"smile 4 u"...
Twisted mango, zesty blood orange, feisty cherry, ginger lime? Leave my Diet Coke alone. Who is with me?
Twisted mango, zesty blood orange, feisty cherry, ginger lime? Leave my Diet Coke alone. Who is with me?
January 11, 2026 at 2:01 PM
"smile 4 u"...
Twisted mango, zesty blood orange, feisty cherry, ginger lime? Leave my Diet Coke alone. Who is with me?
Twisted mango, zesty blood orange, feisty cherry, ginger lime? Leave my Diet Coke alone. Who is with me?
"smile 4 u"...
Have you ever watched a show you don't like because the remote fell on the floor and you don't want to bend to pick it up?
Have you ever watched a show you don't like because the remote fell on the floor and you don't want to bend to pick it up?
January 11, 2026 at 1:59 PM
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Have you ever watched a show you don't like because the remote fell on the floor and you don't want to bend to pick it up?
Have you ever watched a show you don't like because the remote fell on the floor and you don't want to bend to pick it up?
"smile 4 u"...
In my glove compartment, I have ibuprofen, McDonald's napkins, hand sanitizer and face masks. When I was younger, I had condoms and cologne.
In my glove compartment, I have ibuprofen, McDonald's napkins, hand sanitizer and face masks. When I was younger, I had condoms and cologne.
January 11, 2026 at 1:57 PM
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In my glove compartment, I have ibuprofen, McDonald's napkins, hand sanitizer and face masks. When I was younger, I had condoms and cologne.
In my glove compartment, I have ibuprofen, McDonald's napkins, hand sanitizer and face masks. When I was younger, I had condoms and cologne.
"smile 4 u"...
How many times have you asked for a take-home container (a box) and forgotten to bring it home?
How many times have you asked for a take-home container (a box) and forgotten to bring it home?
January 11, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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How many times have you asked for a take-home container (a box) and forgotten to bring it home?
How many times have you asked for a take-home container (a box) and forgotten to bring it home?
Shout out to The Handmaid's Tale:
Don't be a Serena...Be a June
Don't be a Serena...Be a June
January 10, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Shout out to The Handmaid's Tale:
Don't be a Serena...Be a June
Don't be a Serena...Be a June
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That's a bus. That's not a bus. That's a bus. I'm sure that's a bus.
(Me trying to prove to captcha I'm not a robot)
That's a bus. That's not a bus. That's a bus. I'm sure that's a bus.
(Me trying to prove to captcha I'm not a robot)
January 10, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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That's a bus. That's not a bus. That's a bus. I'm sure that's a bus.
(Me trying to prove to captcha I'm not a robot)
That's a bus. That's not a bus. That's a bus. I'm sure that's a bus.
(Me trying to prove to captcha I'm not a robot)
"smile 4 u"...
What's the wifi password?
You need to buy a drink first.
Okay, I'll have a coke.
Is Pepsi okay?
Sure. How much is that?
$3.00
So what's the wifi password?
You need to buy a drink first... No spaces, all lowercase.
What's the wifi password?
You need to buy a drink first.
Okay, I'll have a coke.
Is Pepsi okay?
Sure. How much is that?
$3.00
So what's the wifi password?
You need to buy a drink first... No spaces, all lowercase.
January 10, 2026 at 1:54 PM
"smile 4 u"...
What's the wifi password?
You need to buy a drink first.
Okay, I'll have a coke.
Is Pepsi okay?
Sure. How much is that?
$3.00
So what's the wifi password?
You need to buy a drink first... No spaces, all lowercase.
What's the wifi password?
You need to buy a drink first.
Okay, I'll have a coke.
Is Pepsi okay?
Sure. How much is that?
$3.00
So what's the wifi password?
You need to buy a drink first... No spaces, all lowercase.
"smile 4 u"...
The most fun we had in our day with a substitute teacher was composing fake names for attendance.
Mickey Mouse, Ima Nutt, Bob Wire, etc. and the classic Dick Hertz. Which would lead to the roll call and no one answering...then if we were lucky, "Okay, who's Dick Hertz?"
The most fun we had in our day with a substitute teacher was composing fake names for attendance.
Mickey Mouse, Ima Nutt, Bob Wire, etc. and the classic Dick Hertz. Which would lead to the roll call and no one answering...then if we were lucky, "Okay, who's Dick Hertz?"
January 9, 2026 at 12:51 PM
"smile 4 u"...
The most fun we had in our day with a substitute teacher was composing fake names for attendance.
Mickey Mouse, Ima Nutt, Bob Wire, etc. and the classic Dick Hertz. Which would lead to the roll call and no one answering...then if we were lucky, "Okay, who's Dick Hertz?"
The most fun we had in our day with a substitute teacher was composing fake names for attendance.
Mickey Mouse, Ima Nutt, Bob Wire, etc. and the classic Dick Hertz. Which would lead to the roll call and no one answering...then if we were lucky, "Okay, who's Dick Hertz?"
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Why would anyone name their grocery store,
"PIGGLY WIGGLY?" Help me out with this.
Why would anyone name their grocery store,
"PIGGLY WIGGLY?" Help me out with this.
January 8, 2026 at 1:23 PM
"smile 4 u"...
Why would anyone name their grocery store,
"PIGGLY WIGGLY?" Help me out with this.
Why would anyone name their grocery store,
"PIGGLY WIGGLY?" Help me out with this.
"smile 4 u"...
I took my son to an old age home. He saw a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass.
He said, "Dad, the tooth fairy will never believe this!"
I took my son to an old age home. He saw a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass.
He said, "Dad, the tooth fairy will never believe this!"
January 8, 2026 at 1:22 PM
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I took my son to an old age home. He saw a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass.
