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I'll never forgive my fellow Americans for electing this utter piece of shit. They enabled an entire government full of the worst human beings imaginable and most Americans are too ignorant to even understand what they've done.
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Weird that Lindsey Halligan was found to be incompetent. Didn’t see that coming.
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Weird that Lindsey Halligan was found to be incompetent. Didn’t see that coming.
BREAKING: Defense Secretary Hegseth reminds troops they do not have to follow orders from anyone with a blood-alcohol level less than 1.2
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
BREAKING: Defense Secretary Hegseth reminds troops they do not have to follow orders from anyone with a blood-alcohol level less than 1.2
Can't believe the guy who ran on racism and revenge didn't lower grocery prices
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Can't believe the guy who ran on racism and revenge didn't lower grocery prices
BREAKING: Trump announces new Thanksgiving presidential tradition of pardoning sex offender
November 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
BREAKING: Trump announces new Thanksgiving presidential tradition of pardoning sex offender
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Daily reminder that the Pedo in Chief has done everything in his power to kill the Epstein files abomination but has never denied raping little kids.
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Daily reminder that the Pedo in Chief has done everything in his power to kill the Epstein files abomination but has never denied raping little kids.
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So Pedo in Chief is hosting, doing military flyovers and selling war toys to a genocidal, journalist dismembering terrorist at the White House while he simultaneously fights tooth and nail to starve and make healthcare unaffordable for millions of hard working Americans.
But America First amirite?
But America First amirite?
November 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
So Pedo in Chief is hosting, doing military flyovers and selling war toys to a genocidal, journalist dismembering terrorist at the White House while he simultaneously fights tooth and nail to starve and make healthcare unaffordable for millions of hard working Americans.
But America First amirite?
But America First amirite?
Anyone who ever sees Rep. Clay Higgins
November 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Anyone who ever sees Rep. Clay Higgins
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This televised c•ck sucking isn’t screaming America First.
November 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This televised c•ck sucking isn’t screaming America First.
BREAKING: White House staff struggling to find Thanksgiving turkey that is also sex offender
November 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
BREAKING: White House staff struggling to find Thanksgiving turkey that is also sex offender
She became famous for harassing gun violence survivors. You either die a harasser, or live long enough to see yourself become the harassed.
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I wanna see every single name released so that these women don't have to live in fear and intimidation, which is something that I had a small taste of in just the past few days…But the real test will be if the DOJ will release the files."
November 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
She became famous for harassing gun violence survivors. You either die a harasser, or live long enough to see yourself become the harassed.
That piece of shit looks absolutely defeated right now and it's just the best thing
November 18, 2025 at 5:32 AM
That piece of shit looks absolutely defeated right now and it's just the best thing
So, like, did he swallow?
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
So, like, did he swallow?
The only reason I know what the word 'ephebophile' means is because of right-wing media excusing the worst human behavior in service of one of the worst people on the planet.
November 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The only reason I know what the word 'ephebophile' means is because of right-wing media excusing the worst human behavior in service of one of the worst people on the planet.
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A ‘hoax’ is a true story that he knows is eventually going to fuck him…
November 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
A ‘hoax’ is a true story that he knows is eventually going to fuck him…
The "peace" president: No new wars*
*Unless he needs a distraction from the fact that he's a documented pedophile
www.newsweek.com/venezuela-us...
*Unless he needs a distraction from the fact that he's a documented pedophile
www.newsweek.com/venezuela-us...
Trump weighing military options to attack Venezuela within days—Report
The briefing came as the USS Gerald Ford carrier strike group entered the region and U.S. forces intensified recent strikes on vessels accused of drug smuggling.
www.newsweek.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The "peace" president: No new wars*
*Unless he needs a distraction from the fact that he's a documented pedophile
www.newsweek.com/venezuela-us...
*Unless he needs a distraction from the fact that he's a documented pedophile
www.newsweek.com/venezuela-us...
Trump claims economy 'absolutely roaring' citing economic data from Chuck E. Cheese
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Trump claims economy 'absolutely roaring' citing economic data from Chuck E. Cheese
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Jeff Bezos paid $50 million for a wedding. He just got a $16 billion tax break. He just laid off 60,000 people.
And you're furious about a kid getting a free school lunch?
And you're furious about a kid getting a free school lunch?
November 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Jeff Bezos paid $50 million for a wedding. He just got a $16 billion tax break. He just laid off 60,000 people.
And you're furious about a kid getting a free school lunch?
And you're furious about a kid getting a free school lunch?
The October jobs report is so bad the Trump administration won't even release it.
This is what happens when you make a guy who bankrupted multiple casinos the president.
This is what happens when you make a guy who bankrupted multiple casinos the president.
November 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The October jobs report is so bad the Trump administration won't even release it.
This is what happens when you make a guy who bankrupted multiple casinos the president.
This is what happens when you make a guy who bankrupted multiple casinos the president.
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Can we just take a minute and acknowledge that our POTUS is right OUT IN THE OPEN lobbying Congressional members to vote against releasing the Epstein files?! Like... what the fuck else does anyone even need to know?
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Can we just take a minute and acknowledge that our POTUS is right OUT IN THE OPEN lobbying Congressional members to vote against releasing the Epstein files?! Like... what the fuck else does anyone even need to know?
Can't believe the terrible person who was terrible at everything he ever tried also turned out to be a terrible president. Who coulda seen that one coming?
November 13, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Can't believe the terrible person who was terrible at everything he ever tried also turned out to be a terrible president. Who coulda seen that one coming?
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I don’t think ICE should ever be allowed to cover their faces
These thugs are grabbing people off the street. Violently arresting and detaining them.
We have no idea if they’re real agents or not.
But I find it especially egregious to allow them to cover their face and take children
These thugs are grabbing people off the street. Violently arresting and detaining them.
We have no idea if they’re real agents or not.
But I find it especially egregious to allow them to cover their face and take children
November 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I don’t think ICE should ever be allowed to cover their faces
These thugs are grabbing people off the street. Violently arresting and detaining them.
We have no idea if they’re real agents or not.
But I find it especially egregious to allow them to cover their face and take children
These thugs are grabbing people off the street. Violently arresting and detaining them.
We have no idea if they’re real agents or not.
But I find it especially egregious to allow them to cover their face and take children
BREAKING: Trump defeats woke
November 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
BREAKING: Trump defeats woke
If there isn't a drag queen named Shakira Law we may as well pack it in as a species
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
If there isn't a drag queen named Shakira Law we may as well pack it in as a species
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Crockett: When you go and you hit those booths come the midterms, think about which party decided that it was okay to literally be on vacation while people were going hungry in the streets of America.
November 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Crockett: When you go and you hit those booths come the midterms, think about which party decided that it was okay to literally be on vacation while people were going hungry in the streets of America.
Health insurance is a legalized scam. One-third of many people's salary and it pays for nothing until you've already shelled out additional for a deductible that's well into the thousands. Even then, they may just say "No, we're not paying."
It's time for universal healthcare.
It's time for universal healthcare.
November 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Health insurance is a legalized scam. One-third of many people's salary and it pays for nothing until you've already shelled out additional for a deductible that's well into the thousands. Even then, they may just say "No, we're not paying."
It's time for universal healthcare.
It's time for universal healthcare.