"smile 4 u"...
The only people who love snow are the people who never have to shovel snow.
The only people who love snow are the people who never have to shovel snow.
February 6, 2026 at 1:52 PM
"smile 4 u"...
The only people who love snow are the people who never have to shovel snow.
The only people who love snow are the people who never have to shovel snow.
"smile 4 u"...
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then hung up. I'm getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then hung up. I'm getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
February 6, 2026 at 1:51 PM
"smile 4 u"...
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then hung up. I'm getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then hung up. I'm getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
"smile 4 u"...
When a car with a loud exhaust drove by me in my teens, that's awesome.
When a car with a loud exhaust drives by me today, that's annoying.
When a car with a loud exhaust drove by me in my teens, that's awesome.
When a car with a loud exhaust drives by me today, that's annoying.
February 6, 2026 at 1:48 PM
"smile 4 u"...
When a car with a loud exhaust drove by me in my teens, that's awesome.
When a car with a loud exhaust drives by me today, that's annoying.
When a car with a loud exhaust drove by me in my teens, that's awesome.
When a car with a loud exhaust drives by me today, that's annoying.
"smile 4 u"...
My Apple watch tells me to stand. I don’t want to stand. You stand.
My Apple watch tells me to stand. I don’t want to stand. You stand.
February 5, 2026 at 2:21 PM
"smile 4 u"...
My Apple watch tells me to stand. I don’t want to stand. You stand.
My Apple watch tells me to stand. I don’t want to stand. You stand.
"smile 4 u"...
People who eat gas station food are the bravest people I know.
People who eat gas station food are the bravest people I know.
February 5, 2026 at 2:17 PM
"smile 4 u"...
People who eat gas station food are the bravest people I know.
People who eat gas station food are the bravest people I know.
"smile 4 u"...
A guy posts and ad on a dating web site: Looking for a good woman to share my life. Must be good-looking, have family values, faithful, love animals, have a boat. Send picture of the boat.
A guy posts and ad on a dating web site: Looking for a good woman to share my life. Must be good-looking, have family values, faithful, love animals, have a boat. Send picture of the boat.
February 4, 2026 at 2:13 PM
"smile 4 u"...
A guy posts and ad on a dating web site: Looking for a good woman to share my life. Must be good-looking, have family values, faithful, love animals, have a boat. Send picture of the boat.
A guy posts and ad on a dating web site: Looking for a good woman to share my life. Must be good-looking, have family values, faithful, love animals, have a boat. Send picture of the boat.
"smile 4 u"...
You don’t realize how much you need Weight Watchers until you sit on the floor and then try to get back up.
You don’t realize how much you need Weight Watchers until you sit on the floor and then try to get back up.
February 4, 2026 at 2:09 PM
"smile 4 u"...
You don’t realize how much you need Weight Watchers until you sit on the floor and then try to get back up.
You don’t realize how much you need Weight Watchers until you sit on the floor and then try to get back up.
"smile 4 u"...
I've watched every Rocky movie and didn’t see even a single flying squirrel.
I've watched every Rocky movie and didn’t see even a single flying squirrel.
February 4, 2026 at 2:05 PM
"smile 4 u"...
I've watched every Rocky movie and didn’t see even a single flying squirrel.
I've watched every Rocky movie and didn’t see even a single flying squirrel.
"smile 4 u"...
Brain cells, skin cells, hair cells all die but fat cells seem to have eternal life and live forever.
Brain cells, skin cells, hair cells all die but fat cells seem to have eternal life and live forever.
February 4, 2026 at 2:02 PM
"smile 4 u"...
Brain cells, skin cells, hair cells all die but fat cells seem to have eternal life and live forever.
Brain cells, skin cells, hair cells all die but fat cells seem to have eternal life and live forever.
"smile 4 u"...
Who else is tired of being part of a major historical event?
Who else is tired of being part of a major historical event?
February 3, 2026 at 1:49 PM
"smile 4 u"...
Who else is tired of being part of a major historical event?
Who else is tired of being part of a major historical event?
"smile 4 u"...
I just saw a chicken toting a Chanel bag so I’m starting to question these grocery prices.
I just saw a chicken toting a Chanel bag so I’m starting to question these grocery prices.
February 3, 2026 at 1:47 PM
"smile 4 u"...
I just saw a chicken toting a Chanel bag so I’m starting to question these grocery prices.
I just saw a chicken toting a Chanel bag so I’m starting to question these grocery prices.
"smile 4 u"...
Where does Punxsutawney Phil see his doctor?
At the hog-spital.
Where does Punxsutawney Phil see his doctor?
At the hog-spital.
February 3, 2026 at 1:45 PM
"smile 4 u"...
Where does Punxsutawney Phil see his doctor?
At the hog-spital.
Where does Punxsutawney Phil see his doctor?
At the hog-spital.
"smile 4 u"...
In case you have a "Taco Emergency" call 9-Juan-Juan.
In case you have a "Taco Emergency" call 9-Juan-Juan.
February 3, 2026 at 1:39 PM
"smile 4 u"...
In case you have a "Taco Emergency" call 9-Juan-Juan.
In case you have a "Taco Emergency" call 9-Juan-Juan.
"smile 4 u"...
My wife has everything in her purse. I needed tissues, a hammer, a hard boiled egg and a deck of Canasta cards.
My wife has everything in her purse. I needed tissues, a hammer, a hard boiled egg and a deck of Canasta cards.
February 1, 2026 at 12:11 PM
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My wife has everything in her purse. I needed tissues, a hammer, a hard boiled egg and a deck of Canasta cards.
My wife has everything in her purse. I needed tissues, a hammer, a hard boiled egg and a deck of Canasta cards.
"smile 4 u"...
KY Jelly. How come no one ever thought of making
KY Peanut Butter?
KY Jelly. How come no one ever thought of making
KY Peanut Butter?
February 1, 2026 at 12:09 PM
"smile 4 u"...
KY Jelly. How come no one ever thought of making
KY Peanut Butter?
KY Jelly. How come no one ever thought of making
KY Peanut Butter?
"smile 4 u" on a Break...
Writer’s Block is the time to step away. On a break to refresh my brain. I'll be back but in the meantime,
"Live, Love and Laugh!"
Best,
Murray
Writer’s Block is the time to step away. On a break to refresh my brain. I'll be back but in the meantime,
"Live, Love and Laugh!"
Best,
Murray
January 31, 2026 at 11:43 PM
"smile 4 u" on a Break...
Writer’s Block is the time to step away. On a break to refresh my brain. I'll be back but in the meantime,
"Live, Love and Laugh!"
Best,
Murray
Writer’s Block is the time to step away. On a break to refresh my brain. I'll be back but in the meantime,
"Live, Love and Laugh!"
Best,
Murray
"smile 4 u"...
When was the last time you gave someone a "Noogie" or an "Indian Burn"?
When was the last time you gave someone a "Noogie" or an "Indian Burn"?
January 31, 2026 at 1:40 PM
"smile 4 u"...
When was the last time you gave someone a "Noogie" or an "Indian Burn"?
When was the last time you gave someone a "Noogie" or an "Indian Burn"?
"smile 4 u"...
Were those Capri Sun packages designed to teach kids how to do emergency tracheostomies?
Were those Capri Sun packages designed to teach kids how to do emergency tracheostomies?
January 31, 2026 at 1:37 PM
"smile 4 u"...
Were those Capri Sun packages designed to teach kids how to do emergency tracheostomies?
Were those Capri Sun packages designed to teach kids how to do emergency tracheostomies?
"smile 4 u"...
A kid's punishment used to be getting sent to their room. Now the punishment is to make them go play outside.
A kid's punishment used to be getting sent to their room. Now the punishment is to make them go play outside.
January 31, 2026 at 1:31 PM
"smile 4 u"...
A kid's punishment used to be getting sent to their room. Now the punishment is to make them go play outside.
A kid's punishment used to be getting sent to their room. Now the punishment is to make them go play outside.
"smile 4 u"...
I just fixed the toilet flapper myself and changed a light bulb. When do I get my own show on HGTV?
I just fixed the toilet flapper myself and changed a light bulb. When do I get my own show on HGTV?
January 30, 2026 at 1:08 PM
"smile 4 u"...
I just fixed the toilet flapper myself and changed a light bulb. When do I get my own show on HGTV?
I just fixed the toilet flapper myself and changed a light bulb. When do I get my own show on HGTV?
"smile 4 u"...
Eventually reach the age when you have reading glasses in every room.
Eventually reach the age when you have reading glasses in every room.
January 29, 2026 at 2:53 PM
"smile 4 u"...
Eventually reach the age when you have reading glasses in every room.
Eventually reach the age when you have reading glasses in every room.
"smile 4 u"...
I don't know why but as you get older, you will find you are using your phone’s flashlight a lot.
I don't know why but as you get older, you will find you are using your phone’s flashlight a lot.
January 29, 2026 at 2:41 PM
"smile 4 u"...
I don't know why but as you get older, you will find you are using your phone’s flashlight a lot.
I don't know why but as you get older, you will find you are using your phone’s flashlight a lot.
"smile 4 u"...
Someone gave me 4 tickets to Melania. They must really hate me.
Someone gave me 4 tickets to Melania. They must really hate me.
January 29, 2026 at 1:10 AM
"smile 4 u"...
Someone gave me 4 tickets to Melania. They must really hate me.
Someone gave me 4 tickets to Melania. They must really hate me.
"smile 4 u"...
It was announced that Air Force One will replace its old refrigerators with new ones. The old ones will be placed on the White House's front lawn to attract NASCAR fans.
It was announced that Air Force One will replace its old refrigerators with new ones. The old ones will be placed on the White House's front lawn to attract NASCAR fans.
January 28, 2026 at 1:29 PM
"smile 4 u"...
It was announced that Air Force One will replace its old refrigerators with new ones. The old ones will be placed on the White House's front lawn to attract NASCAR fans.
It was announced that Air Force One will replace its old refrigerators with new ones. The old ones will be placed on the White House's front lawn to attract NASCAR fans.
"smile 4 u"...
When was the last time you saw a guy putting a comb in his back pocket? (Remember Cooties?)
When was the last time you saw a guy putting a comb in his back pocket? (Remember Cooties?)
January 28, 2026 at 1:22 PM
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When was the last time you saw a guy putting a comb in his back pocket? (Remember Cooties?)
When was the last time you saw a guy putting a comb in his back pocket? (Remember Cooties?)