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mstewartsloan @mstewartsloan.bsky.social · 1d

Bring back iPhone cases with the built in pop socket. Why can’t I find one for the iPhone 17?

mstewartsloan @mstewartsloan.bsky.social · 2d

And give Antonia Gorga her own show. She has the perfect combo of Jersey sass from Melissa and Joe. #wifeswap #rhonj

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mstewartsloan @mstewartsloan.bsky.social · 2d

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mstewartsloan @mstewartsloan.bsky.social · 2d

My favorite thing about #WifeSwap The Real Housewives Edition is how royally pissed off all the teenagers are in every episode. First Elektra and now the Gorga boys. I’m dying. #rhonj

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mstewartsloan @mstewartsloan.bsky.social · 3d

Hey ChatGPT, fix my life.

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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 5d

To make a thief, make an owner; to create crime, create laws.

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mstewartsloan @mstewartsloan.bsky.social · 6d

Super annoyed that Apple is forcing me to use 4 different types of charging cords for my devices. I don’t love that I’m inadvertently financing tacky narcissist ballrooms with my patronage either. Time to rethink how I vote with my dollar.

mstewartsloan @mstewartsloan.bsky.social · 7d

Moody, dark and scary period dramas for Halloween movie times:

Nosferatu
Jane Eyre
Sinners
The Witch
Sweeney Todd
The Others
Last Night in SoHo
Sleepy Hollow
Emily
Crimson Peak
Interview With The Vampire

What am I forgetting?

mstewartsloan @mstewartsloan.bsky.social · 7d

Watching CMT music videos this morning and every “country” man has a full set of white veneers, gelled hair, Botox and self-tanner. Lol, so rugged and real America. Can we please make naturally weathered skin great again?

mstewartsloan @mstewartsloan.bsky.social · 8d

I meant to say game, but fame works too.

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mstewartsloan @mstewartsloan.bsky.social · 8d

Exactly

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mstewartsloan @mstewartsloan.bsky.social · 8d

Look, Tamara started the whole Gretchen problem back in the day with bass lake and naked wasted, but Gretchen is playing the long revenge fame by simply driving Tamara crazy with her existence. #rhoc

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mstewartsloan @mstewartsloan.bsky.social · 8d

I’m so sorry. Women need better cancer research and care. She doesn’t deserve this.

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mstewartsloan @mstewartsloan.bsky.social · 9d

This

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mstewartsloan @mstewartsloan.bsky.social · 9d

Ok, I’ve always loved #WifeSwap and Angie is one of my favorite housewives so Real Housewife Swap is a win in my book. I’m actually crying watching this sweetness. #rhoslc

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mstewartsloan @mstewartsloan.bsky.social · 10d

Haha. He has her number while she’s still clearly in narcissistic delusion.

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mstewartsloan @mstewartsloan.bsky.social · 10d

Ooooh I think John is o-v-e-r Lisa Barlow. Yikes. #rhoslc

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mstewartsloan @mstewartsloan.bsky.social · 10d

Try us

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mstewartsloan @mstewartsloan.bsky.social · 12d

Reading Diane Keaton’s memoir, Then Again. 😭😭😭 #booksky

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mstewartsloan @mstewartsloan.bsky.social · 14d

Chicago has such a pretty skyline. We ❤️.

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mstewartsloan @mstewartsloan.bsky.social · 14d

All these celebrities who are cutting excess skin from their eyelids need to stop. Y’all look crazy, not younger.

mstewartsloan @mstewartsloan.bsky.social · 16d

I paid $15 for a jar of peanut butter this week.

mstewartsloan @mstewartsloan.bsky.social · 18d

#belowdeckmed is a 💩 show this season. Watch #TheWomaninCabin10 on Netflix instead. The adaptation is better than the book. #booksky

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mstewartsloan @mstewartsloan.bsky.social · 18d

I hate it. Captain Sandy always gets the most incompetent, irritating crew.

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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 19d

"In the end, Keaton became the rare female star whose name could reliably open a movie — not just when she was young, but well into her 60s. Women of her generation were arguably as loyal to her as men of Clint Eastwood’s." www.vulture.com/article/the-...

The Unfading Beauty of Diane Keaton

For over five decades, cinema bent itself around her profoundly original image. It had no choice.

www.vulture.com

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