He said, "Dad, the tooth fairy will never believe this!"
I took my son to an old age home. He saw a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass.
He said, "Dad, the tooth fairy will never believe this!"
"smile 4 u"...
I don't worry about spelling because I have autocorrect and for that I am eternally grapefruit.
I don't worry about spelling because I have autocorrect and for that I am eternally grapefruit.
January 8, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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I don't worry about spelling because I have autocorrect and for that I am eternally grapefruit.
I don't worry about spelling because I have autocorrect and for that I am eternally grapefruit.
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I asked a friend a question and he replied, "6-7".
I said, "That's so 2025."
I asked a friend a question and he replied, "6-7".
I said, "That's so 2025."
January 7, 2026 at 12:21 PM
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I asked a friend a question and he replied, "6-7".
I said, "That's so 2025."
I asked a friend a question and he replied, "6-7".
I said, "That's so 2025."
"smile 4 u"...
The next Star Wars movie will introduce Darth Vader’s annoying brother, Aggra Vader.
The next Star Wars movie will introduce Darth Vader’s annoying brother, Aggra Vader.
January 6, 2026 at 11:58 AM
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The next Star Wars movie will introduce Darth Vader’s annoying brother, Aggra Vader.
The next Star Wars movie will introduce Darth Vader’s annoying brother, Aggra Vader.
"smile 4 u"...
Walmart is opening Dental Offices in their stores. There will be an Express Lane for people that have 12 teeth or less.
Walmart is opening Dental Offices in their stores. There will be an Express Lane for people that have 12 teeth or less.
January 6, 2026 at 11:53 AM
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Walmart is opening Dental Offices in their stores. There will be an Express Lane for people that have 12 teeth or less.
Walmart is opening Dental Offices in their stores. There will be an Express Lane for people that have 12 teeth or less.
"smile 4 u"...
One day you are young and free and then the next day you have a favorite fry pan.
One day you are young and free and then the next day you have a favorite fry pan.
January 5, 2026 at 3:09 PM
"smile 4 u"...
One day you are young and free and then the next day you have a favorite fry pan.
One day you are young and free and then the next day you have a favorite fry pan.
"smile 4 u"...
I haven't exercised in so long that my Fitbit just sent me a Friend Request.
I haven't exercised in so long that my Fitbit just sent me a Friend Request.
January 5, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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I haven't exercised in so long that my Fitbit just sent me a Friend Request.
I haven't exercised in so long that my Fitbit just sent me a Friend Request.
"smile 4 u"...
Is the date on the milk the cow’s birthday?
Is the date on the milk the cow’s birthday?
January 5, 2026 at 12:56 PM
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Is the date on the milk the cow’s birthday?
Is the date on the milk the cow’s birthday?
"smile 4 u"...
Does anyone else reload the dishwasher after someone else has loaded it? Am I the only one?
Does anyone else reload the dishwasher after someone else has loaded it? Am I the only one?
January 4, 2026 at 1:40 PM
"smile 4 u"...
Does anyone else reload the dishwasher after someone else has loaded it? Am I the only one?
Does anyone else reload the dishwasher after someone else has loaded it? Am I the only one?
"smile 4 u"...
The size of your coffee mug should be directionally proportional to the day you anticipate having.
The size of your coffee mug should be directionally proportional to the day you anticipate having.
January 4, 2026 at 12:54 PM
"smile 4 u"...
The size of your coffee mug should be directionally proportional to the day you anticipate having.
The size of your coffee mug should be directionally proportional to the day you anticipate having.
"smile 4 u",...
I just read that you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden. How am I supposed to know if it’s raining in Sweden?
I just read that you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden. How am I supposed to know if it’s raining in Sweden?
January 3, 2026 at 1:26 PM
"smile 4 u",...
I just read that you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden. How am I supposed to know if it’s raining in Sweden?
I just read that you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden. How am I supposed to know if it’s raining in Sweden?
"smile 4 u"...
Were Brussels sprouts invented by big cabbage to sell the little cabbages?
Were Brussels sprouts invented by big cabbage to sell the little cabbages?
January 3, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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Were Brussels sprouts invented by big cabbage to sell the little cabbages?
Were Brussels sprouts invented by big cabbage to sell the little cabbages?
"smile 4 u"...
My wife said, "Remember not to fall. I put my phone in your pocket".
My wife said, "Remember not to fall. I put my phone in your pocket".
January 2, 2026 at 1:03 PM
"smile 4 u"...
My wife said, "Remember not to fall. I put my phone in your pocket".
My wife said, "Remember not to fall. I put my phone in your pocket".
"smile 4 u"...
Can you watch Fantastic 4 if you haven’t seen Fantastic 1-3?
Can you watch Fantastic 4 if you haven’t seen Fantastic 1-3?
January 2, 2026 at 1:02 PM
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Can you watch Fantastic 4 if you haven’t seen Fantastic 1-3?
Can you watch Fantastic 4 if you haven’t seen Fantastic 1-3?
Guess who was at our New Year’s Party? Laurie Hernandez, Olympic Gold Medal winner and Dancing With the Stars winner.
January 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Guess who was at our New Year’s Party? Laurie Hernandez, Olympic Gold Medal winner and Dancing With the Stars winner.
"smile 4 u"
I am sorry for my "smile 4 u" jokes I did throughout the year. I hope you will give me another chance to do it in 2026.
I am sorry for my "smile 4 u" jokes I did throughout the year. I hope you will give me another chance to do it in 2026.
December 31, 2025 at 1:09 PM
"smile 4 u"
I am sorry for my "smile 4 u" jokes I did throughout the year. I hope you will give me another chance to do it in 2026.
I am sorry for my "smile 4 u" jokes I did throughout the year. I hope you will give me another chance to do it in 2026.