Tom Edwards
@mrworkrate.com
Hofstra educated #GoodLongIslandBoy. Former pop culture blogger, now I write the Workrate Hockey newsletter (go subscribe!). Youth hockey parent, DJ, and PbP guy(?). Pretend hockey lawyer. #21 in the 2000 RSPWF Top 200. Still too quiet at Canes games.
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Tom Edwards
@mrworkrate.com
· Jul 14
Carrying on, and whatnot.
Hey, here's a bunch of content - I've just got one favor.
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Hey, guess what? I’m writing again, and I’d appreciate it if you signed up for free. I go into a little detail here:
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If anyone’s interested in going to tomorrow’s Canes/Leafs game or Sunday’s Canes/Sharks game, let me know. I’ll let either pair go for $60, which is basically my cost. 314, 2nd row, no glass in front
December 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
If anyone’s interested in going to tomorrow’s Canes/Leafs game or Sunday’s Canes/Sharks game, let me know. I’ll let either pair go for $60, which is basically my cost. 314, 2nd row, no glass in front
I don’t know when my music tastes went from “Gen X dad” to “college age girl” but here we are
December 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I don’t know when my music tastes went from “Gen X dad” to “college age girl” but here we are
Lots of words on the Workrate Hockey newsletter today. We talk Brandon Bussi’s helmet, questionable signings in Chicago, the Survivor Series, and not wearing pants in libraries. Plus, a Cat Silverman reference! Subscribe for free or give me money, your choice workrate-hockey.ghost.io/workrate-hoc...
Workrate Hockey - December 2, 2025
This newsletter will be better than last week's, which was nothing.
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December 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Lots of words on the Workrate Hockey newsletter today. We talk Brandon Bussi’s helmet, questionable signings in Chicago, the Survivor Series, and not wearing pants in libraries. Plus, a Cat Silverman reference! Subscribe for free or give me money, your choice workrate-hockey.ghost.io/workrate-hoc...
The Miami Dolphins are trying their best to not win this game
November 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The Miami Dolphins are trying their best to not win this game
Hey if anyone’s going to the Canes/Calgary game today and needs a parking pass I’ve got one. Totally forgot I had it. Let me know if you need it
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Hey if anyone’s going to the Canes/Calgary game today and needs a parking pass I’ve got one. Totally forgot I had it. Let me know if you need it
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Dude, even the turkey is Gritty, Jesus, this is dark.
I hope you all have a very Gritty Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Dude, even the turkey is Gritty, Jesus, this is dark.
obviously 3 because all the other tables are too small
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
obviously 3 because all the other tables are too small
A reminder this Thanksgiving day for appropriate alcohol times
Beer: noon (football prep, too early fills you up too much for dinner)
Wine: 10am (earlier if you’re preparing food)
Liquor (shots): approx 1 hour before in-law/extended family interaction
Liquor (Baileys): whenever coffee is ready
Beer: noon (football prep, too early fills you up too much for dinner)
Wine: 10am (earlier if you’re preparing food)
Liquor (shots): approx 1 hour before in-law/extended family interaction
Liquor (Baileys): whenever coffee is ready
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
A reminder this Thanksgiving day for appropriate alcohol times
Beer: noon (football prep, too early fills you up too much for dinner)
Wine: 10am (earlier if you’re preparing food)
Liquor (shots): approx 1 hour before in-law/extended family interaction
Liquor (Baileys): whenever coffee is ready
Beer: noon (football prep, too early fills you up too much for dinner)
Wine: 10am (earlier if you’re preparing food)
Liquor (shots): approx 1 hour before in-law/extended family interaction
Liquor (Baileys): whenever coffee is ready
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The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
The amount of times I’ve been in a mall and said to my wife “that kid is back on the ESCALATOR again” or said “a schooner *is* a sailboat stupidhead” or some variation of “breakfasts come and go but Hartford - the WHALE - they only beat Vancouver maybe one, twice in a lifetime”… man I’m annoying
wrote about the kind of cinema that can only be appreciated in a friend's basement. that's right, I wrote about MALLRATS!
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“The Little Movie That Couldn’t”: ‘Mallrats’ Turns 30
In the fall of 1995, Kevin Smith’s second film was a box office humiliation. Now, it’s become an embarrassment of riches. We chat with Smith about the movie and how it forever altered his career.
