As a long time sober guy, I love seltzer with a splash of bitters.

The "Did Jimmy Carter Die Today" bot author used the wrong timezone and declared he wasn't dead today at 6AM lmao

Sorry no one is following you on the website for nazis anymore.

Its Deadcember and I'm deadlifting a pyramid every single day this month. Its day 2 and I can already feel me central nervous system shutting down.

I love the resistance band discourse here on #resistancebandsky

Allow me to share a resistance band exercise that changed my life and essentially cured my quadriceps and patella tendinitis.

youtube.com/shorts/ROST2...

I was talking to burpees, Lisa. They told me they don't like you either. Sorry you're both on such bad terms.

I'm also "Team Earthtones At The Gym"

Folks, there are snacks INSIDE the breakout rooms at #msignite

This is a huge innovations for breakout sessions.

Folks. I've said it before and I'll say it again. Chicago deep dish pizza isn't pizza. It's a different thing and it doesn't count.

It's a fine alternative to lasagna or something in the casserole family. But its not pizza, sorry.

#msignite

🦋 Introducing bluesky.ms 👏 = A crowdsourced database of anyone and everyone in the Microsoft community on Bluesky.

👉 Add yourself and anyone you know today 👈

🫂 All are welcome.

This is my v1, I'll add options to directly follow from the site itself but first 👇

LET'S FILL IT UP! 🙏

A selfless sacrifice 🫡

Better pack a Threagun next time.

I dropped a 45lb plate on my foot at the gym this morning. It landed on my instep and I have to walk like 100 miles at #msignite next week so this is going to rock.

❌NO sprinkles ❌

I will be at #msIgnite next weel. I haven't been since 2018 and I'm really excited 😊