─╌ 𝓜𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐍 𝓜𝐀𝐍 .ᐟ
@mutashifting.bsky.social
𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇 𝐌𝐘 𝗙𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗦
𝐒𝐀𝐘 𝐈'𝐌 𝑳𝑶𝑻𝑺 𝐎𝐅 𝙇𝘼𝙐𝙂𝙃𝙎
𝐀𝐓 𝐀 𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑻𝒀 ── .ᐟ
( 1987 - based ! )
WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.
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i ... can't say i've ever met someone who WANTS to be a mutant .... 😦
Come here 👹
um ── what are you doing . 😦
December 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
i ... can't say i've ever met someone who WANTS to be a mutant .... 😦
um ── what are you doing . 😦
Oh.
. . .
[ REACHING OUT TOWARD HIM 💀 ]
. . .
[ REACHING OUT TOWARD HIM 💀 ]
you see, um, i have two abilities ── and, uh, skipping over the first one to make it quick ... the second is, if someone touches me, they will ... w - well, become a mutant .ᐟ 💧
December 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
um ── what are you doing . 😦
you see, um, i have two abilities ── and, uh, skipping over the first one to make it quick ... the second is, if someone touches me, they will ... w - well, become a mutant .ᐟ 💧
Why not ? ☹️
[ HE LOOKS ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED . 💀 ]
um ... i don't think that's such a great idea ──
um ... i don't think that's such a great idea ──
December 14, 2025 at 4:54 AM
you see, um, i have two abilities ── and, uh, skipping over the first one to make it quick ... the second is, if someone touches me, they will ... w - well, become a mutant .ᐟ 💧
Reposted by ─╌ 𝓜𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐍 𝓜𝐀𝐍 .ᐟ
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝓣𝐑𝐘 𝑵𝑶𝑻 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐀𝐍 𝗜𝗗𝗜𝗢𝗧 .
𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗧𝗪𝗢 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝑮𝑶𝑵𝑬,
𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄'𝐒 𝙉𝙊 𝙊𝙉𝙀 𝐋𝐄𝐅𝐓 𝐓𝐎
𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄
「 * 𝑵𝑬𝑼𝑻𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑶 𝑻𝑯𝑹𝑶𝑵𝑬 」 ...
ᅠ𝓣𝐑𝐘 𝑵𝑶𝑻 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐀𝐍 𝗜𝗗𝗜𝗢𝗧 .
𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗧𝗪𝗢 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝑮𝑶𝑵𝑬,
𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄'𝐒 𝙉𝙊 𝙊𝙉𝙀 𝐋𝐄𝐅𝐓 𝐓𝐎
𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄
「 * 𝑵𝑬𝑼𝑻𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑶 𝑻𝑯𝑹𝑶𝑵𝑬 」 ...
December 12, 2025 at 8:59 AM
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝓣𝐑𝐘 𝑵𝑶𝑻 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐀𝐍 𝗜𝗗𝗜𝗢𝗧 .
𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗧𝗪𝗢 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝑮𝑶𝑵𝑬,
𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄'𝐒 𝙉𝙊 𝙊𝙉𝙀 𝐋𝐄𝐅𝐓 𝐓𝐎
𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄
「 * 𝑵𝑬𝑼𝑻𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑶 𝑻𝑯𝑹𝑶𝑵𝑬 」 ...
ᅠ𝓣𝐑𝐘 𝑵𝑶𝑻 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐀𝐍 𝗜𝗗𝗜𝗢𝗧 .
𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗧𝗪𝗢 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝑮𝑶𝑵𝑬,
𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄'𝐒 𝙉𝙊 𝙊𝙉𝙀 𝐋𝐄𝐅𝐓 𝐓𝐎
𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄
「 * 𝑵𝑬𝑼𝑻𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑶 𝑻𝑯𝑹𝑶𝑵𝑬 」 ...
[ HE LOOKS ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED . 💀 ]
um ... i don't think that's such a great idea ──
um ... i don't think that's such a great idea ──
I don’t need medical attention, I just want a huUUGuh ☹️
oh no ... um, oh, i never learned how to help people medically ──
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December 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
[ HE LOOKS ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED . 💀 ]
um ... i don't think that's such a great idea ──
um ... i don't think that's such a great idea ──
oh no ... um, oh, i never learned how to help people medically ──
[ 💀 . ]
[ 💀 . ]
… NO ☹️
[ snIFFLING — 💀]
[ snIFFLING — 💀]
aH ──
are ... are you okay .ᐣ.ᐟ
are ... are you okay .ᐣ.ᐟ
December 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
oh no ... um, oh, i never learned how to help people medically ──
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aH ──
are ... are you okay .ᐣ.ᐟ
are ... are you okay .ᐣ.ᐟ
Yeah !!! 😄
OH— watch this !! 😦
[ Raven does a backflip, only to fail and fall on her face 💀. ]
OH— watch this !! 😦
[ Raven does a backflip, only to fail and fall on her face 💀. ]
you're sure .ᐣ 💧
... well, okay .
