not your dad
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Courtney | they/them | 28 | meme connoisseur | vine expert | oxford comma enthusiast | find me on ao3: NotYourDad | current favorite ao3 tag: spitting :/
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Hey, it's ya boy Courtney
🤙🏽 Reading: fantasy, romance, horror
🤙🏽 Anime: jjk, demon slayer, death note
🤙🏽 Fanfic writer, aspiring author
🤙🏽 Queer enby 🌈 they/them
🤙🏽 Don't take me too seriously
Hey, it's ya boy Courtney
🤙🏽 Reading: fantasy, romance, horror
🤙🏽 Anime: jjk, demon slayer, death note
🤙🏽 Fanfic writer, aspiring author
🤙🏽 Queer enby 🌈 they/them
🤙🏽 Don't take me too seriously
My poor cat has been locked in my bathroom for the last few days (new food, trying to mitigate the tummy issue damage) and now that he's been released he will NOT leave me alone
November 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
My poor cat has been locked in my bathroom for the last few days (new food, trying to mitigate the tummy issue damage) and now that he's been released he will NOT leave me alone
This is my newest vocal stim
November 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
This is my newest vocal stim
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Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
Has anyone read Semantic Error? Because I'm LOVING IT so far
November 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Has anyone read Semantic Error? Because I'm LOVING IT so far
Maaaaan there's a huge Cloudfare outage rn meaning I can't really my silly little BL romance manga 😭
November 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Maaaaan there's a huge Cloudfare outage rn meaning I can't really my silly little BL romance manga 😭
Made homemade tortillas for our fajitas tonight because I already ran out to the store once and I'll be damned if I have to go again
November 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Made homemade tortillas for our fajitas tonight because I already ran out to the store once and I'll be damned if I have to go again
I swear that my boss only ever offers to buy me coffee after I've already gotten myself a cup. I think he does it on purpose
November 17, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I swear that my boss only ever offers to buy me coffee after I've already gotten myself a cup. I think he does it on purpose
Forgot that I had to take the husband to work this morning and now I'm running SO LATE
November 17, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Forgot that I had to take the husband to work this morning and now I'm running SO LATE
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"she breasted boobily down the stairs"
November 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
"she breasted boobily down the stairs"
Show me a hot person with a gun again
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Show me a hot person with a gun again
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*presses mouth entirely too close to microphone* Chipotle queso is mid. At best.
November 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
*presses mouth entirely too close to microphone* Chipotle queso is mid. At best.
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Rereading my favorite fic ever
(I wrote it and I'm trying to find the motivation to finish the last few chapters)
(I wrote it and I'm trying to find the motivation to finish the last few chapters)
November 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Rereading my favorite fic ever
(I wrote it and I'm trying to find the motivation to finish the last few chapters)
(I wrote it and I'm trying to find the motivation to finish the last few chapters)
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I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
Weird things that I say to my pets that would get me arrested if I was talking to a human person: A Thread
November 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Weird things that I say to my pets that would get me arrested if I was talking to a human person: A Thread
Just found out that Patton Oswald got banned on here. Wtf
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Just found out that Patton Oswald got banned on here. Wtf
Bro I came in early today to help one of my night shift nurses with his schedule. He was supposed to come find me before he left but the dingdong forgot
So I came in early for nothing
So I came in early for nothing
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Bro I came in early today to help one of my night shift nurses with his schedule. He was supposed to come find me before he left but the dingdong forgot
So I came in early for nothing
So I came in early for nothing
This is literally a Black Mirror episode MAKE IT STOP
November 14, 2025 at 1:29 PM
This is literally a Black Mirror episode MAKE IT STOP
Happy Friday y'all, we made it
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Happy Friday y'all, we made it
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Literally none of us asked for ai in everything
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Literally none of us asked for ai in everything
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I hate how much administrative work it is to be alive. This is bullshit.
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I hate how much administrative work it is to be alive. This is bullshit.
My favorite activity to do is check my husband's location when he texts me that he's on his way to see how long it takes for him to actually leave. Today it took him seven whole minutes
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
My favorite activity to do is check my husband's location when he texts me that he's on his way to see how long it takes for him to actually leave. Today it took him seven whole minutes
Hate to do this to y'all, but the rules are the rules:
I just lost the game
I just lost the game
November 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Hate to do this to y'all, but the rules are the rules:
I just lost the game
I just lost the game