Commissioner James Gordon Shumway
msfnc.bsky.social
Commissioner James Gordon Shumway
@msfnc.bsky.social
Protect trans kids.
Quick heads-up for the folks who’ve decided it’s ok to use “retarded” as a denigration: if you persist in this behavior, you may find it difficult to pick your teeth off the ground with ten broken fingers.

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February 17, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Given time, enough space, and adequate food, all kobolds can potentially become dragons.

This is the premise of my new #rpg, Psycho Kobold Murderer.
February 15, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Whoever is in charge of naming all the weed strains is the same person that names all the snowboard tricks.
February 13, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Public Access is one of my all-time favorite games, @jasoncordova.bsky.social is in my top 5 game designer list, @thebadspot.bsky.social is a top 3 Podcast (all podcasts, not just AP).

Today is an exciting day for this rpg fanboy, I’m going for a long drive.
For all you audio only folks, our Public Access run has just hit the podcast feed. Feels like prescient timing.

@jessjewell.bsky.social @masquewren.bsky.social @jasoncordova.bsky.social @fkth.bsky.social @michellicopter.bsky.social
February 11, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Last night I dreamt i was as riding on Zok (the laser dragon from Herculoids). When I woke up, I remembered that Herculoids actually existed and was my very favorite cartoon. I had to google to see if it was even real, or a product of my addled imagination.
February 10, 2026 at 3:45 PM
My new rpg is classless. By which I mean, it totally has classes, but they‘re called something else. Also, it‘s not at all stylish or excellent. So it’s classless in multiple ways. Suck it, nerds.
February 7, 2026 at 11:08 PM
February 2, 2026 at 10:58 PM
A rare and special treat: I got to play Liminal Horror #trrpg with the guy what wrote it, @goblinarchives.itch.io at my very most favorite game store/record shop/vegan punk rock bar, Dark Future. Basically, a perfect day.
February 2, 2026 at 1:48 AM
I really wish we could fast-forward to the part where everyone vehemently denies having ever supported or voted for him.
January 26, 2026 at 6:49 PM
January 24, 2026 at 5:40 PM
January 24, 2026 at 4:34 PM
I received the redux/reissue of TMNT & Other Strangeness #rpg book as a holiday gift. It’s still a horribly designed game, full of typos and contradictory rules.

And I love it. I’ve filled up two notebooks with new character builds. Nostalgia overload. Might even try to play it. Maybe.
January 14, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Gonna let my player build a cleric pc and then kill all the gods. Cool mace, you fucking dweeb.

#dnd #notdnd #iamtheworstgm
January 14, 2026 at 4:41 PM
This is the coolest thing of the day. You know what, fuck it, I’m using an exclamation point for this. This is the coolest thing of the day!
My new "adventure" Dungeon of Sparks is out now! It's fully illustrated but needs you, the reader to become the author. I'm calling it a "disjointed collaboration". When you finish writing it, you can use the art in it to publish an adventure. Enjoy! better-legends.itch.io/dungeon-of-s...
January 14, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Couldn’t we just have the soccer dudes give him another bigboy medal, but in the shape of Greenland?
January 14, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I can’t pinpoint the exact moment in time when this changed, but I used to be upset when #dnd #5e got canceled. Now, I feel relieved. I can play (or just read) a good #ttrpg instead.
January 11, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Played 2nd session of #daggerheart #rpg last night. It’s starting to come together for me, system-wise. Still seems very fiddly, but that’s the gimmick I guess. Loving the mechanical benefits of teamwork.

I’m still pondering the inherent player vs GM dynamic. I need to run it myself, I think.
January 10, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Stop calling them Nazis. They are doing Nazi shit, but they are US REPUBLICANS. Stop calling them Fascists. They are doing Fascist shit, but they are US REPUBLICANS.

That’s who is killing innocent Americans. That’s who is shielding pedophile rapists from consequences. That’s who.

REPUBLICANS.
January 9, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Head Like a Hole -nin

‘89, it counts.
January 7, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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October 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 2:11 PM