... well, okay .
December 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
aH ──
are ... are you okay .ᐣ.ᐟ
are ... are you okay .ᐣ.ᐟ
you're sure .ᐣ 💧
... well, okay .
... well, okay .
… On second thought, I don’t need the cookie. You can have it.
You seem like a nice guy, I don’t wanna take that from you.
To be honest, I’m just trying to bother people. 💧
You seem like a nice guy, I don’t wanna take that from you.
To be honest, I’m just trying to bother people. 💧
sure, if that makes you ... well ,feel better .ᐟ 💧
December 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
you're sure .ᐣ 💧
... well, okay .
... well, okay .
sure, if that makes you ... well ,feel better .ᐟ 💧
Yeah !!!
Do you wanna split it in half ? I’d feel bad taking all of it 💧
Do you wanna split it in half ? I’d feel bad taking all of it 💧
... um, let me see .
[ he pulls out a cookie . it's not half eaten or anything, but it's definitely seen better days considering how squished it is . 😭 ]
will this do .ᐣ 💧
[ he pulls out a cookie . it's not half eaten or anything, but it's definitely seen better days considering how squished it is . 😭 ]
will this do .ᐣ 💧
December 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
sure, if that makes you ... well ,feel better .ᐟ 💧
... um, let me see .
[ he pulls out a cookie . it's not half eaten or anything, but it's definitely seen better days considering how squished it is . 😭 ]
will this do .ᐣ 💧
[ he pulls out a cookie . it's not half eaten or anything, but it's definitely seen better days considering how squished it is . 😭 ]
will this do .ᐣ 💧
“Oh, sorry.”
She awkwardly stands there 😭.
“Do you have a snack?”
She awkwardly stands there 😭.
“Do you have a snack?”
it's okay ── but, um, i don't think you should be eating ... whatever material my arm is .
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December 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
... um, let me see .
[ he pulls out a cookie . it's not half eaten or anything, but it's definitely seen better days considering how squished it is . 😭 ]
will this do .ᐣ 💧
[ he pulls out a cookie . it's not half eaten or anything, but it's definitely seen better days considering how squished it is . 😭 ]
will this do .ᐣ 💧
it's okay ── but, um, i don't think you should be eating ... whatever material my arm is .
[ 💀 . ]
[ 💀 . ]
“Sorry… I’m really hungry.” 😔
ouchie ... ☹️
December 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
it's okay ── but, um, i don't think you should be eating ... whatever material my arm is .
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ouchie ... ☹️
Biting yhe reader
December 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
ouchie ... ☹️
yeah ... something something, unstable mutation ... i don't really get all the weird terms the two smart guys of that bunch throw around .
[ 😭 . ]
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❪ An awkward nod, eventually responding. ❫
❝ A very interesting power. I’ve never seen anything like it before. ❞
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❪ An awkward nod, eventually responding. ❫
❝ A very interesting power. I’ve never seen anything like it before. ❞
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... yeah, i know . really weird power, isn't it .ᐣ
but, um, it definitely helps me get a TON of free samples .ᐟ 💧
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but, um, it definitely helps me get a TON of free samples .ᐟ 💧
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December 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM
yeah ... something something, unstable mutation ... i don't really get all the weird terms the two smart guys of that bunch throw around .
[ 😭 . ]
[ 😭 . ]
... yeah, i know . really weird power, isn't it .ᐣ
but, um, it definitely helps me get a TON of free samples .ᐟ 💧
[ 💀 . ]
but, um, it definitely helps me get a TON of free samples .ᐟ 💧
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❪ Roz immediately stepped back once she saw the sudden transformations, startling her. The robot’s cyan optics widened as she gazed up and down, as if she was in disbelief also.
But…she did take in the appearances, etching it into her mind. Now she…she understood why they were after him.
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❪ Roz immediately stepped back once she saw the sudden transformations, startling her. The robot’s cyan optics widened as she gazed up and down, as if she was in disbelief also.
