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Mystery @mysteryums.bsky.social · 1d

"copy and paste something else" is truly the epitome of ai software degradation

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Mystery @mysteryums.bsky.social · 1d

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Mystery @mysteryums.bsky.social · 1d

"copy and paste something else" is truly the epitome of ai software degradation

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 7d

A haunted house but instead of ghosts, it's just a bunch of baby boomers asking why you haven't bought a house yet.

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Mystery @mysteryums.bsky.social · 7d

add "when are you going to get married??" and this is just a typical thanksgiving

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Mystery @mysteryums.bsky.social · 7d

The difference this time is Microsoft has never before been dumb enough to *not let* people upgrade to the next version of Windows

There's 6 different PCs currently in use in my household (between desktops, laptops, and servers), only 1 of them can actually run 11

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Mystery @mysteryums.bsky.social · 7d

While most of this is true, their series A funding did sorta include a company called "Blockchain Capital"

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Mystery @mysteryums.bsky.social · 10d

just finished my onboarding at the fbi and this short little indian dude walked up and handed me this? wtf?

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Mystery @mysteryums.bsky.social · 10d

just finished my onboarding at the fbi and this short little indian dude walked up and handed me this? wtf?

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Mystery @mysteryums.bsky.social · 18d

2028 gallup poll: what radicalized you?

☐ domestic deployment of military

☐ attacks on free speech

☐ being forced to watch a fuckin 30 minute jimmy kimmel opening monologue in order to keep apprised of current events

☐ ICE raids

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Mystery @mysteryums.bsky.social · 18d

we could never be sure if the shooter was a leftist or not, but there would be signs

The joker, in a red suit, shooting a gun that originally had a little flag unfurl that said "BANG", but instead the flag has written on it, in very small font text completely covering it, an excerpt from Mikhail Bakunin's "The Capitalist System"

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Mystery @mysteryums.bsky.social · 18d

we could never be sure if the shooter was a leftist or not, but there would be signs

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Mystery @mysteryums.bsky.social · 18d

2028 gallup poll: what radicalized you?

☐ domestic deployment of military

☐ attacks on free speech

☐ being forced to watch a fuckin 30 minute jimmy kimmel opening monologue in order to keep apprised of current events

☐ ICE raids

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Mystery @mysteryums.bsky.social · 21d

why is my duolingo giving me this trump-presidential-portrait ass look

The Duolingo app icon, normally showing the face of a happy green owl, has instead been replaced with an owl with an angry, single squinted eye look and a threatening red underglow

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Mystery @mysteryums.bsky.social · Dec 2

[sitting on the plane in my underwear] it's bullshit, the TSA lets you through security with a full bladder but as soon as you piss your pants it’s gotta be 3.4oz or less

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Mystery @mysteryums.bsky.social · 24d

seeding every single marvel movie torrent (costing disney 700 million dollars of damages) in solidarity with jimmy kimmel

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Mystery @mysteryums.bsky.social · 23d

i don't have disney+ to cancel but i'm still doing my part

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Mystery @mysteryums.bsky.social · 24d

seeding every single marvel movie torrent (costing disney 700 million dollars of damages) in solidarity with jimmy kimmel

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 24d

there is a man standing outside YOUR door right now. he's holding a medieval poleax and he's going to rip you to absolute shreds with it. please subscribe to my newsletter for more updates about the man

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Mystery @mysteryums.bsky.social · 27d

people being forced to properly mourn some podcaster debate bro out of fear that they will be doxxed and fired from their job if they don't is sickening

anyway, unrelated to that, today i'll be piloting my new permanent post sign-off

in the name of the father, the son, and charlie kirk, amen

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Mystery @mysteryums.bsky.social · 27d

people being forced to properly mourn some podcaster debate bro out of fear that they will be doxxed and fired from their job if they don't is sickening

anyway, unrelated to that, today i'll be piloting my new permanent post sign-off

in the name of the father, the son, and charlie kirk, amen

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Minthara's happy trail @aenore.fr · Sep 11

if you feel painfully out of control of your online experience i am so dead serious when i say you should make a homelab. grab an Optiplex from your local second hand market website (or even ebay if it comes to that), a USB stick to install whichever linux distro appeals to you, and ethernet cables.

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Mystery @mysteryums.bsky.social · Sep 11

i don't get what everyone is in a tizzy about, it was just the first school shooting of the day, i thought our standard response to those was thoughts and prayers

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Mystery @mysteryums.bsky.social · Sep 11

i don't get what everyone is in a tizzy about, it was just the first school shooting of the day, i thought our standard response to those was thoughts and prayers

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Mystery @mysteryums.bsky.social · Aug 30

real mad that i was not woken up by people spamming me with text messages because it finally happened

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