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Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs

@mrkrabsparody.bsky.social

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Proud owner of the Krusty Krab! (HE/HIM) PARODY / RP ACCOUNT - Mr. Krabs and the show 'Spongebob Squarepants' are owned by Nickelodeon / Viacom, but the account is not affiliated with either company. // means OOC Ran by boxboi.bsky.social

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Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · Oct 24

"Arg arg arg arg arg! Hello Bluesky, I like money!"

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Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · Jun 28

"Eat at the Krusty Krab! Now! I WANT YER MONEY!"

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Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · Jun 28

"Oh."

Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · Apr 16

"I don't know who ye be, strange flesh thing, but I like what yer implying!"

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Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · Apr 16

"It's ain't illegal if ye aren't caught!"

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Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · Apr 16

"MONEY!? WHERE?!"

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Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · Apr 16

"Yer talkin' me language!"

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Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · Apr 16

"In yer' dreams, scallywag."

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · Apr 16

🐭“Do I own this Mr. Krabs character?”

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Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · Apr 15

"Shut up, boy, or yer fired."

Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · Apr 15

"Arg arg arg arg arg! Who ever told ye that?"

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Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · Apr 15

"I still like money!"

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Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · Jan 1

Eat Krabby patties! Arg arg arg arg arg!

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Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · Dec 31

Arg arg arg arg! The Krusty Krab is always hiring, boyo!

Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · Nov 9

"AAAAHHHH! NO! FINE FINE, I'LL CHARGE YOU THE NORMAL PRICE! JUST DON'T FREEZE ME AGAIN LAD!"

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Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · Nov 9

"Yer rich. Ye can pay for it. I WANT YOUR MONEY! GIMME YER MONEY! BUY AN OVERPRICED PATTY!"

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Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · Nov 5

Come on down to the KRUSTY KRAB™️! HOME OF THE BEST SANDWICH UNDERWATER, THE KRABBY PATTY™️!

Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · Oct 30

Arg arg arg arg arg arg arg! You're silly, boyo!

No.

Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · Oct 30

Aye, while I like the free promotion, what is this?
Is this some sort of imitation Krabs?

The Krusty Krab @krusty-krab.bsky.social · Oct 30

@bucketofchum.bsky.social go back to twitter, on god

Anyway try our 250 krabby pattys all spread across local restaurants! They all taste different! I’m gonna be honest with you the wendys one fucking sucked I mean that bitch was just a Dave’s Single BUT THEYRES A LOT MORE JUST BUY THEM PLEAS

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Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · Oct 28

Get to work.

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Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · Oct 28

@chumbucketowner.bsky.social Ye can't even go to WENDY'S for the Krabby Patty formuler, Plankton! ARG ARG ARG ARG ARG ARG ARG!

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Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · Oct 28

Wait.. you woke up.. IN THE AFTERNOON?! THAT'S WHERE YOU'VE BEEN THIS WHOLE TIME!
GET TO WOOOOORRRRKK!!!!! OR YOU'RE....

fired.

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Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · Oct 28

Good morning, boyo!
How are the krabby patties going?

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Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · Oct 28

Ye have a kid, lad?

🍉Herobrine🏳️‍⚧️ @twowhiteeyes.bsky.social · Oct 28

<Herobrine> My kid is wonderful!

Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · Oct 27

Great advice!

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · Oct 27

//HAIIII!! I will like to announce the server that we made!! Parody paradise!!!

Make sure to repost and like this for more people to see the invite!

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Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs @mrkrabsparody.bsky.social · Oct 27

HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL!

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