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MysteriousGray

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Lil art-making freak, ew ew ewww NSFW page: @mysteriousgraynsfw.bsky.social

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MysteriousGray @mysteriousgrayart.bsky.social · Feb 24

I am currently opening 10 slots for commissions of multiple types, in order to put some cash in the bank! The link to my commission sheet is below for anybody interested!

I'm willing to draw anything from simple sketches to detailed scenes, and open to NSFW requests!
#art #commissions

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MysteriousGray @mysteriousgrayart.bsky.social · 4h

Ok did this ACTUALLY happen, or is this like the "Hamas butchered hundreds of children" thing, or the "terror tunnels under a hospital" thing, or the countless other exaggerations and outright lies the IDF tells people to make Hamas and/or Palestinians look as monstrous as possible

MysteriousGray @mysteriousgrayart.bsky.social · 6h

I imagine part of it is having 20 years of experience on the subject

MysteriousGray @mysteriousgrayart.bsky.social · 7h

In terms of objective quality, Jurassic Park: Trespasser. It is a half-finished, broken mess and I love it

In terms of enjoyment? Duke Nukem Forever. Teenage me didn't think it was so bad and I want to smack him for having shit taste

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Anaugi @anaugi.bsky.social · 8h

if we hit the goal, I'll do this Baiken pinup!!
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MysteriousGray @mysteriousgrayart.bsky.social · 7h

Even this looks tame in comparison. I don't see Hamas beating, torturing and sexually humiliating any of these people.

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MysteriousGray @mysteriousgrayart.bsky.social · 7h

You welc you welc!!

MysteriousGray @mysteriousgrayart.bsky.social · 10h

Disingenuous people complain and blab about Hamas terrorists but you rarely, if ever hear stories of them acting this hateful and depraved even towards their enemies. They might exist, but the sheer volume of them from IDF and Israeli officials drowns Hamas’s crimes like an ocean.

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MysteriousGray @mysteriousgrayart.bsky.social · 1d

Bustin' doesn't make anybody feel good, apparently

MysteriousGray @mysteriousgrayart.bsky.social · 1d

The world could always use more Blue Moon (and Blue Moon could use more roomy shorts)

Happy Birthday @glacierclear.bsky.social!

#foxtrotscoops #nsfw #ocs #art

GlacierClear's OC Blue Moon, a dark-skinned, stocky woman with two-tone blue hair and big ol' fox ears. She is taking off her shirt and smiling deviously at the viewer, as her thick cock threatens to rip through her boxer briefs

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MysteriousGray @mysteriousgrayart.bsky.social · 1d

Worked for two weeks on this, some of the bast shading I've ever done bar none

Solfanger's OC Hayden, a tall, dark-skinned, muscular woman with her hair done up like a lion's mane. Her forearms are covered and fur and end in big fluffy paws, and a lion's tail dangles behind her. She is wearing only a lace bra and thong, which do little to hide her massive bust and bulge. She's holding a glass of red wine and standing contrapposto in front of a window, overlooking the city. She is smiling at you warmly, her brilliant blue eyes shining in the dim light. A plush chair sits next to her, and there seems to be no-one else in the room but the two of you...

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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 6d

This is a great time to remind everyone that you should in fact, still be calling MasterCard, Visa, Stripe, and other payment processors to annoy the shit out of them.

Because I'll tell you right now, that shitheel? Not gonna have to worry about them accepting payment.

*Artists will.*

Phone Numbers
• Stripe (California): +1 888 926 2289 (Say you're based in California before continuing.)
• Stripe (Headquarters): +1 (888) 963-8955
• Stripe (US): +1 (877) 887-7815
• Stripe (France): +33 805-11-19-67
Mastercard (Headquarters): +1 914-249-2000 • Mastercard (US): +1 (800)-627-8372
Mastercard (US): +1 (800)-307-7309
• Mastercard (Int.): +1 (636)-722-7111
• Mastercard (AUS): +61 1800 120 113
• Mastercard (UK): 0-800-96-4767
All region numbers for Mastercard Visa (Headquarters): +1 (650)-432-3200
• Visa (US+ Can): +1 (800)-847-2911
• Visa (AUS): +61 1800 125 440 All region numbers for Visa
• PayPal (US): +1 (888)-221-1161
• PayPal (UK): +44 (0203)-901-7000
PayPal Customer Service: +1 (877)-569-1116

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MysteriousGray @mysteriousgrayart.bsky.social · 1d

Watching these people circlejerk endlessly playing presentability politics over the fact Biden could have stopped this at any time and simply chose not to is enough to drive me fucking insane. People are dying and dying and dying and all the people who can stop it have their thumbs up their asses

MysteriousGray @mysteriousgrayart.bsky.social · 1d

So many people want to believe that just looking at porn a lot is an addiction because they still feel shame about it. They can’t let go of the idea that pleasurable things are inherently harmful.

Hint: you can quit porn at any time. Plenty of people do it. That means it’s not a real addiction.

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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 2d

Its the work week!

If you havent called yet, now is an extremely important time to contact your reps and demand they OPPOSE KOSA!

if your rep is a cosponsor, demand they drop their sponsorship!

Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 5d

#SaveSpeech

KOSA has amassed more cosponsors recently, jumping from 42 to 60 total

You need to call your reps and DEMAND that they oppose this legislation ASAP

The link below contains more info about KOSA and an easy way to contact your reps
5calls.org/issue/kids-o...

Please call DAILY

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MysteriousGray @mysteriousgrayart.bsky.social · 2d

he has two hands

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matthew @pahuski.com · 2d

Happy Columbo’s Day

Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. “Okay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.”

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MysteriousGray @mysteriousgrayart.bsky.social · 2d

“DO NOT, MY FRIENDS, BECOME ADDICTED TO WATER”

MysteriousGray @mysteriousgrayart.bsky.social · 3d

if the rumors are true, it's because he donates to the production budget as an executive producer in exchange for being allowed a role in the movie.

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MysteriousGray @mysteriousgrayart.bsky.social · 3d

I don't like saying this but the dude is a genuinely talentless hack. I liked him in one(1) role and it was where he played an emotionally alien, creepy cultish figure with a god complex. In other words, himself.

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MysteriousGray @mysteriousgrayart.bsky.social · 3d

A movement tied together by conquest and brutality is not gonna start being nice when it finally kills its current target.

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Derf Backderf @derfbackderf.bsky.social · 3d

With the holidays upon us, don't give to Salvation Army. Not even change. It's a scumbag "charity" run by anti-gay zealots.

Habitat for Humanity is great. Your local Food Bank is great.

So many "charities" are for-profit scams. Use Charity Navigator to vet them. www.charitynavigator.org

Fascist Dem Tracker @fascistdemtracker.bsky.social · 4d

Fun fact about the Salvation Army: they use a form of substance use treatment called work therapy. Oh, and by treatment, I mean they have people who have been convicted of drug charges work for their stores & warehouses in exchange for room, board, around a $1 a week, and minimal actual therapy.

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MysteriousGray @mysteriousgrayart.bsky.social · 4d

The original perfectly captured what it would probably look and feel like to be stuck inside an arcade cabinet of the era. Legacy always looked and felt like being stuck in a Mazda commercial with half the studio lights burnt out.

MysteriousGray @mysteriousgrayart.bsky.social · 4d

Are you kidding me?! I said Leto was an industry plant within the actual industry as a JOKE.

MysteriousGray @mysteriousgrayart.bsky.social · 4d

Jared Leto appears to have done the impossible and become an industry plant within his own industry.

MysteriousGray @mysteriousgrayart.bsky.social · 4d

a man wearing sunglasses and a bandana is standing in front of a field .

Alt: Dr. Grant from Jurassic Park, removing his sunglasses in shock

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