Commissioner James Gordon Shumway
@msfnc.bsky.social
Protect trans kids.
Public Access is super fun to play. It’s the game I wouldn’t shut up about, so much so that my genius daughter made me this shirt:
December 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Public Access is super fun to play. It’s the game I wouldn’t shut up about, so much so that my genius daughter made me this shirt:
Reposted by Commissioner James Gordon Shumway
Getting the house ready for Krampusnach.
December 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Getting the house ready for Krampusnach.
Reposted by Commissioner James Gordon Shumway
I would not play the Harry Potter game if it was free. I wouldn’t play the Harry Potter game if you paid me.
Fuck Harry Potter
Fuck Harry Potter
December 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I would not play the Harry Potter game if it was free. I wouldn’t play the Harry Potter game if you paid me.
Fuck Harry Potter
Fuck Harry Potter
Reposted by Commissioner James Gordon Shumway
One of my favorite artists and people, Skullboy, is making an illustrated book of Demons as part of OSE Month. Follow it on Backerkit!
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www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
Get Ready for Skullboy's Illustrated Guide to Demons
From Better Legends - Get Ready for Skullboy's Illustrated Guide to Demons
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December 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
One of my favorite artists and people, Skullboy, is making an illustrated book of Demons as part of OSE Month. Follow it on Backerkit!
www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
In media res. It’s where you start a story when the character is almost halfway through eating an average hamburger.
This joke took three different languages to write, and it still ain’t that funny.
This joke took three different languages to write, and it still ain’t that funny.
December 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
In media res. It’s where you start a story when the character is almost halfway through eating an average hamburger.
This joke took three different languages to write, and it still ain’t that funny.
This joke took three different languages to write, and it still ain’t that funny.
Ack-shually, if it’s not from the Trebuchet region, it’s just a sparking catapult.
December 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Ack-shually, if it’s not from the Trebuchet region, it’s just a sparking catapult.
How did Peacemaker not get gotdam Emmy? Penguin is great, but Peacemaker is ART, fr.
December 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
How did Peacemaker not get gotdam Emmy? Penguin is great, but Peacemaker is ART, fr.
preparing myself for 2026:
December 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
preparing myself for 2026:
sometimes, wordle really gets me.
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December 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
sometimes, wordle really gets me.
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Thinking about finding a part-time office job for the sole purpose of abusing printer privileges. so, so many pdfs...
December 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Thinking about finding a part-time office job for the sole purpose of abusing printer privileges. so, so many pdfs...
Magic Item:
Ambu-Lance
Lance +2, requires attunement by a cleric or paladin
On a successful attack roll, the welder may choose to do negative damage (magical healing) to the target. The wielder may then move the target to a safe place within close range.
Ambu-Lance
Lance +2, requires attunement by a cleric or paladin
On a successful attack roll, the welder may choose to do negative damage (magical healing) to the target. The wielder may then move the target to a safe place within close range.
December 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Magic Item:
Ambu-Lance
Lance +2, requires attunement by a cleric or paladin
On a successful attack roll, the welder may choose to do negative damage (magical healing) to the target. The wielder may then move the target to a safe place within close range.
Ambu-Lance
Lance +2, requires attunement by a cleric or paladin
On a successful attack roll, the welder may choose to do negative damage (magical healing) to the target. The wielder may then move the target to a safe place within close range.
#rpg #solorpg pitch:
Breaking Bud
A golden retriever with dog cancer decides to raise money for veterinary treatment by cooking and distributing meth.
You always succeed at doing dog stuff. Drug dealer stuff is dangerous.
you’re finishing up a fresh batch as lab door is kicked in. Who are they?
Breaking Bud
A golden retriever with dog cancer decides to raise money for veterinary treatment by cooking and distributing meth.
You always succeed at doing dog stuff. Drug dealer stuff is dangerous.
you’re finishing up a fresh batch as lab door is kicked in. Who are they?
December 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I counted up all the #ttrpg systems on my shelf that I’ve never actually played. There‘s a lot.
So I’m gonna need everybody to STOP MAKING RAD RPGS immediately. Just long enough for me to catch up. so like, a year? Maybe two? Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Also, looking for players…
So I’m gonna need everybody to STOP MAKING RAD RPGS immediately. Just long enough for me to catch up. so like, a year? Maybe two? Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Also, looking for players…
December 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I counted up all the #ttrpg systems on my shelf that I’ve never actually played. There‘s a lot.
So I’m gonna need everybody to STOP MAKING RAD RPGS immediately. Just long enough for me to catch up. so like, a year? Maybe two? Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Also, looking for players…
So I’m gonna need everybody to STOP MAKING RAD RPGS immediately. Just long enough for me to catch up. so like, a year? Maybe two? Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Also, looking for players…
enlightened old school player?