But…she did take in the appearances, etching it into her mind. Now she…she understood why they were after him.
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clenches his fist, seemingly focusing ── his body transforms to look exactly like bebop's, then to look exactly like rocksteady's, eventually returning to his normal form . ]
... yeah .ᐟ they look like that . 💧
clenches his fist, seemingly focusing ── his body transforms to look exactly like bebop's, then to look exactly like rocksteady's, eventually returning to his normal form . ]
... yeah .ᐟ they look like that . 💧
December 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
... yeah, i know . really weird power, isn't it .ᐣ
but, um, it definitely helps me get a TON of free samples .ᐟ 💧
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but, um, it definitely helps me get a TON of free samples .ᐟ 💧
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December 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
... that's the thing, i am seymour gutz . i'm saying you're a liar . 👺
Then who are you ?? 👺
yes, and i'm not seymour gutz . 😡
December 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
... that's the thing, i am seymour gutz . i'm saying you're a liar . 👺
yes, and i'm not seymour gutz . 😡
I’m not annoying 😡
... they probably know how annoying you are and just give it to you anyway . 😬
December 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
yes, and i'm not seymour gutz . 😡
... they probably know how annoying you are and just give it to you anyway . 😬
Oh yeah ? if it’s so good , then how come I was able to wear that disguise in several different ways and get free samples at that one store they’re giving them out at?
One per person my ASS. 👺
One per person my ASS. 👺
... all you had on was a mustache and top hat . that isn't very good . 👺
December 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
... they probably know how annoying you are and just give it to you anyway . 😬
... all you had on was a mustache and top hat . that isn't very good . 👺
You don’t understand how disguise work I’m literally John disguise, you fool. I’m simply the best to have ever done it in the history of disguises so I don’t understand how your tiny little mind cannot comprehend the greatness of my amazing, magnificent disguise. That’s what the M in my—
... um . i DO understand how disguises work, my whole thing is SHAPESHIFTING . 👺
and don't call me that, you are NOT going to eat me ── 💧
and don't call me that, you are NOT going to eat me ── 💧
December 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
... all you had on was a mustache and top hat . that isn't very good . 👺
... um . i DO understand how disguises work, my whole thing is SHAPESHIFTING . 👺
and don't call me that, you are NOT going to eat me ── 💧
and don't call me that, you are NOT going to eat me ── 💧
That’s the best disguise in the history of disguise as to have ever existed you simply do not understand how disguises Work you silly Billy meow meow. I’m going to eat you
My writer thought it would be really funny to use voice to text so it’s her fault if it doesn’t work out.
My writer thought it would be really funny to use voice to text so it’s her fault if it doesn’t work out.
um, i know .
[ 💀🙏 . ]
first of all, you can't trick ... well, someone's whose whole thing is disguises .ᐟ and second, that wasn't even, um, very convincing ... all you did was put on a mustache and a hat .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
[ 💀🙏 . ]
first of all, you can't trick ... well, someone's whose whole thing is disguises .ᐟ and second, that wasn't even, um, very convincing ... all you did was put on a mustache and a hat .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
December 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
... um . i DO understand how disguises work, my whole thing is SHAPESHIFTING . 👺
and don't call me that, you are NOT going to eat me ── 💧
and don't call me that, you are NOT going to eat me ── 💧
of course .ᐟ
um, the two weird ... mutants, that's the word i was looking for .ᐟ always come in like, a .... package .ᐟ a very ugly and smelly package .
[ 💀🙏 . ]
they look like human pig and human rhino things ... oh, maybe it's better if i show you .ᐟ
[ he
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um, the two weird ... mutants, that's the word i was looking for .ᐟ always come in like, a .... package .ᐟ a very ugly and smelly package .
[ 💀🙏 . ]
they look like human pig and human rhino things ... oh, maybe it's better if i show you .ᐟ
[ he
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❪ She nodded upon hearing his inquiry. While Roz doesn’t necessarily fight, she has really…unique ways of defending herself! ❫
❝ Feel free to tell me, I know I’ll need the information. ❞
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❪ She nodded upon hearing his inquiry. While Roz doesn’t necessarily fight, she has really…unique ways of defending herself! ❫
❝ Feel free to tell me, I know I’ll need the information. ❞
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yes, i would say that's exactly it .ᐟ
... oh, thank you, thank you .ᐟ.ᐟ
[ a moment of silence . ]
oh, how could i possibly help ... mm, hm ... ah .ᐟ would it help to know what they look like ── .ᐣ one of them is a VERY slippery liar, but he almost always looks the same ... 💧
... oh, thank you, thank you .ᐟ.ᐟ
[ a moment of silence . ]
oh, how could i possibly help ... mm, hm ... ah .ᐟ would it help to know what they look like ── .ᐣ one of them is a VERY slippery liar, but he almost always looks the same ... 💧
December 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
of course .ᐟ
um, the two weird ... mutants, that's the word i was looking for .ᐟ always come in like, a .... package .ᐟ a very ugly and smelly package .
