Meredith
@mrdthdvr.bsky.social
Actively trying to remove exclamation points from my emails.
The worst thing about my boyfriend is that he could do a perfect Liam Gallagher for Halloween but refuses to because it’s too topical.
March 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The worst thing about my boyfriend is that he could do a perfect Liam Gallagher for Halloween but refuses to because it’s too topical.
Sometimes biopics are hard for me to get behind because I know what people look like.
March 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Sometimes biopics are hard for me to get behind because I know what people look like.
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Belinda: I think we should call the police.
Fabian: We are not calling the police.
One of the monkeys at #TheWhiteLotus calling the police from a phone that they stole from one of the hotel guests:
Fabian: We are not calling the police.
One of the monkeys at #TheWhiteLotus calling the police from a phone that they stole from one of the hotel guests:
a close up of a monkey wearing headphones and a cell phone .
ALT: a close up of a monkey wearing headphones and a cell phone .
media.tenor.com
March 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Belinda: I think we should call the police.
Fabian: We are not calling the police.
One of the monkeys at #TheWhiteLotus calling the police from a phone that they stole from one of the hotel guests:
Fabian: We are not calling the police.
One of the monkeys at #TheWhiteLotus calling the police from a phone that they stole from one of the hotel guests:
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People don’t look through cut out eye holes in paintings like they used to.
March 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
People don’t look through cut out eye holes in paintings like they used to.
My digestive system becoming regular again after norovirus.
Me: "We are so back."
Me: "We are so back."
March 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
My digestive system becoming regular again after norovirus.
Me: "We are so back."
Me: "We are so back."
Stomach flu is not the way I wanted to start Women’s History Month!!!
March 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Stomach flu is not the way I wanted to start Women’s History Month!!!
Ready to see the Tr*mp shirts at goodwill.
February 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Ready to see the Tr*mp shirts at goodwill.
FUCK WHAT DO I WEAR #cowboycarter #beyonce
February 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
FUCK WHAT DO I WEAR #cowboycarter #beyonce
February 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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"Taylor Swift ruins football" good. I hope she ruins everything you love, everything you hold dear. If you are a man I hope you never find joy in anything ever again.
February 12, 2025 at 9:58 AM
"Taylor Swift ruins football" good. I hope she ruins everything you love, everything you hold dear. If you are a man I hope you never find joy in anything ever again.
The Beyoncé presale today was for Beyhive members. The tickets are already on resale sites. @ticketmaster.com you have the ability and power to stop this shit.
February 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The Beyoncé presale today was for Beyhive members. The tickets are already on resale sites. @ticketmaster.com you have the ability and power to stop this shit.
I didn't want my only post about Kendrick to be what I wished he did. (Which is really just my fantasy to tell the President to fuck off) But I loved the performance when I watched it, and I love it even more after seeing all the analyses.
February 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I didn't want my only post about Kendrick to be what I wished he did. (Which is really just my fantasy to tell the President to fuck off) But I loved the performance when I watched it, and I love it even more after seeing all the analyses.
It would take 300 Beyonces to match Jeff Bezos' net worth. (It would take 496 to match Elon Musks!)
Beyonce is not who you need to worry about.
Beyonce is not who you need to worry about.
February 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
It would take 300 Beyonces to match Jeff Bezos' net worth. (It would take 496 to match Elon Musks!)
Beyonce is not who you need to worry about.
Beyonce is not who you need to worry about.
Andy Reid could wear his shirt as a dress if he wanted to. #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Andy Reid could wear his shirt as a dress if he wanted to. #superbowl
At least in the commercial they tape the Super Bowl.
February 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
At least in the commercial they tape the Super Bowl.
Oh my GOD that’s good. He shoulda done that. Well, he’ll think about that on Monday…
February 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Oh my GOD that’s good. He shoulda done that. Well, he’ll think about that on Monday…
As a Swiftie, I want to see Taylor happy at the end of this game. As a woman who is deeply troubled by the state of our country and hates the president, I want the Eagles to win. #taylorswift #traviskelce #chiefs #superbowl #jalenhurts #eagles
February 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
As a Swiftie, I want to see Taylor happy at the end of this game. As a woman who is deeply troubled by the state of our country and hates the president, I want the Eagles to win. #taylorswift #traviskelce #chiefs #superbowl #jalenhurts #eagles
Kendrick shoulda taken a fine and told Trump to fuck off in person in front of the whole country. #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Kendrick shoulda taken a fine and told Trump to fuck off in person in front of the whole country. #superbowl
The past three weeks of this presidency have proven to be more damaging to my mental health than all of covid.
February 8, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The past three weeks of this presidency have proven to be more damaging to my mental health than all of covid.
If someone emails you in all caps for no reason, is it okay to respond to them in all caps for no reason?
February 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
If someone emails you in all caps for no reason, is it okay to respond to them in all caps for no reason?
What's your best (worst) story about accidentally not hanging up after leaving a voicemail?
February 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
What's your best (worst) story about accidentally not hanging up after leaving a voicemail?
Is cyberbullying Baron Trump okay yet?
February 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Is cyberbullying Baron Trump okay yet?