Chico Valdez 🇨🇦
@mrchicovaldez.bsky.social
I live on an island in Canada. 🇨🇦
Three of my five alternate personalities find me amusing. In fact I'm editing this right now. Shut up Veronica.
Three of my five alternate personalities find me amusing. In fact I'm editing this right now. Shut up Veronica.
It's Part of Their Terms of Service | Platonic (Rose Byrne, Seth Rogen)
YouTube video by Scene City
youtube.com
November 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Isn't that the old expression "Money for old rope"?
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Isn't that the old expression "Money for old rope"?
Your word will be fine. Pics not necessary.
November 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Your word will be fine. Pics not necessary.
The runners up...
November 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The runners up...
Canadians. We're awesome. But you knew that.
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Canadians. We're awesome. But you knew that.
I was equally disappointed when CorduroyWorld shut down. Apparently it rubbed people the wrong way.
November 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I was equally disappointed when CorduroyWorld shut down. Apparently it rubbed people the wrong way.
BREAKING: Policeman beaten unconscious by metal robot-like gloves by captive.
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
BREAKING: Policeman beaten unconscious by metal robot-like gloves by captive.
I'm guessing that deep down, you probably don't. 🫠
November 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I'm guessing that deep down, you probably don't. 🫠
Good grief. I remember these. Especially "Rootin' Tootin' Raspberry" and "Goofy Grape".
November 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Good grief. I remember these. Especially "Rootin' Tootin' Raspberry" and "Goofy Grape".
Geez. Ron Howard's mom is everywhere..
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Geez. Ron Howard's mom is everywhere..
Covid taught us all a lesson about people and their beliefs.
Wait 'til smallpox gets out of the freezer.
Wait 'til smallpox gets out of the freezer.
November 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Covid taught us all a lesson about people and their beliefs.
Wait 'til smallpox gets out of the freezer.
Wait 'til smallpox gets out of the freezer.
Yah there's no downside to getting it.
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Yah there's no downside to getting it.
Measles was the one childhood disease that I didn't know if I had had or not. In all of the vaccinations I had in school, I didn't know if I received a version of MMR.
I talked to my doctor and she sent me for a test. I still have the antibodies from infection. No shot required. But woulda.
I talked to my doctor and she sent me for a test. I still have the antibodies from infection. No shot required. But woulda.
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Measles was the one childhood disease that I didn't know if I had had or not. In all of the vaccinations I had in school, I didn't know if I received a version of MMR.
I talked to my doctor and she sent me for a test. I still have the antibodies from infection. No shot required. But woulda.
I talked to my doctor and she sent me for a test. I still have the antibodies from infection. No shot required. But woulda.
We grow them at 2.4 GHz
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
We grow them at 2.4 GHz
Always take a disposable acquaintance with you to taste test them for you, even if they say they are "safe".
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Always take a disposable acquaintance with you to taste test them for you, even if they say they are "safe".
Feed a cold, starve a fever. That's a myth.
Starve the American poor. That there is a goddamn fact.
Starve the American poor. That there is a goddamn fact.
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Feed a cold, starve a fever. That's a myth.
Starve the American poor. That there is a goddamn fact.
Starve the American poor. That there is a goddamn fact.
I did the same with Coronation Street. When I looked up one morning and asked my wife what Dierdre had said, I was doomed. That was 30+ years ago. The Street outlives most people.
November 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I did the same with Coronation Street. When I looked up one morning and asked my wife what Dierdre had said, I was doomed. That was 30+ years ago. The Street outlives most people.