Chico Valdez 🇨🇦
@mrchicovaldez.bsky.social
I live on an island in Canada. 🇨🇦
Three of my five alternate personalities find me amusing. In fact I'm editing this right now. Shut up Veronica.
Three of my five alternate personalities find me amusing. In fact I'm editing this right now. Shut up Veronica.
Cozy season is upon us...
November 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Cozy season is upon us...
Call for our new rates.
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Call for our new rates.
Buy him a Moosehead & a poutine and send him on his way eh?
Canadian police say a member of the public who took an Ontario transit bus for a joyride, with about 10 passengers still onboard, didn’t even leave “a ding.”
Man takes bus for joyride in Canada, turns down passenger with expired pass | CNN
Canadian police say a member of the public who took an Ontario transit bus for a joyride, with about 10 passengers still onboard, didn’t even leave “a ding.”
www.cnn.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Buy him a Moosehead & a poutine and send him on his way eh?
The Northern Lights
A pretty thing to watch while the planet you are standing on is destroyed by assholes.
A pretty thing to watch while the planet you are standing on is destroyed by assholes.
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The Northern Lights
A pretty thing to watch while the planet you are standing on is destroyed by assholes.
A pretty thing to watch while the planet you are standing on is destroyed by assholes.
One of my favourite photos of my Dad from the war.
#RemembranceDay
#RemembranceDay
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
One of my favourite photos of my Dad from the war.
#RemembranceDay
#RemembranceDay
I routinely accessorize my Kit Cat Klock (you know the one...with the swinging tail and moving eyes).
For Remembrance Day, I added the new tail, hat and bowtie.
Standing back and admiring it, I was shocked to realize I had created a feline Babadook.
For Remembrance Day, I added the new tail, hat and bowtie.
Standing back and admiring it, I was shocked to realize I had created a feline Babadook.
November 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I routinely accessorize my Kit Cat Klock (you know the one...with the swinging tail and moving eyes).
For Remembrance Day, I added the new tail, hat and bowtie.
Standing back and admiring it, I was shocked to realize I had created a feline Babadook.
For Remembrance Day, I added the new tail, hat and bowtie.
Standing back and admiring it, I was shocked to realize I had created a feline Babadook.
I don't watch South Park, but this quote in the NYT made me 😂
“South Park” has doubled its viewership by skewering Trump. It depicts him in a romantic relationship with Satan, who is carrying the president’s baby.
“South Park” has doubled its viewership by skewering Trump. It depicts him in a romantic relationship with Satan, who is carrying the president’s baby.
November 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I don't watch South Park, but this quote in the NYT made me 😂
“South Park” has doubled its viewership by skewering Trump. It depicts him in a romantic relationship with Satan, who is carrying the president’s baby.
“South Park” has doubled its viewership by skewering Trump. It depicts him in a romantic relationship with Satan, who is carrying the president’s baby.
Ashwagandha Forever!
November 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Ashwagandha Forever!
Which channel?
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Which channel?
Lee Valley if you're familiar with this company, has had enough of Canada Post. For the 2nd year in a row, their Christmas catalogue is now a sunk cost for them.
They are stocking them in store and will pay you a $ if you ask for one. This represents the postage Canada Post will not get.
They are stocking them in store and will pay you a $ if you ask for one. This represents the postage Canada Post will not get.
November 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Lee Valley if you're familiar with this company, has had enough of Canada Post. For the 2nd year in a row, their Christmas catalogue is now a sunk cost for them.
They are stocking them in store and will pay you a $ if you ask for one. This represents the postage Canada Post will not get.
They are stocking them in store and will pay you a $ if you ask for one. This represents the postage Canada Post will not get.
YEARS ago the BCNDP had a poll of residents to cancel this ridiculous time change nonsense. It was overwhelmingly approved. They said they couldn't right then because of business with the Western US States.
We no longer have substantive trade with them.
Honour this David Eby. Make the change FFS.
We no longer have substantive trade with them.
Honour this David Eby. Make the change FFS.
November 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
YEARS ago the BCNDP had a poll of residents to cancel this ridiculous time change nonsense. It was overwhelmingly approved. They said they couldn't right then because of business with the Western US States.
We no longer have substantive trade with them.
Honour this David Eby. Make the change FFS.
We no longer have substantive trade with them.
Honour this David Eby. Make the change FFS.
Well, at least the single Canadian baseball team was better than *every* one of the Republican State teams.
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Well, at least the single Canadian baseball team was better than *every* one of the Republican State teams.
Just a quick reminder for everyone to put your clocks ahead 1 hour at 2 am tonight.
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November 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Just a quick reminder for everyone to put your clocks ahead 1 hour at 2 am tonight.
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We tied our 15 year record for highest number of Trick 'r Treaters for this location last night!
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a man in a suit and tie giving a speech
Alt: Bill Clinton miming ZERO
media.tenor.com
November 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
We tied our 15 year record for highest number of Trick 'r Treaters for this location last night!
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Been watching Horror all month.
Best Movie: Weapons
Best Series: Tie - Midnight Mass & Fall of the House of Usher. Honourable mention - The Midnight Club.
Best Rewatch - The Black Phone
And before you think I might have good taste in Halloween movies, I'm watching Hubie Halloween tonight. Fun. 🎃
Best Movie: Weapons
Best Series: Tie - Midnight Mass & Fall of the House of Usher. Honourable mention - The Midnight Club.
Best Rewatch - The Black Phone
And before you think I might have good taste in Halloween movies, I'm watching Hubie Halloween tonight. Fun. 🎃
November 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Been watching Horror all month.
Best Movie: Weapons
Best Series: Tie - Midnight Mass & Fall of the House of Usher. Honourable mention - The Midnight Club.
Best Rewatch - The Black Phone
And before you think I might have good taste in Halloween movies, I'm watching Hubie Halloween tonight. Fun. 🎃
Best Movie: Weapons
Best Series: Tie - Midnight Mass & Fall of the House of Usher. Honourable mention - The Midnight Club.
Best Rewatch - The Black Phone
And before you think I might have good taste in Halloween movies, I'm watching Hubie Halloween tonight. Fun. 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Literally no kid is dressing up as a Kars-For-Kids band member this Halloween.
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October 31, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Literally no kid is dressing up as a Kars-For-Kids band member this Halloween.
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In case you're wondering, a strong WiFi signal encourages mushroom growth.
October 31, 2025 at 1:28 AM
In case you're wondering, a strong WiFi signal encourages mushroom growth.
Remembered this fellow for while we were chatting about people with appropriate names for their profession.
See also Dr. Brownsmere, Proctologist
See also Dr. Brownsmere, Proctologist
October 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Remembered this fellow for while we were chatting about people with appropriate names for their profession.
See also Dr. Brownsmere, Proctologist
See also Dr. Brownsmere, Proctologist
Oh, sign me up.
The Department of Homeland Security is amending policies to require all non-citizens, including Canadians, to be photographed when they enter or leave the United States.
New policy will require all travellers to U.S. have photo taken on entry and exit
The Department of Homeland Security is amending policies to require all non-citizens, including Canadians, to be photographed when they enter or leave the United States.
cheknews.ca
October 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Oh, sign me up.
Lily Allen | Fuck You (Official Video - Explicit Version)
YouTube video by Lily Allen
youtube.com
October 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Holy crap. How long has the actual King been on here?
Holy shit! That motherfucker TORE DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE!
October 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Holy crap. How long has the actual King been on here?