend over £75 and they give you a "free" £15 membership that gives 25% off. It's cheaper to get the membership than not at that price. Catch is it's reoccurring. Sign into their app and you need to call to cancel. 155 in the queue rn 📞💩
December 23, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Very satisfying to keep seeing clips on the reddit front page of whichever Paul it is getting the shit knocked out off him by Joshua. The last one I saw had Sonic's rings flying out if him.
December 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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New notification algorithm is in full swing and bang on the money. How does it know I like to dress my victims as ballerinas?
December 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Sending this one out to all the Clarts - bumba, batty, blood and Newport
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Winter Warmer Garage n Bass – Episode 442 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ
Peaked over a decade ago. Continuing a slow decline held together by OCD and an absence of childhood parental attention. Send music / dick pics to [email protected]
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December 15, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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Every winter when I'm in the garden handling my dog's expulsions with rubber gloves, this image always flies into my head without fail
December 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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The egregious algorithm manipulation I think has finally reached a tipping point for me and I want to be here. Main problem is I'll miss my favourite shitposting accounts. Recommendations for brainrot only Blueskiers gladly taken.
December 3, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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no cap frfr this be bussin fellow-kids.gif

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Garage n Bass DUI – Episode 441 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ
Features track from Mind, 2Sleep, Mr Jazz Step, Nico Amore, Trade, Baker, Digi, Lucky Luke, Gaullin, MC Cobra, Green Deep, Nocturne UK, BWK Project, Mr Sparkle, Hans Glader & SG, hiRobbie, Clarcq, tod
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November 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Just uploaded: Uncovering the true German fascist origins of Italian Brainrot names - Tralalero Tralala will shock you... sorry, I mean my latest radio show

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A Warm Garage n Bass Hug – Episode 439 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ
Features tracks from Hutcher & Jamie Rose, Rippy, Mssingno, Mr Sparkle, Disperto Certain & GOVERNADE, AMD, KAKUREONI, Oppidan & Hans Glader, hiRobbie, Atønal, Ray Foxx, G-Double-E (NL), Thornz, Algo 2
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October 20, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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Just uploaded: Runny dump sizzles on a hot tin roof... Sorry, I mean my latest radio show

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Hands Up! Garage n Bass! – Episode 438 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ Brainz
Features tracks from Rohaan, Disperto Certain & GOVERNADE, AMD, Swoush, Flipper, Danny Phr3ntic, MC Cobra & Baker, Honey T, MPH, Alias, Phonetix, Japha, Baker, G-Double-E (NL), MVTT x notminimal. x Wi
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October 9, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Just uploaded: Tweenwave tear up - 2 hours of the wettest skidmarks on record

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Shorty Got Garage n Bass – Episode 435 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ
Features track from @itsgrls & @izatkm, @mid_nite_life, @jeremysylvester, @zedbiasakamaddslinky, @g_double_e_official, @zerofg, @arcticskull, @cortescomusic, @broeybeats, @enigmadubz, @d_fast_beats, @
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August 28, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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Just uploaded: ball-clamped gimp screams to completion... sorry, I mean my latest radio show

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Garage n Bass In Yo Face – Episode 429 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it [90s 56k modem connecting sound] B ------------- Support the ting! Ҩ REPOST ♥ LIKE » COMMENT ► FOLLOW Support me on Patreon and get 320KB HD Episodes via podcast o
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June 2, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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Just uploaded: Garage n Bass Dirtier That A Diddler – Episode 426 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ
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Garage n Bass Dirtier That A Diddler – Episode 426 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ
Unmarketable earbleed material. Send music / dick pics to [email protected]
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April 22, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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Just uploaded: Garage n Bass Makes Me Go Crazy – Episode 421 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ

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Garage n Bass Makes Me Go Crazy – Episode 421 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ
Come my lady. That's all I got. B ------------- Support the ting! Ҩ REPOST ♥ LIKE » COMMENT ► FOLLOW Support me on Patreon and get 320KB HD Episodes via podcast or download! ► patreon.com/mrbrai
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February 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Sup bussy'oles. I've been playing other people's music again and taking the credit for it.