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November 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The amount of times I’ve been in a mall and said to my wife “that kid is back on the ESCALATOR again” or said “a schooner *is* a sailboat stupidhead” or some variation of “breakfasts come and go but Hartford - the WHALE - they only beat Vancouver maybe one, twice in a lifetime”… man I’m annoying
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Annual reminder about turkey frying safety:
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Annual reminder about turkey frying safety:
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Long Island folks! Someone please go get her and bring her home for Thanksgiving. You could be snarfing turkey with your new best friend 🍗🦃♥️
🥺 MELIA needed some quiet time from the noisy shelter. A volunteer took her to their car. Please adopt her. She needs a peaceful adult only home. No dogs. Cats are ok. 3.5 years old. Around 50 lbs. Where's her hero
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
[email protected]
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
[email protected]
November 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Long Island folks! Someone please go get her and bring her home for Thanksgiving. You could be snarfing turkey with your new best friend 🍗🦃♥️
Me watching Canes Nation go into complete meltdown despite having one of the best records in hockey because of who’s starting in goal or a healthy scratch, while also having a newsletter to put out on Tuesday
November 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Me watching Canes Nation go into complete meltdown despite having one of the best records in hockey because of who’s starting in goal or a healthy scratch, while also having a newsletter to put out on Tuesday
“He’s not a dirty player” - Dallas fans, literally 5 days ago
What the fuck does this guy have against Long Island?
*adds Calgary to the list*
What the fuck does this guy have against Long Island?
*adds Calgary to the list*
Rantanen gets five and a game for boarding on Coronato. Honestly, feels like Coronato pulled up a bit here, but the result was awful, with Coronato bleeding heavily.
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 PM
“He’s not a dirty player” - Dallas fans, literally 5 days ago
What the fuck does this guy have against Long Island?
*adds Calgary to the list*
What the fuck does this guy have against Long Island?
*adds Calgary to the list*
Went to the Fairgrounds today and got a PS3 and a Nintendo 64 so my day is going pretty good
November 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Went to the Fairgrounds today and got a PS3 and a Nintendo 64 so my day is going pretty good
this shirt idea came from the marketing department; not sure we’re a “merch” newsletter yet
November 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
this shirt idea came from the marketing department; not sure we’re a “merch” newsletter yet
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If you are in the triangle or surrounding area, please consider sharing this to get more eyes on this pup...literally begging.
Sos: urgent plea!!! If you are someone you know has been considering adopting a dog and you have patience and love to give, please, please, please consider this sweet boy.
November 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
If you are in the triangle or surrounding area, please consider sharing this to get more eyes on this pup...literally begging.
Before you sign off for the weekend, consider checking out the Workrate Hockey newsletter. Mikko Rantanen gets more enemies, the Canes dodge a bullet that drills the Rangers in the forehead, and a Song of the Day you probably haven’t thought of in 30 years. workrate-hockey.ghost.io/workrate-hoc...
Workrate Hockey - November 21, 2025
You can't prove that Winnipeg has an airport.
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November 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Before you sign off for the weekend, consider checking out the Workrate Hockey newsletter. Mikko Rantanen gets more enemies, the Canes dodge a bullet that drills the Rangers in the forehead, and a Song of the Day you probably haven’t thought of in 30 years. workrate-hockey.ghost.io/workrate-hoc...
This is awesome; watching Hyan in DPW I thought she deserved a bigger spotlight. I’m glad AEW is paying attention (and cheers to Nixon Newell and Miranda Alize for opening that door)
Maya World And Hyan Have Drawn Great Interest From AEW
Maya World And Hyan Have Drawn Great Interest From AEW - Fightful | WWE News, AEW News, Pro Wrestling Backstage News
Details on Maya World and Hyan drawing interest from AEW.
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November 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This is awesome; watching Hyan in DPW I thought she deserved a bigger spotlight. I’m glad AEW is paying attention (and cheers to Nixon Newell and Miranda Alize for opening that door)
I mean, of course. Player safety is an illusion.
No further discipline is expected to come Rantanen's way for boarding Romanov.
November 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I mean, of course. Player safety is an illusion.
Wait, Scotland did it? And Kieran Tierney with the game winner no less? Hell yeah.
Wait Craig Gordon is still playing!?
Wait Craig Gordon is still playing!?
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Wait, Scotland did it? And Kieran Tierney with the game winner no less? Hell yeah.
Wait Craig Gordon is still playing!?
Wait Craig Gordon is still playing!?
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Meanwhile, in things no one saw coming at the beginning of the season
November 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Meanwhile, in things no one saw coming at the beginning of the season