Mwako (PullUps Pup)
mwako.bsky.social
Mwako (PullUps Pup)
@mwako.bsky.social
My name is Mwako...
I'm a puppy, but a big one!
I'm 5 years old and and I'm a good puppy!

#FriendOfBluey

Pronouns: Pup/Them/(any you feel is appropriate to the situation)

IRL age 45, ugh...

Current user pic from artwork by @itchynet.bsky.social
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Preschool Puppy Problems

(Artwork by @kircai.bsky.social )
Apple pie is done! Turkey is in the oven! Now to relax until I need to start the potatoes and other stuff!
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Today is one of my personal favorite holidays: Feast With Friends!

Yeah, yeah, I know it's got another name, but I'm just going to ignore that along with all it's History.

Instead today is about all the good things in life! Food, Friends, (found or real) Family, Food, Nature, Pets, Diapers!
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
There is nothing I could tell my pre eighteen year old self that would allow them to believe the life I lead now.
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 AM
My knee is very hurty tonight so I'm gonna need lots of uppies! And a cookie! You know, to help the pain go away! Maybe even... Two cookies?
#Uppies4Puppies
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I tried to make an extra jumbo Oatmeal Scotchy Cookie, but it didn't cook fully in the middle. So it was like lava cake, sorta. So I guess it's Oatmeal Butterscotch Chip Cookie Lava Cake Pie.
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I always forget how painful it is to bump my shin into a piece of furniture until I do it again...

Also, I now have, like, three overlapping bruises on my left shin and it's not annoying at all! /sarcasm
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
My deep inner thoughts:
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Getting my shopping list ready for Thanksgiving stuffs. I already picked up the turkey, but I have to get all the stuff for the sides. I'm making Green Bean Casserole, Mashed Potatoes and Gravy, and Dressing. Plus I'll be making an apple pie for dessert (my mom is making a pecan pie). #FOOD
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I just wanna be a puppy tonight
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
But have you even considered your Sog-to-Sag Ratio?
November 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Sure you're a soggy little baby, but are you a Sog Monster or a Sog Master?
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Dark Puppy Play: Daddy only buys 1 Pup Cup for the 2 of you to share because neither one is you was totally a good pup on the trip to the dog park.
November 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Well, I guess Dairy Queen is run by Huskies or something. Works for me! I got free food tonight! (Local one had their soft open after rebuilding fun a fire.)
November 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I'm a puppy puppy puppy.
I'm a puppy puppy puppy.
I go pup pup pup pup.
And pup pup pup pup.
November 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It's just a fact, Pups Love Dinosaurs!
This is Dino. He is not just "going through a dinosaur phase." Obviously, it is a lifestyle. 12/10 (IG: dinoandluka)
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I'm a puppy, I bark at everything! Including my own shadow! But don't worry, I'll catch them one day!!
November 15, 2025 at 4:50 AM
What if you got so stoned that you forgot that you were a human? *headtilt*
November 14, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Puppy go bark bark arf.

My b'ain tu'n awf an' go wag
November 14, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Reposted by Mwako (PullUps Pup)
!!-GENDER IS A CONSTRUCT U CAN DISASSEMBLE-!!

Glad to have helped!!
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I have come to believe that Patches is the corporeal form of a quasi-demonic multi-planer entity that was incidentally summoned by our thoughts given a focus by Little Troubles (and especially Basil). They can see everything. They know our thoughts. They can alter our reality. They Are Here.
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Reposted by Mwako (PullUps Pup)
Do I know anyone who lives in Chicago who'd be willing to snag a few books for me? Would pay in advance and all that jazz.
November 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The oxymoron of a babyfur feeling old. Just saying!

(I feel old this morning! Like, at least 8 or something! Super old!)
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
This diaper is too thick! It makes me waddle as badly as @swiftfoxfire.bsky.social !
November 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Did you know that you can just put on a diaper and automatically look 100% cuter?

It's true! Try it and share the pictures with us! You know you want to! 😇
November 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Why do I keep referring to them as "Puppy Pads" rather than, like, "Bunny Pads"? Cause all the Bunnies I know tend to need them more than I do!
November 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM