"How"
@myoneandonlykat.bsky.social
Woke AF sexagenarian. 🌊Political humorist/writer. Former fetus, born very young. Gray bearded curmudgeon who's older now than I've ever been. 50 year T1D warrior.
The US is a Kleptocratic Kakistocrasy of Knockabouts (KKK)
❤️ @mary1kathy ❤️
The US is a Kleptocratic Kakistocrasy of Knockabouts (KKK)
❤️ @mary1kathy ❤️
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"How"
@myoneandonlykat.bsky.social
· Nov 19
Do. Not. Obey. In. Advance.
She texted me:
“I can smell your colon on my pillow”.
And that’s why spelling matters.
“I can smell your colon on my pillow”.
And that’s why spelling matters.
November 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
She texted me:
“I can smell your colon on my pillow”.
And that’s why spelling matters.
“I can smell your colon on my pillow”.
And that’s why spelling matters.
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My therapist told me I need an emotional support animal.
I got a chicken, deep fried, with a milkshake.
I feel so much better.
I got a chicken, deep fried, with a milkshake.
I feel so much better.
a cartoon character is holding a red drink and the words that was freudian are above him
ALT: a cartoon character is holding a red drink and the words that was freudian are above him
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November 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
My therapist told me I need an emotional support animal.
I got a chicken, deep fried, with a milkshake.
I feel so much better.
I got a chicken, deep fried, with a milkshake.
I feel so much better.
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The Pledge of Allegiance should be rewritten.
“One nation, under fraud, clearly visible, with bribery and corruption for all”.
Just saying.
“One nation, under fraud, clearly visible, with bribery and corruption for all”.
Just saying.
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
The Pledge of Allegiance should be rewritten.
“One nation, under fraud, clearly visible, with bribery and corruption for all”.
Just saying.
“One nation, under fraud, clearly visible, with bribery and corruption for all”.
Just saying.
Oh look.
The right is calling for civil war again.
Over a crime that everyone thinks is fucking abhorrent.
The right is calling for civil war again.
Over a crime that everyone thinks is fucking abhorrent.
November 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I hate waterlemons
You that read wrong.
You read that wrong.
This is how you fail exams.
You that read wrong.
You read that wrong.
This is how you fail exams.
November 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I hate waterlemons
You that read wrong.
You read that wrong.
This is how you fail exams.
You that read wrong.
You read that wrong.
This is how you fail exams.
How surprised will you be when you learn Stephen Miller writes these tweets?
The Criminal tries to explain what he sees as a "Crime"
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
How surprised will you be when you learn Stephen Miller writes these tweets?
Republicunts
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Republicunts
Yesterday, I was staring at my naked, sexagenarian body in the mirror.
I got kicked out of IKEA.
#BadDadJokes
I got kicked out of IKEA.
#BadDadJokes
garfield looking at his reflection in a mirror with the nick logo in the background
ALT: garfield looking at his reflection in a mirror with the nick logo in the background
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November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Yesterday, I was staring at my naked, sexagenarian body in the mirror.
I got kicked out of IKEA.
#BadDadJokes
I got kicked out of IKEA.
#BadDadJokes
25-47
And that’s all I have to say about that.
And that’s all I have to say about that.
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
25-47
And that’s all I have to say about that.
And that’s all I have to say about that.
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Message to all… if you don’t like what post or respond to, just walk away. Do not berate me and try and humiliate me, it will earn you a mouthful and a block.
Everyone’s entitled to their view and opinion, no need to go Twitter ugly comments on others online!
Everyone’s entitled to their view and opinion, no need to go Twitter ugly comments on others online!
November 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Message to all… if you don’t like what post or respond to, just walk away. Do not berate me and try and humiliate me, it will earn you a mouthful and a block.
Everyone’s entitled to their view and opinion, no need to go Twitter ugly comments on others online!
Everyone’s entitled to their view and opinion, no need to go Twitter ugly comments on others online!
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Hey everyone . . don't forget about Ukraine. Trump is betraying them on such a level it's hard to believe what we are seeing. It's not just about land and minerals; he's working towards removing their dignity as a population and humiliating them
The US is no longer anyone's ally!
The US is no longer anyone's ally!
November 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Hey everyone . . don't forget about Ukraine. Trump is betraying them on such a level it's hard to believe what we are seeing. It's not just about land and minerals; he's working towards removing their dignity as a population and humiliating them
The US is no longer anyone's ally!
The US is no longer anyone's ally!
November 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The epitome of alpha Magat:
- More makeup than Tammy Fae Baker
- An Aquanet smashed combover
- Lifts
- A girdle
- Depends
- Hidden Foley bag
#MagaMorons
- More makeup than Tammy Fae Baker
- An Aquanet smashed combover
- Lifts
- A girdle
- Depends
- Hidden Foley bag
#MagaMorons
November 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The epitome of alpha Magat:
- More makeup than Tammy Fae Baker
- An Aquanet smashed combover
- Lifts
- A girdle
- Depends
- Hidden Foley bag
#MagaMorons
- More makeup than Tammy Fae Baker
- An Aquanet smashed combover
- Lifts
- A girdle
- Depends
- Hidden Foley bag
#MagaMorons
Just in!
Cankles McTaco Tits had a beer thrown at him.
He’s okay because he dodged the draught.
#ReallyBadJokes
Cankles McTaco Tits had a beer thrown at him.
He’s okay because he dodged the draught.
#ReallyBadJokes
November 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Just in!
Cankles McTaco Tits had a beer thrown at him.
He’s okay because he dodged the draught.
#ReallyBadJokes
Cankles McTaco Tits had a beer thrown at him.
He’s okay because he dodged the draught.
#ReallyBadJokes
Is 30 days long enough to rewrite the Epstein files with Cankles McTaco Tits taken out and every Democrat added?
#MagaMorons
#MagaMorons
November 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Is 30 days long enough to rewrite the Epstein files with Cankles McTaco Tits taken out and every Democrat added?
#MagaMorons
#MagaMorons
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I can’t stop watching this
Listen to this pillar of health
November 21, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Life hack:
Rent the exact vehicle you own and switch the old tires from yours to the rental.
The best $89 you’ll ever spend.
Rent the exact vehicle you own and switch the old tires from yours to the rental.
The best $89 you’ll ever spend.
a man with glasses and a mustache has the words " i 've never even thought about it before " below him
ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache has the words " i 've never even thought about it before " below him
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November 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Life hack:
Rent the exact vehicle you own and switch the old tires from yours to the rental.
The best $89 you’ll ever spend.
Rent the exact vehicle you own and switch the old tires from yours to the rental.
The best $89 you’ll ever spend.
November 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM