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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON

@n01ratedsalesman.bsky.social

56 followers 13 following 64 posts

HEY EVERY !!! ITS ME !!!!! EVERYONE’s FAVORITE E [Number one best rated salesman copyright 1997] SPAMTON G SPAMTON!!!! <Roleplay account by @gordiepie.bsky.social not affiliated with Toby Fox. NO NSFW>

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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @n01ratedsalesman.bsky.social · Jun 15

I M SPAMTON G SPAMTON [Number one best rated salesman copywrite 1997] AND WELCOME TO MY [Friend request accepted] !!

// Rp account by Gordiepie

#Deltarune
#DeltaruneRP

a pixel art of a cartoon character wearing glasses and a cigarette .

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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @n01ratedsalesman.bsky.social · 22d

GLAD I COULD SEND T HAT [Coworker] TO THAT THE [Birthday🎈🎈🎈] STREAM!!! EHEJEHRHEHEHEG

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Gordiepie @gordiepie.bsky.social · Sep 8

I’m sorry, I’m worried about this bill passing, so I 100% urge you to contact your representatives on this matter

If you want to have the internet to live, please, stop KOSA from happening

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KOSA is a censorship bill that won’t make kids safe. Instead, it'll put all internet users at risk, especially youth. If you believe in a free and open internet, tell your lawmakers to reject #KOSA!

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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @n01ratedsalesman.bsky.social · Aug 20

DEALS SO GOOD IM [8.99 percent] MYSELF

SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @n01ratedsalesman.bsky.social · Aug 3

// not me neglecting my roleplay account dlgdkgdgkdgkdgk sorry chat

SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @n01ratedsalesman.bsky.social · Jul 26

RAL SEI THE [Fluffiest boi] YOU OWE ME [4.99] K R O M E R

SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @n01ratedsalesman.bsky.social · Jul 26

WOW IM STUCK IN [Deals on Lumber 12.99] !! SOME BODY [get outta] ME HERE !!!!

SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @n01ratedsalesman.bsky.social · Jul 5

SORRY I HAVE [Missing in action] EVERY BODY !!! THE [Doctor 💊] TOLD ME I [
Hyperlink Blocked] MY OWN [kneecaps] !!!!

SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @n01ratedsalesman.bsky.social · Jun 23

// JOIN US JOIN US JOIN IS

SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @n01ratedsalesman.bsky.social · Jun 22

OH [swear word.mp3] A [little rat 🐀] !!!!!

* it’s just a reflection of himself

SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @n01ratedsalesman.bsky.social · Jun 21

BUY BUY BUY MY NEW [plot armour] FOR ONLY [685] K R O M E R

SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @n01ratedsalesman.bsky.social · Jun 21

* he is covered in foam.

…..

….

I AM NEVER [doing that] AGAIN.

* he fades away. How strange.

SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @n01ratedsalesman.bsky.social · Jun 21

THIS ARE [facts 🧮] !!!!

SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @n01ratedsalesman.bsky.social · Jun 21

[little sponge 🧽] YOU KEPT IT !!!! YOU REALLY DO CARE !!!!

SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @n01ratedsalesman.bsky.social · Jun 20

* hole in one

SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @n01ratedsalesman.bsky.social · Jun 20

I GET SO I GET SO I GET SO I GET SO IGETSOIGETSOIGETSOIGETSOIGETSO

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* he suddenly evaporates into thin air.

SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @n01ratedsalesman.bsky.social · Jun 20

K R O M E R

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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @n01ratedsalesman.bsky.social · Jun 20

DELISHOOUS K. R. O. M. E. R.

* he eats the money from your hand. How strange.

SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @n01ratedsalesman.bsky.social · Jun 20

I CAN SELL [no adds free ❌] EXTENSION FOR THE YOU R [family entertainment] MACINE FOR ONLY [56] K R O M E R !!!!!

SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @n01ratedsalesman.bsky.social · Jun 20

[only 4.99 $$$] KROMER !! YOU TOO CAN BE A [restroom 🚽] !!! DEALS SO GOOD IM [Slang not found] MYSELF !!!!! EHEHEHEHEHEHAAA

SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @n01ratedsalesman.bsky.social · Jun 20

EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAAA

SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @n01ratedsalesman.bsky.social · Jun 20

MY STORE H AS NEW ITEMS [on the market 🏡]

SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @n01ratedsalesman.bsky.social · Jun 20

……..Mike??…….

SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @n01ratedsalesman.bsky.social · Jun 19

HEY [Goat simulator 🐐] LIGHT NER !!!!!! YOU STILL OWE ME [7] K R O M E R

SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @n01ratedsalesman.bsky.social · Jun 19

THIS DAY HAS BEEN [hotter than hell] !!! IVE [im melting!!🫠] !!!!

SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @n01ratedsalesman.bsky.social · Jun 18

WELL DO I HAVE A [Special Deal] FOR LONELY [❤️] LIKE YOU !!!!