Dave Turner
@mrdaveturner.bsky.social
Dad. Husband. Cat wrangler. Writer. Idiot.
www.daveturner.co.uk
www.daveturner.co.uk
Local pub posted this on their instagram. Feels like a threat.
November 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Local pub posted this on their instagram. Feels like a threat.
Today has become a lot Cliff-heavier than I was expecting when I woke up this morning. #totp
a man wearing glasses and headphones is waving his hand
ALT: a man wearing glasses and headphones is waving his hand
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November 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Today has become a lot Cliff-heavier than I was expecting when I woke up this morning. #totp
It’s a pity I’ve never really been able to get into cricket because the internet seems to be having the mood swings of torment/optimism/torment that I love about sport.
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 AM
It’s a pity I’ve never really been able to get into cricket because the internet seems to be having the mood swings of torment/optimism/torment that I love about sport.
Absolutely impossible to feel anything other than utter joy when listening to this song. Bought my first bass when I was a kid just to play that bassline. RIP, Mani.
The Stone Roses - She Bangs the Drums (Official Video)
YouTube video by StoneRosesVEVO
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November 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Absolutely impossible to feel anything other than utter joy when listening to this song. Bought my first bass when I was a kid just to play that bassline. RIP, Mani.
Turns out it’s now impossible for me to watch Fern Brady on my telly without shouting “IT’S ME FERN BRADY! ME FERN BRADY!”
November 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Turns out it’s now impossible for me to watch Fern Brady on my telly without shouting “IT’S ME FERN BRADY! ME FERN BRADY!”
Mmmmm… Zombie soup…
Chinese archaeologists unearth 2,400-year-old 'soup'
Chinese archaeologists discover what they believe is a 2,400-year-old pot of soup, during airport extension work in the city of Xian, state media report.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 18, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Mmmmm… Zombie soup…
Interesting choice of Beach Boys tracks on Christmas adverts this year. Because when you say “Beach Boys” I think “Christmas”.
November 15, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Interesting choice of Beach Boys tracks on Christmas adverts this year. Because when you say “Beach Boys” I think “Christmas”.
Watching a video of Edgar Wright choosing his favourite shots and glad this is in it…
a man with a mustache is talking to another man while two other men look on .
ALT: a man with a mustache is talking to another man while two other men look on .
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November 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Watching a video of Edgar Wright choosing his favourite shots and glad this is in it…
ALL HAIL THE QUEEN
November 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
ALL HAIL THE QUEEN
Had a cardiopulmonary exercise bike test at the hospital this morning so it’s the first time my body has released endorphins in over a decade and I can see why people do that gym shit.
November 14, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Had a cardiopulmonary exercise bike test at the hospital this morning so it’s the first time my body has released endorphins in over a decade and I can see why people do that gym shit.
No more emails, thanks. That’s spot on.
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 AM
No more emails, thanks. That’s spot on.
Reece getting ready for panto season #taskmaster
November 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Reece getting ready for panto season #taskmaster
I just hope the success Joe Wilkinson is having goes some way in making up for being disqualified for incorrectly throwing a potato on Taskmaster.
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I just hope the success Joe Wilkinson is having goes some way in making up for being disqualified for incorrectly throwing a potato on Taskmaster.
Doctor: “obviously, there’s a lot going on in you life at the moment, Dave. We need to make sure there’s not too much stress in your heart.”
Me: *laughs in 2025*
Me: *laughs in 2025*
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Doctor: “obviously, there’s a lot going on in you life at the moment, Dave. We need to make sure there’s not too much stress in your heart.”
Me: *laughs in 2025*
Me: *laughs in 2025*
I say we just move onto making Q movies. Let’s get Q laid!
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I say we just move onto making Q movies. Let’s get Q laid!
There’s a chance Men in Black is a perfect movie. But, then, I have been drinking wine while cooking a roast.
November 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
There’s a chance Men in Black is a perfect movie. But, then, I have been drinking wine while cooking a roast.
If you see this post an album with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
If you see this post an album with a motor vehicle on it.
I’ve just watched the original Goldeneye trailer and well done trailer people because they make it look like the greatest film ever made.
GoldenEye (1995) teaser trailer remastered
YouTube video by BreadCrustCouncil
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I’ve just watched the original Goldeneye trailer and well done trailer people because they make it look like the greatest film ever made.
Watching Goldeneye. The most Sean Bean movie ever made. He dies TWICE. The UberSean film.
November 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Watching Goldeneye. The most Sean Bean movie ever made. He dies TWICE. The UberSean film.