God’s nipples can only get so erect.

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Y'all notice this?

"If you have 10 people and 1 Nazi sitting at a dinner table and willingly eating together, you have 11 Nazis.”

What maladaptive daydreaming does to a mfer

I just leave this here.....

Kinda looking forward to the tariffs idk. Maybe soup kitchen lines will become the third place we need to rebuild social cohesion

The moral of the story, kids: It’s fine to try to stop the peaceful transfer of power and incite a mob to storm the Capitol and do all you can to overturn an election as long as you run again and win 🇺🇸

Listen to Sisko! 🖖🏽