[ 💀🙏 . ]
they look like human pig and human rhino things ... oh, maybe it's better if i show you .ᐟ
[ he
( + )
um, the two weird ... mutants, that's the word i was looking for .ᐟ always come in like, a .... package .ᐟ a very ugly and smelly package .
[ 💀🙏 . ]
they look like human pig and human rhino things ... oh, maybe it's better if i show you .ᐟ
[ he
( + )
yes, i would say that's exactly it .ᐟ
... oh, thank you, thank you .ᐟ.ᐟ
[ a moment of silence . ]
oh, how could i possibly help ... mm, hm ... ah .ᐟ would it help to know what they look like ── .ᐣ one of them is a VERY slippery liar, but he almost always looks the same ... 💧
... oh, thank you, thank you .ᐟ.ᐟ
[ a moment of silence . ]
oh, how could i possibly help ... mm, hm ... ah .ᐟ would it help to know what they look like ── .ᐣ one of them is a VERY slippery liar, but he almost always looks the same ... 💧
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❝ They want to take advantage of you… ❞
❪ Roz replied, her voice low, yet sympathetic. The robot’s gaze upon the other softened before she spoke up again. ❫
❝ You’re safe around me. ❞
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❝ They want to take advantage of you… ❞
❪ Roz replied, her voice low, yet sympathetic. The robot’s gaze upon the other softened before she spoke up again. ❫
❝ You’re safe around me. ❞
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um, yes . very bad experiences ── you see, those four ... they, um, want me for what i can do . y'know, like, my powers . abilities .💧
December 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
yes, i would say that's exactly it .ᐟ
... oh, thank you, thank you .ᐟ.ᐟ
[ a moment of silence . ]
oh, how could i possibly help ... mm, hm ... ah .ᐟ would it help to know what they look like ── .ᐣ one of them is a VERY slippery liar, but he almost always looks the same ... 💧
... oh, thank you, thank you .ᐟ.ᐟ
[ a moment of silence . ]
oh, how could i possibly help ... mm, hm ... ah .ᐟ would it help to know what they look like ── .ᐣ one of them is a VERY slippery liar, but he almost always looks the same ... 💧
um, yes . very bad experiences ── you see, those four ... they, um, want me for what i can do . y'know, like, my powers . abilities .💧
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❝ You’re forgiven, I understood why you were doubtful at first. Bad experience…? ❞
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❝ You’re forgiven, I understood why you were doubtful at first. Bad experience…? ❞
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are you sure ... .ᐣ i, um, very much apologize for doubting you ── i just want to make sure ... 💧
December 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
um, yes . very bad experiences ── you see, those four ... they, um, want me for what i can do . y'know, like, my powers . abilities .💧
Reposted by ─╌ 𝓜𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐍 𝓜𝐀𝐍 .ᐟ
December 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
um, i know .
[ 💀🙏 . ]
first of all, you can't trick ... well, someone's whose whole thing is disguises .ᐟ and second, that wasn't even, um, very convincing ... all you did was put on a mustache and a hat .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
[ 💀🙏 . ]
first of all, you can't trick ... well, someone's whose whole thing is disguises .ᐟ and second, that wasn't even, um, very convincing ... all you did was put on a mustache and a hat .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
Tch - believe it or not. I LIED TO YOU
[ he takes off the disguises 💀. ]
[ he takes off the disguises 💀. ]
no .ᐟ 😡
December 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
um, i know .
[ 💀🙏 . ]
first of all, you can't trick ... well, someone's whose whole thing is disguises .ᐟ and second, that wasn't even, um, very convincing ... all you did was put on a mustache and a hat .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
[ 💀🙏 . ]
first of all, you can't trick ... well, someone's whose whole thing is disguises .ᐟ and second, that wasn't even, um, very convincing ... all you did was put on a mustache and a hat .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