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Zed Oysterhead @mroysterhead.bsky.social · Nov 28
God forbid a guy has a hobby
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Zed Oysterhead @mroysterhead.bsky.social · Mar 19
Eat cucumbers.
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Zed Oysterhead @mroysterhead.bsky.social · Mar 12
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Zed Oysterhead @mroysterhead.bsky.social · Mar 5
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Zed Oysterhead @mroysterhead.bsky.social · Mar 1
To be clear, I don't believe it in stupid people, only misguided people but Jesus Christ
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Zed Oysterhead @mroysterhead.bsky.social · Mar 1
At what point do these people realize that all of the smartest people in their life are all aligned on one thing,and all of the dumbest people in their life are all aligned on the opposite and I don't even need to specify what I'm talking about and I feel like you know exactly what I'm talking about
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Zed Oysterhead @mroysterhead.bsky.social · Feb 4
Does anyone else remember when #Twitter was designed to bring connectivity to people without an Internet connection?
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Zed Oysterhead @mroysterhead.bsky.social · Jan 17
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conspic...
Conspicuous consumption - Wikipedia
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Zed Oysterhead @mroysterhead.bsky.social · Jan 15
There used to be a dollar menu.
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Zed Oysterhead @mroysterhead.bsky.social · Jan 15
Is it #stolenValor if I have USAA even though I've never been in the military?
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Zed Oysterhead @mroysterhead.bsky.social · Jan 11
"that's why they pay me the medium bucks" always kills in meetings. that's free for you to use any time you want, buddy. little gift from me to you
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Zed Oysterhead @mroysterhead.bsky.social · Jan 10
I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUSE
NOW THEY'RE GOING TO BED
AND MY STOMACH IS SICK AND ITS ALL IN MY HEAD BUT SHES TOUCHING HIS CHEST NOW HE TAKES OFF HER DRESS NOW LET ME GO AND JUST CAN'T LOOK, IT'S KILLING ME THEY'RE TAKING CONTROL
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Zed Oysterhead @mroysterhead.bsky.social · Dec 29
We literally just want healthcare

ground.news/article/mice...
Scientists build tiny virtual reality goggles for mice
Scientists have built tiny VR goggles for mice so they can better study how animals behave in virtual reality. Researchers at Cornell University created the MouseGoggles using low-cost, off-the-shelf ...
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Zed Oysterhead @mroysterhead.bsky.social · Dec 28
Dead CEO good
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Zed Oysterhead @mroysterhead.bsky.social · Dec 25
youtube.com/shorts/_a7rW...

How did she not get mustard on her thigh?

Also #sincereEngineer is getting me through 2024 so if anyone sees them tell them I said thanks.
sincere engineer - corn dog
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Zed Oysterhead @mroysterhead.bsky.social · Dec 25
Merry Crisis
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Zed Oysterhead @mroysterhead.bsky.social · Dec 23
My heart goes out to you. I've had two of these in the last few months. ~8 rounds of code tests and design demos and Q&As and you feel pretty confident and then you get sandbagged with "we hired internally but we'll keep your resume on file!"
Buddy of mine just had this happen last week. Ridiculous
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✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · Mar 27
How to filter out AI Images in Google Image Search.

Sharing this with my students so I figured I'd also share it with everyone here.

Hopefully this image is still relevant given Google's changes. Save this on your computer or phone and refer to it as needed.
HOW TO FILTER OUT AI IMAGES IN GOOGLE IMAGES When you type something add the following minus keywords: -ai, -prompt Since AI movement increased highly in 2022, use "before:" like before:2021 (VERY effective) The following keywords will affect and should decrease amounts of AI imagery appearing on your search. Create, not scrape!
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Zed Oysterhead @mroysterhead.bsky.social · Dec 21
It snowed.
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Zed Oysterhead @mroysterhead.bsky.social · Dec 10
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Zed Oysterhead @mroysterhead.bsky.social · Dec 10
It used to snow
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tanner @kaiby.bsky.social · Dec 9
this is actually what the guy who killed shinzo abe did it with
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Rudolph I'm a fucking gun
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Zed Oysterhead @mroysterhead.bsky.social · Dec 9
One does not simply have a wonderful Christmas time
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Zed Oysterhead @mroysterhead.bsky.social · Dec 9
I hate when people
ask me if l'm all ready for Christmas.

No Heidi. I'm not
even ready for today.
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Zed Oysterhead @mroysterhead.bsky.social · Dec 9
You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold
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Zed Oysterhead @mroysterhead.bsky.social · Dec 9
@hankgreen.bsky.social

I was caught completely off guard by this youtube.com/shorts/TF3B4...

In a year I have not been laughing nearly enough, this is the hardest I've laughed in a long time
Joe Rogan is an unusual man
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