Dave Turner
@mrdaveturner.bsky.social
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Dad. Husband. Cat wrangler. Writer. Idiot. www.daveturner.co.uk
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Even sillier - he does wheelies in a truck to avoid a missile that goes underneath it!
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The film also contains one of my favourite “Say the title, win the prize”.
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Watching The Living Daylights. A KGB assassin disguised as a milkman with exploding milk bottles has just turned up. Brilliant.

And here begins my campaign to make Bond Silly Again.
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Pop Fact: Diane Keaton directed the video for Belinda Carlisle’s Heaven is a Place on Earth which was an important part of 11 year old Dave’s life.
Belinda Carlisle - Heaven Is A Place On Earth (Official HD Music Video)
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I need little excuse to stick The Godfather on, but I shall do again in memory of Diane Keaton. She was great.
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that'll be yer cross-dominance, mate.
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A lot of people mentioning cross-dominance, which is interesting. I do half activities with my right hand and half with my left. I write and carry a bag with my right hand, but throw with my left and kick left-footed, for example.
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I like how they appear to have an actual guy from IT support on the PC #totp
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I've watched enough interviews with Community cast members to believe this to be true.
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As a 10 year old, I briefly believed Chevy Chase to be Paul Simon until my mother corrected me #totp
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There were only 3 pairs of leather trousers in the UK in 1986. Paul Young is wearing the same ones Julian Cope was a few minutes earlier. #totp
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Was Simon Mayo on work experience at this time? He looks 12. #totp
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Right. Stuff to do.

Oh. Susanna Hoffs on the telly. Stuff can wait. #totp
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The Saka goal made me do a massive swear.
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Feeling relatively good this morning. I can only assume something has gone horribly wrong in my life somewhere and I just haven’t found out about it yet.
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I don't want to get all conspiracy theorist, but on the train this morning, a woman was playing on a handheld games console I'd never seen before. I thought, "Wonder what that is? I'll look it up later". Forgot about it.

An Amazon advert for it just came up on Instagram.

THEY'RE IN OUR BRAINS.
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Wasn’t there a puddle or something? Before everything everywhere became unremittingly awful?
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Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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“Music round now. You’re going to hear a piece of….”
*Dave sits forward*
“…classical music.”
*Dave sits back, sighs, and shouts “Rimsky-Korsakov!” for each answer* #universitychallenge
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Yeah she’ll probably get the other cat to do the dirty work.
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Wife has warned me one of the cats appears to be planning on digging a shallow grave.
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Well, this was just lovely, warm and funny.
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One of my favourite film sub-genres is people-walking-and-talking-for-90-minutes and this is a lovely example of it on iPlayer.
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Ha! Yeah, been in that situation before. Have age-appropriate fun!