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Michael Saulters

@msaulters.bsky.social

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I'm just this guy, you know? Former film critic Slackerwood/AICN Random skeeter of eclectia. I try to be interesting, or insightful, or funny, but prone to failure. Gaymer. Currently collecting uranium glass. He/Him/Royal We

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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 11h

Alright, team Bluesky: US foodbanks are about to have staggering demand when SNAP ends Nov 1st. We need to help them prepare.

I'll match donations: DM or reply with a receipt showing your own donation to a food bank of your choice, and I'll donate to match, up to a total of $500. 💪🥗🍲🥚🥧🥪🥣🥛
#NoHunger

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Michael Saulters @msaulters.bsky.social · 16h

Casper is the ghost of the child Richie was who died the night he first stepped into that brothel. When you leave a large enough piece of your soul behind it can become a separate ghost.

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Bethany Brookshire @beebrookshire.bsky.social · 1d

IMPORTANT UPDATE

It is actually CALLED an "udder dispenser"

www.condimentcow.com/product-page...

Udder Dispenser - silicone | condimentcow

Offering all of the same features and benefits of our standard udder dispenser, this 160 oz. dispenser includes a silicone teat, specially designed for use with mayonnaise and other oil-based condimen...

www.condimentcow.com

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Bethany Brookshire @beebrookshire.bsky.social · 1d

I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.

Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?

But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.

A hotdog and pretzel stand with large hanging bottles of mustard, ketchup, and mayonnaise. The bottoms contain squeeze tubes to dispense the condiments.

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Michael Saulters @msaulters.bsky.social · 1d

Reviewing my grocery list, and I couldn't figure out why it's making me look like an addict. Finally realized spell check was auto-correcting 'tea' to 'Tina'

Michael Saulters @msaulters.bsky.social · 2d

I think he's confused something someone told him about copper vs fiber ethernet.

Michael Saulters @msaulters.bsky.social · 2d

Money! It's a gas!

Michael Saulters @msaulters.bsky.social · 2d

We would have accepted 'but eviler'

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Michael Saulters @msaulters.bsky.social · 2d

But? BUT????

Michael Saulters @msaulters.bsky.social · 2d

Where do you get the guys for your book covers? Do you just take them from porn or do men pose for them?

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 2d

trump treating the white house like he treated the old bonwit teller building

envisioningtheamericandream.com/2024/04/15/t...

The Travesty of Trump Tower and Bonwit Teller

Trump Tower lives to see another day. For now, the tacky gold emblazoned skyscraper remains untouched by the New York courts, much like Trump himself. Seeing both knocked down would be pure justice…

envisioningtheamericandream.com

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Michael Saulters @msaulters.bsky.social · 2d

Have you ever met him? Does he seem the type to have had any coke at all? The man is INTENSE.

Michael Saulters @msaulters.bsky.social · 3d

I suspect that split was inevitable and if Ruess hadn't left Antonoff would.

Michael Saulters @msaulters.bsky.social · 4d

I honestly thought you had killed a mouse with liquid Malort and I thought that was a far less humane method until you clarified that it was a cat.

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Michael Saulters @msaulters.bsky.social · 6d

Dude, that is one fine photo. I thought for a second it was Michael Buble maybe.

Michael Saulters @msaulters.bsky.social · 6d

Chernobyl

Michael Saulters @msaulters.bsky.social · 9d

It sounds like you're saying women into Cargill are too smart to fall for a Cargill impersonator and thus the impersonator should be going after a more gullible demographic like men into Cargill or Warhammer or Whisky. Or just men in general.

Michael Saulters @msaulters.bsky.social · 9d

Just a drop in a bucket. So many others we need to see go down the same way.

Michael Saulters @msaulters.bsky.social · 9d

Went to report and the account is already suspended. I wish the government worked as efficiently and effectively as your followers and Bluesky

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Dan Rather @thedanrather.bsky.social · 13d

CBS News is the latest victim of the corporatization of the media. But it is the American people who will pay the price.

MAGA Tested, Trump Approved News

A conservative opinion writer is now leading CBS News

steady.substack.com

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Michael Saulters @msaulters.bsky.social · 9d

Just started it but looks great. 'Blum noted that AI must be used "ethically" and "legally,"' AI can be used legally, but someone needs to correct him because there is NO WAY it can be used ethically. Born of IP theft, powered by environmental destruction. There is no ethical AI.

Michael Saulters @msaulters.bsky.social · 9d

Sorry, that doesn't help. I guess I've never seen a story with this character.

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Michael Saulters @msaulters.bsky.social · 9d

Praying for my friends at JPL. :(

David S(hiv) Pumpkins @shivvy.bsky.social · 10d

time to summon the Scarlet Woman

Reuters @reuters.com · 10d

NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory to lay off about 550 workers reut.rs/4302N2L

Michael Saulters @msaulters.bsky.social · 9d

Raul Julia was quite a match but they did his hair wrong. Guzman inches ahead because of that, but you're not wrong.