⛈️Noodle
@n00dlenite.bsky.social
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Hello, you've reached the McDoubiousland's playplace of Skyler & my multiple OC's. I'm 33 irl! 3-12 @ <3 Don't follow me unless ur 18+ & age is in bio plz! I might post nudes & diapersexual stuff. I'm NB, my pronouns are they/them
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tonight is the night I became Dale Gribble and blocked the feds
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Hey, as a heads up for NSFW peeps in the US, US President administration just made a shitton of BlueSky accounts. I would highhhhly recommend subbing to this blocklist so they don't show up on any algorithm feeds (and so they can't see your shit)

bsky.app/profile/eva....
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Tarot reader: They mad because they didn't think you could get this hard, I mean get this far
Me: Nah, you said it right the first time lol
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Dads that spike your bottles with supplements that will keep you needing your diapers.

Giving you supps that enhance your precum production so your locked nub is leaking like a faucet and you won’t be able to wear undies given that they’ll end up with sticky wet spots often.
Oh my Arceus I feel so much better today. Amazing what some ginger tea and 10 hours of laying on the heating pad can do.
It's good to let it all out. Hang in there, moo. *pats u gently*
Not only do I rememeber them, but sometimes I can even control them. For some reason though, if I'm smoking weed daily, I can't do either. But if I quit for a couple of weeks, they start right back up again.
Well... didn't quite make it through the whole day, but I did my best anyway & that's what counts. Double punch from the universe that my car battery died while I was at work, but I got a jump and I'm home & cozy with my heating pad and a hot cup of tea. ^_^
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| Villain |

To all my fellow people pleasers out there... 😌
#originalart
Well, I skipped the gym, but I can't skip work. Time to push on through!
Oh I am very weary of the depo shot, I've heard nothing but terrible stuff about it. Back when I had a facebook I kept seeing ads about lawsuits over it.
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Chikorita pushes Eevee to the edge
Damn I got all excited last couple of months. x_x Might go back on some kind of period supressing BC, even tho I don't technically need it cuz I don't have fallopian tubes
LMFAO I thought I had food poisoning, but it's just a glitch period. I haven't had a period in 2 months. WTF, body?
Oh thank Arceus the voodoo donut that popped up on my route to work is opening on a Sunday, when I don't have to go to work. I'm not prepared to deal with that kind of traffic lol.
Did I sleep for 10 hours again? Ooops. x3
Soggin it up with my long socks on. Gee, I wonder if I need a change? I think I need a snoofer in here first, just to confirm x3