Progressive grognard?
wokenard?
wokenard.
Progressive grognard?
wokenard?
wokenard.
December 4, 2025 at 6:01 AM
enlightened old school player?
Progressive grognard?
wokenard?
wokenard.
Progressive grognard?
wokenard?
wokenard.
I remember the good ol’ days when the right would carefully construct plausible lies to convince people of a larger, cohesive false narrative.
Now it’s just a constant stream of shit to convince people that objective truth/reality is unknowable.
Now it’s just a constant stream of shit to convince people that objective truth/reality is unknowable.
December 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I remember the good ol’ days when the right would carefully construct plausible lies to convince people of a larger, cohesive false narrative.
Now it’s just a constant stream of shit to convince people that objective truth/reality is unknowable.
Now it’s just a constant stream of shit to convince people that objective truth/reality is unknowable.
that‘s some bullshit, Wordle.
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December 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
that‘s some bullshit, Wordle.
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Hey! You! #rpg player!
It’s more interesting for everyone if we don’t know your PC’s entire backstory before the action even starts. Keep it secret. Or don’t even decide yet. You know how in movies and books, we only learn about characters’ abilities and past as the story advances? Do it that way.
It’s more interesting for everyone if we don’t know your PC’s entire backstory before the action even starts. Keep it secret. Or don’t even decide yet. You know how in movies and books, we only learn about characters’ abilities and past as the story advances? Do it that way.
December 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Hey! You! #rpg player!
It’s more interesting for everyone if we don’t know your PC’s entire backstory before the action even starts. Keep it secret. Or don’t even decide yet. You know how in movies and books, we only learn about characters’ abilities and past as the story advances? Do it that way.
It’s more interesting for everyone if we don’t know your PC’s entire backstory before the action even starts. Keep it secret. Or don’t even decide yet. You know how in movies and books, we only learn about characters’ abilities and past as the story advances? Do it that way.
I have spent some time with this game, and I hereby declare it to be Fun.
I also have to say, this system is elegant, even beautiful, from a mathematical perspective. Every time I play it I find myself delighted at how the numbers work. Chef‘s kiss all around.
I also have to say, this system is elegant, even beautiful, from a mathematical perspective. Every time I play it I find myself delighted at how the numbers work. Chef‘s kiss all around.
My latest TTRPG is 50% off today, go get it and go crawl through the insides of a space faring leviathan to pump up the fuel needed for FTL travel and maybe (not) pay off your debt to a mega corp.
Great for one shot or group play and includes tons of solo rules and procedures.
Great for one shot or group play and includes tons of solo rules and procedures.
Alright, it's time...
This is Voidlight: A rules-bright sci-fi horror dungeon crawl where your only safety is a beam of light that shrinks every ten minutes.
Light on rules, bound to the dark.
100 playtesters battle tested this game and it's finally available!
farirpgs.itch.io/voidlight
This is Voidlight: A rules-bright sci-fi horror dungeon crawl where your only safety is a beam of light that shrinks every ten minutes.
Light on rules, bound to the dark.
100 playtesters battle tested this game and it's finally available!
farirpgs.itch.io/voidlight
December 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I have spent some time with this game, and I hereby declare it to be Fun.
I also have to say, this system is elegant, even beautiful, from a mathematical perspective. Every time I play it I find myself delighted at how the numbers work. Chef‘s kiss all around.
I also have to say, this system is elegant, even beautiful, from a mathematical perspective. Every time I play it I find myself delighted at how the numbers work. Chef‘s kiss all around.
I don’t post much, but I’m curious about @profanity.accountant
December 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I don’t post much, but I’m curious about @profanity.accountant
WHPA is PWYW on DTRPG OMG WTF LOL BRB
Today and tomorrow, the WHPA zine is PWYW on DriveThru! Send it to a friend! Save your money for a nice Saturday slice!
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www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/4...
Weird Heroes of Public Access - Get Haunted Industries | DriveThruRPG
Something is amiss in Fairhaven. The mysterious station manager of WHPA-TV13, Fairhaven's public access television station, has curated a cast of show hosts who will use their niche powers to save the...
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November 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
WHPA is PWYW on DTRPG OMG WTF LOL BRB
November 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I don’t get it. They claim to hate trans people, but they keep playing Xmas songs from that one Siberian Orchestra. Maybe it’s ok if you’re Russian?
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I don’t get it. They claim to hate trans people, but they keep playing Xmas songs from that one Siberian Orchestra. Maybe it’s ok if you’re Russian?