Matthew
@mrt27.bsky.social
I guess we're over here now
🏎️ enjoyer
🎮 washed up gamer
✈️ traveller
⚽ PNE sufferer
🏳️🌈 Bi
🏎️ enjoyer
🎮 washed up gamer
✈️ traveller
⚽ PNE sufferer
🏳️🌈 Bi
I swear my pilot is called James Vowles
January 17, 2026 at 8:45 AM
I swear my pilot is called James Vowles
Playing a back 3 against 'Macclesfield' as a Premier League side should see you automatically relegated
January 10, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Playing a back 3 against 'Macclesfield' as a Premier League side should see you automatically relegated
Chelsea hiring a manager who was sacked in favour of Paul Warne just a few years ago is extremely funny
January 6, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Chelsea hiring a manager who was sacked in favour of Paul Warne just a few years ago is extremely funny
Only January 4 and Opta now have us at a 0.00% chance of relegation
January 4, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Only January 4 and Opta now have us at a 0.00% chance of relegation
The amount of babies and toddlers on this flight I'm on is mental, how many boomers have insisted that they should have the stress of travelling at this time of year!?
December 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The amount of babies and toddlers on this flight I'm on is mental, how many boomers have insisted that they should have the stress of travelling at this time of year!?
My 9 year old cousin has a more powerful gaming PC than I do, but the trip to help set it up has got me some good cash
a man wearing a hat and a jacket is standing in the stands .
ALT: a man wearing a hat and a jacket is standing in the stands .
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My 9 year old cousin has a more powerful gaming PC than I do, but the trip to help set it up has got me some good cash
Me seeing Mini Eggs in the shop already
December 24, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Me seeing Mini Eggs in the shop already
Them announcing this just after Forza Motorsport just got put on life support
December 22, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Them announcing this just after Forza Motorsport just got put on life support
I can't believe the Exeter City journeyman in charge at Celtic didn't make a good managerial appointment
December 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I can't believe the Exeter City journeyman in charge at Celtic didn't make a good managerial appointment
Beaten Gary Rowett at the 16th attempt
Let him cook!
Let him cook!
December 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Beaten Gary Rowett at the 16th attempt
Let him cook!
Let him cook!
Edinburgh for some reason is full of Fr*nch people
December 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Edinburgh for some reason is full of Fr*nch people
Where was the usual political drama accompanying a new Concorde Agreement? Games gone
F1's new Concorde Agreement has been signed ahead of the 2026 season.
It will be in place until the end of 2030.
www.planetf1.com/news/f1-conc...
It will be in place until the end of 2030.
www.planetf1.com/news/f1-conc...
New F1 Concorde Agreement signed as FIA, Formula 1 and teams strike deal
Formula 1 and the FIA have confirmed sign-off on the new Concorde Governance Agreement, which runs until the end of F1 2030.
www.planetf1.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Where was the usual political drama accompanying a new Concorde Agreement? Games gone
Taken me 6 months to discover my work laptop has a touch screen
December 10, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Taken me 6 months to discover my work laptop has a touch screen
Average Coventry City fan whenever they hear the word 'Deepdale'
a black and white dog with a red bow tie is standing in front of a woman in a red dress .
ALT: a black and white dog with a red bow tie is standing in front of a woman in a red dress .
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Average Coventry City fan whenever they hear the word 'Deepdale'
About to fly up to Glasgow, good job there's not thousands of people on flight radar checking to see if anyone crashes
a plane is taking off from a runway with the copyright being displayed
ALT: a plane is taking off from a runway with the copyright being displayed
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
About to fly up to Glasgow, good job there's not thousands of people on flight radar checking to see if anyone crashes
What is it with 3-4-3 shaggers and playing with tactics boards? They're so stubborn they never change shape anyway!
December 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
What is it with 3-4-3 shaggers and playing with tactics boards? They're so stubborn they never change shape anyway!
So there we have it, the worst champion since 1996/1997
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
So there we have it, the worst champion since 1996/1997
I will kms if Moyes recalls him in January
Harrison Armstrong equalizes for Preston late on against Wrexham ⚪️
December 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I will kms if Moyes recalls him in January
Not surprised Blackburn got called off again I was getting soaked to the bone, but our groundsmen actually do a good job
December 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Not surprised Blackburn got called off again I was getting soaked to the bone, but our groundsmen actually do a good job
Death, taxes, Kieffer Moore scoring against Preston
Death, taxes, Josh Sargent scoring against Watford
December 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Death, taxes, Kieffer Moore scoring against Preston
Need Northern Ireland to get through the playoffs so I can watch Ali McKante look like Xavi against 'Canada' and 'Qatar'
December 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Need Northern Ireland to get through the playoffs so I can watch Ali McKante look like Xavi against 'Canada' and 'Qatar'
Sound of Scots having to delete all their drafts moaning at England's easy draw
December 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Sound of Scots having to delete all their drafts moaning at England's easy draw
Rio Ferdinand's vocabulary is limited to 'wow' #WorldCupDraw
December 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rio Ferdinand's vocabulary is limited to 'wow' #WorldCupDraw
I thought I'd be safe skipping the first hour of this draw
December 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I thought I'd be safe skipping the first hour of this draw