R.E. Mythangelo
mythangelo.bsky.social
R.E. Mythangelo
@mythangelo.bsky.social
Professional graphic designer and amateur writer. I post nothing of consequence.
It is a constant source of frustration for me that we can only play life in first person mode.
January 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Did it just get a little darker around here?
December 30, 2024 at 12:09 AM
I think laptops should come with a clear warning label right on the box that says: If your battery stops working, maybe check that it hasn't also inflated like a freaking balloon. Just a thought.
December 29, 2024 at 2:24 AM
I would be much more excited for 2024 to end if I was not absolutely terrified of 2025.
December 28, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Is it gone already? It just got here this morning!
December 26, 2024 at 6:50 AM
Merry Christmas, y'all!
December 25, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Merry Christmas Eve, Bluesky!
December 24, 2024 at 3:08 PM
How is it possible that we can see Christmas coming our way from 364 days away, and it still manages to sneak up on us?
December 22, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Has anyone tried rebooting the Matrix? It feels like we're stuck on the red screen of death right now.
December 22, 2024 at 6:33 PM
That's right, kids, if you work hard and stay in school, some day you too may be rich enough to own a president. Well... probably not, but do give it a shot.
December 20, 2024 at 1:37 AM
I can almost taste Friday...
December 19, 2024 at 2:26 PM
It would seem that my application for a deferment of Monday has been denied again.
December 16, 2024 at 2:35 PM
My theory is that all of Earth has been turned into a reality show on some alien planet, and the occasional UFOs that show up are just their technicians repairing a transmission antenna.
December 13, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Have we tried just letting ChatGPT run things for a while? I don't think it can break things any worse than we have.
December 12, 2024 at 6:01 PM
It's not that I don't enjoy seeing you, it's that I enjoy missing you so much more.
December 11, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Whenever something awful happens and someone tells me "God has a plan", I try to inquire about the "plan". Apparently, it is beyond my comprehension, so I can never understand it. But i think it would be polite of God to break it down for me so I know what the hell is happening in my own damn life.
December 10, 2024 at 7:29 PM
I've always had an issue with the part of the nativity story where Herod murders a whole lot of children trying to get to Jesus because the whole thing could have been avoided with a simple message to the wise men with clear directions so they wouldn't need to go asking around town.
December 10, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Sometimes, you have to lose a battle to win the war... but I think that should always be Plan B.
December 9, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Turns out that dragging a Christmas tree box out of the garage and leaving it on the living room will not cause the tree to jump out of the box and decorate itself, and this is very frustrating.
December 9, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Good night! Or good morning, depending on which direction you're currently headed relative to your bed.
December 9, 2024 at 9:10 AM
After my fourth fall from the horse, I had to sheepishly admit to the increasingly exasperated cowboy that, contrary to my previous statement, this was, in fact, my first rodeo.
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December 9, 2024 at 6:11 AM
You ever see someone posting online and wonder if it's a particularly clever algorithm pretending to be a moron or an actual moron who somehow figured out technology before common sense?
December 8, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Have they invented the self-decorating Christmas trees yet?
December 8, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Happy Sunday! Hope you all wake up even later than I did.
December 8, 2024 at 5:09 PM