Just uploaded: Get A Cracking Start With Some Garage n Bass – Episode 418 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ

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Get A Cracking Start With Some Garage n Bass – Episode 418 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ
WE BACK! Survived into 2025. Did you know that in October this year it will be 15 years on Sub.FM for me? I've spent longer on Sub than I did in school. Explains a lot. Keep it livid. B ----------
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January 13, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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This was the reason HR issued Batman a formal warning
An Amazon listing for ‘Felt Robins Hanging Decorations’
December 8, 2024 at 9:10 PM
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Just uploaded: Garage n Bass Said You're A Lotion Man – Episode 416 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...
Garage n Bass Said You're A Lotion Man – Episode 416 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ
You dun know I played a tune called Lotion today and ended up going down a PhoneShop rabbit hole. Don't be a pH-DEEKHEAD, fam! A owl. B ----------- Support the ting! Ҩ REPOST ♥ LIKE » COMMENT ► F
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December 2, 2024 at 8:13 PM
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Just uploaded: Empowering Garage n Bass – Episode 405 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ

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July 1, 2024 at 9:41 AM
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I threw fish guts at a child and recorded their tears, looped it for 2 hours and uploaded it as my latest podcast episode. Check it out. soundcloud.com/djbrainz/lat...
Late Night Garage n Bass Sexy Time – Episode 400 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ
Wow. This is Episode 400. Absolutely crazy. Anyhoo - I was away for my last show, so I picked up a cover slot on Monday. Here you go! Large ups B ----------- Support the ting! Ҩ REPOST ♥ LIKE » C
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May 1, 2024 at 8:12 AM
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Just uploaded: @sub.fm Show 29-02-2024 - Garage n Bass That's Coming Out

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March 4, 2024 at 9:09 AM
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Just uploaded: Garage n Bass Lyrical Blow To Your Jaw – Episode 395 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...
February 26, 2024 at 11:56 AM
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#NewArchive

@mrbrainz.bsky.social - 13 Jan 2024

#Soundcloud soundcloud.com/subfmradio/b...

#Mixcloud www.mixcloud.com/subfm/brainz...

#HearThisAT hearthis.at/subfm/brainz...

#UKGarage #Garage #UKG #2Step #SpeedGarage #UKBass #DJ #Mix #Podcast #SubFM #SubFMArchives
Brainz - 13 Jan 2024
DJ Brainz on Sub FM 13th January 2024 - https://www.sub.fm
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January 15, 2024 at 11:42 AM
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sub.fm
#NewArchive

Brainz - 30 Dec 2023

#Soundcloud soundcloud.com/subfmradio/b...

#Mixcloud www.mixcloud.com/subfm/brainz...

#HearThisAT hearthis.at/subfm/brainz...

#UKG #UKGarage #Garage #2Step #Bass #DJ #Mix #Podcast #SubFM #SubFMArchives
Brainz - 30 Dec 2023
Brainz on Sub FM 30th December 2023 - https://www.sub.fm
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January 2, 2024 at 3:54 PM
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At the top of the hour, Meathead is jumping pon deck for my last show of 2023 on @subfm.bsky.social. Tune in for some Swiss Yodelstep, Armenian GabbaHouse and the latest Cambodian Bongobreaks. 3-5PM Watch on sub.fm/tv

#Garage #UKG #UKGarage #Bass #Breaks #DJMix
December 30, 2023 at 2:13 PM
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Just in before Christmas it's the In The Garage awards 2023 with me and my great pal Phonetix. Seasons Greetings one and all!

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December 24, 2023 at 9:11 PM
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#NewVideo

@mrbrainz.bsky.social - 16 Dec 2023

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#UKG #UKGarage #Garage #2Step #UKBass #DJ #Mix #Podcast #SubFM #SubFMTV #YouTube
Brainz - 16 Dec 2023 - Sub FM
DJ Brainz on Sub FM 16th December 2023 - https://www.sub.fm
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December 19, 2023 at 11:55 AM